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I GO TO WUHAN

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hehe...meme

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It's simple, we uh, eat the batsoup.

"As for the television...Coronavirus has no jurisdiction. It will find him and make him cough!"

>Rook what your bat do to customah!
>Buyah bewear. I told you my bats give your customah new food experience. I nevah say they want experience it!

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nolan is a hack.
how was lao able to steal billions of paper money out of bank

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It's their money retard. The mob owns several banks(for money laundering) that the cops were hitting.

yes but they didnt gave him access at this point. lao literally said he couldn't wait so he took it anyway

>yes but they didnt gave him access at this point.
At what point in the movie does it say he needed their access?

Why did he have to be asian?

Is Nolan sinophobic?

He handles all the money laundering operation. He doesn't need their permission to move the money each time.

>Sir, I need Ax Essd to launder your money
>Take him

Now there is a bat soup

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>Wanna know how I got the virus?

>I’m good at risk aversion
>coughs

I know a hand-cougher when I see one

If it's so simple, why haven't you -cough- -ACKH-

>youtu.be/W3FaIj1K4sw

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Nolan racist?
Proof

>zero black actors in Dunkirk
I am sure he wanted to be historically accurate, but YOU KNOW some jew asked him to cast at least a couple black extras for background scenes and he told her hook nose to fuck off. In Attonement, another film about Dunkirk, there are numerous black actors in all their Dunkirk scenes.

>black guy dies first in Interstellar
they leave his ass on the ship and he ages like 60 years. Very minor/forgettable role. No "in the future everyone has an interracial relationship" bullshit like other sci-fi tv and movies.

>Arthur(JGL) taxi scene in Inception
in Inception there is a scene where Arthur hijacks a taxi in the first dream. Just guess what race the taxi driver was. And notice what Arthur does as soon as he gets in the car. There is some muslim shit playing on the radio, and Arthur, IMMEDIATELY turns that shit off. The scene is half a second, but Nolan INTENTIONALLY put it in there for a reason.....

>black swat member in Tenet Prologue
in the tenet prologue, Denzel's kid disguises himself among 50 Ukrainian swat team member to infiltrate a live opera. AS SOON as he takes his helmet off, some Ukrainian guy swat team guy says, “who the fuck are you!” why?? …because there are no black cops in the Ukraine and Nolan made a point to convey this fact.

>Zoe Kravitz in TDKR
Zoe Kravitz was on a short list to be named the new Catwoman in Nolan’s TDKR. Zoe was ultimately let go when Nolan said she looked too urban, and ultimately went with Anne Hathway instead.

>Asian in TDK
“I’m good with calcuration” “I’m good with calcuration” “I’m good with calcuration” “I’m good with calcuration” “I’m good with calcuration” “I’m good with calcuration”

Why does he pretend to have a rifle when he obviously has a shotgun? Bank manager may be more complex than we thought.

>I'm not wearing a surgical mask

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>Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask
how visionary

You wanna know how I got these SARS?

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he wasn't joker who just showed up and demanded things. he was already their money guy, which is why the gcpd was after him. they get him, they get everyone he worked for (and they did)

Every black extra in TDK is killed by Joker. The commissioner, the judge, cops, pencil trick guy

based new mod just deleting shitposts and not banning everyone

Nolan makes big scary black man the voice of reason that throws away the detonator you guys are schizos

This does make me ask; why doesn't any Bat suit have mouth protection? It's hugely vulnerable, and what happens if his mouth gets disfigured, and he needs to be Bruce Wayne in public a day later.

he's also constantly exposed to shit like joker gas and scarecrow toxins, so it'd make sense to have a fuller mask

Im good with Vaccinations

>what will it be: DEATH? or quarantine?

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Death, then...by quarantine!

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>Dunkirk

What about the Black French Soldier(s) who were part of the Frenchies trying to escape on the British boats?

Why is the Nolan trilogy so quotable?

a daring synthesis

nolan is a terrible writer and director. all of his movies are comedies without laugh tracks.

do you think i should go to a hospital?

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Guys, I don't know whether you'd realised this, but this is actually incredibly racist. I don't know if Nolan is a closet racist, but it's not okay.

Death by burning

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his new movie has a nigger mc

You think you can coof on us and just walk away?!

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>Quarantine me...and I'll do what you should have done five months ago.

COOF

>black guy dies first in interstellar
No he doesn’t

wtf I love Nolan now

ENOUGH FROM THE CHINAMAN!!!

he actually makes good films

sneed

He as gud wid carcuration

what the fuck I don't remember him firing that many shots

Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your mask off.

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Give me the stay-at-home orders. You can tell them I took it by force. Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did two weeks ago.

Which of the mob bosses is supposed to be Ewan Yufrenzaded? The Russian one?

What was his name again?

It's hard enough doing any acting in a suit that only has your mouth and pupils visible, if he had his mouth covered too it'd be hopeless.

woah woah woah now let's not BLOW this out of proportion then he sucks them all off

How about a flatten trick? I'm gonna make this curve disappear.

why do chinks claim they're good when they're still dying?

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>calls someone a hack
>gets revealed as a brainlet in the process

kek

What dance move is this?

a a a ah, lets not spread this out of proportion

A long time ago in Wuhan I was working for the local WHO bribing tribal preppers with toilet paper. But the Costcos were being raided by a boomer. One day I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a tangerine, the boomer had been throwing them away.

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This is why Superman quarantines alone.

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You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, the Dow drops 10k points or a a shitload of oil will be flooded by some Saudi prince, nobody panics because its "all part of the plan." But let off two big chest coughs in a crowded Starbucks, well then everybody loses their minds!

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Look. Listen. I know why you choose to hold your little, ahem, "group therapy sessions" on video chat. I know why you're afraid to go out in public. The Batflu. See, the Batflu has shown the world your true colors, unfortunately. Italy? That's just the beginning. And as for the WHO's so called plan? Batflu has no jurisdiction. It’ll find them and make them cough. I know the immunocompromised when I see them and...
>What do you propose?
It’s simple, we uh, nuke, the Chinese. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Donald here won't be able to get toilet paper for his grandma.

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Then why hoard them?

yes

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Do I really look like a guy with a stockpile? You know what I am, I'm like a consoomer eating out every day. I wouldn't know what to put in a fridge if I had one! I just buy things.

The boomers have stockpiles, the Mormons have stockpiles, Rogan has stockpiles. You know, they're preppers. I'm not a prepper. I try to show the preppers how pathetic their attempts to stay uninfected really are.

You were a prepper, you had stockpiles, and, uh...look where that got you.

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