Pissin' Jimmy

Pissin' Jimmy

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COULDNT BE PRECIOUS JIMMY

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>HE INGESTED HIS OWN BODILY FLUIDS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE WHILE WORKING FOR THE CARTEL!

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>HE URINATED INTO A BOTTLE, I HAD TO STOP HIM,AND YOU HAVE TO.....

Do you think we'll get a Skinny Pete & Badger spin-off after this?

>NO, BUT NOT OUR JIMMY! HE'S JUST CHUGGING THE BOTTLE OF PISS, SUCKING IT DRY! NOT OUR PRECIOUS JIMMY!

Enough with spin-offs, make something, Vince

>DRINK THE FUCKING PISS SAUL

>CLEAN THE FUCKING FRYER WAGIE

>TAKE THE FUCKING JOB JIM

This has been a pretty good season so far.

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>several extremely valuable drops of water dripping from the destroyed plastic container
>throw it away and doesn't bother searching the rest of the car
was mike retarded?

>COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIS PEPE

The jug wasn't industrial grade. Car crashes chewed right through it.

He gets off on watching Saul drinking his piss

I'm hoping for a Lalo y Nacho spin-off myself

IVE GOT THE POWER

>it's a Mike spend 40 minutes searching a wrecked car for useful items episode

HELL NEVER CHANGE
ALWAYS THE SAME
EVER SINCE HE TOOK OVER MY CLASSES IN LAW SCHOOL

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but he told the truth....

I just got it.

Vince is a fucking genius.

What if Vince just keeps on making spin-offs indefinitely

Acker spinoff would be Kino

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>Vince why are you filming my scenes first

Piss doesn't even taste bad. Seriously, piss into a cup and drink it. It just tastes like slightly weird water. It's purely a mental thing

>any number of ways to wait till the dude stopped and shoot him as he's getting out of the car
>kills him as he's going full speed, flipping over and destroying everything

That scene was retarded and felt contrived for the sake of unfortunate serendipity.
Even if killing him at that moment worked out as intented, Jimmy would have been run over as thered be nothing pressing the brakes to stop the car.

HE'S SHITTIN' JIMMY
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

The car was going full speed, looked like he just wanted to run him over.

It was an act of desperation.

he's a genius at securing a job, just keep introducing iconic characters

It was Jimmy surrendering control. In the behind the scenes video for this week Bob says Jimmy asking Lalo for 100k is really Jimmy seeing if the universe will let him have that kind of money. It's the same thing going on here. He had already given up, so he decided to put himself in a situation where he would either be killed or Mike would save him, he was giving himself over to fate.

Sippin jimmy

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Fuck that. Next series would be about Holly White becoming the first white women drug overlord. She follows her fathers footsteps and has an iq of over 170. She also a kung fu master. There you go make it Vince.

I just tried this and it didn't taste like "slightly weird water" at all what the fuck user

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Perhaps, but it was a decent ploy if acted out properly. Just walk over to a bush and kneel there. Guy drives up and stops. Mike shoots. They get a car and it's a cool ending instead of slap stick failure

Whyd this thread make me laff

You're drinking it wrong. You have to let it get really warm.

Lmao

You probably have a shit diet

>I ALWAYS LIKED U JIMMY. REMEMBER? I USED TO CALL U CHARLIE HUSTLE

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Dark yellow piss tastes awful, the older it is the LESS it will taste like water/neutral and the worse it will taste. So if you want to drink piss regularly (has health benefits) then drink lots of water / tea before it. and also take the piss mid stream and not right at the beginning

I'll try this with my fwb this weekend

that's not how you hold a rat, you gotta make it cross its paws so that it can't move

This. If you drink plenty of water and have a decent diet your piss barely tastes of anything.

Holy shit I fucking forgot about this

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It's the same way with jizz. If you drink enough water and avoid red meats/processed foods, it's basically flavorless and packed with protein.

yeah, eat a lot of fruits and vegetables and it's also kind of sweet

Is this the current /cumeatinggeneral/? As for me I've never tried the stuff.

why wasn't Lalo's gun mentioned during the bail hearing? this seems like a massive plothole

>follow the adventures of Lalo and Nacho who escape from Gus and the Cartel and open a mexican resturant in Wyoming

Lalo is dead later in breaking bad though, and we're getting dangerously close to merging timelines

>as they keep fucking with chicken man's business from a far
man that'd be kino, we gotta pitch this shit to vince

So kim's ending up a cartel rapeslave, right? They're going to cut off her head, fuck the neckhole and show the vid to Jimmy, mirroring the kids he defended on the first season. It's going to be poetry.

Why didn’t they eat the dead cartel guy? Bodies are made out of 60% water not to mention the vital nutrients it would provide them with to keep going.

Why didn’t they resort to cannibalism is all I’m asking.

Hunger isn't nearly as much of a problem as dehydration

>t. fremen

We're literally four years before BrBa starts

>they didn't start pissing in each others mouth

It's like Vince has never been stuck in the desert before.

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DA BOWSS CAN SOCK ME

i fail to see the value of this meme