So the girl I've been talking to for a while and secretly have a crush on just sent me this and said "If you ever...

So the girl I've been talking to for a while and secretly have a crush on just sent me this and said "If you ever touched me LOL" with some laughing/crying emojis. I didn't wanna seem butthurt so I just sent back a "LOL that's hilarious!"

I'm trying not to be butthurt over this but I feel as if she just blatantly called me a beta and a skinny loser (chicken arm and hands.) I've been thinking about it all day and it's been getting to me, so is their any possible chance that I'm just viewing this idiotically and being super insecure? I really do wanna believe that she meant no harm in it and that it would be mean to send to me but it's just so straightforward that I don't know how to deal with it.

If it really is what I think it is can any of you suggest kino's to get over this feel. I need to drown this night in kino's to forget about this crap.

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>is their any possible chance that I'm just viewing this idiotically and being super insecure?
nope, you got 100% unequivocally, cut and dry mega friendzoned

Stop talking to her, and stop using words like 'secretly have a crush on', damn you sound like a loser.

Id suggest you read My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger. It will enlighten you on the true nature of the female

>but I feel as if she just blatantly called me a beta and a skinny loser
that's exactly what happened bud

Should have told her that Chad will never love her and that caring about looks is some low IQ normalfag shit. Smh OP

she’s trying to tell you you’re a creep in the most indirect, casual way she can. find someone else

ask her to hook you up with her best friend and go on and on about how hot her best friend is while not even mentioning her.

sounds counter productive i know but once a girl knows you don't give a fuck if she is alive or dead she will need to get with you to prove her own worth to herself.

I still don't get that picture, it's like a weird alien hand? I thought nice guys were bad because they were actually not nice and rapists, not because they are actually timid and nice

nope, you're fucked. go radio silent and don't "secretly" have crushes anymore. just be upfront with the next one and skip the autistic shit.

I would cut contact if I were you. Not really worth dwelling on.

girls view "nice guys" as repulsively as a cold chicken foot touching your skin

my dude you got destroyed, I've been there too
drown out the loneliness with explosions and squibs

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You should just cut all contact, or at the least talk to her as little as possible if you have to see her irl.

should have called her a cunt and never talked to her again

all women are whores

>so is their any possible chance that I'm just viewing this idiotically and being super insecure? I
user, you're fucking posting about it on Yas Forums so yes you are 100% being beta about it. If you really feel like you need to prove something to her, then you should just respond in a way that shows you don't give a fuck what she thinks.

KILL HER THEN FUCK HER THEN BLEED HER AND DUMP ALL THE BODY PARTS INTO YOUR TRUNK

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Nice blog you fucking faggot, I like how there's /soc/ faggot shit everywhere since you things are going nuts over m-muh quarantine.

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shes calling you a pussy and instead of doing anything about it youre just gonna seethe lol

>Let's get a few references of your conversations, just to you know...clear the air that you're not the psycho in this picture

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Woah user its like talking to her is an utter waste of your fucking time. Cut all contact with her immediatly and with no explanation.

I don't understand this board. So this guy posts an obvious bait and you take it seriously or just larp as advisors? Mind boggling behaviour

Also janny do your job

She sees through your crush and isn't interested. She is not mature enough to tell you to go fuck yourself directly, in a polite manner so she indirectly told you she thinks you are repulsive (the image).

It's hard, but it's the truth. She sounds like a bitch and you shouldn't have crushes on inmature bitches. Yet again you are also inmature for not accepting what is obvious. Be upfront about you liking somebody next time, avoid wasting time my man.

She probably sent the message during one of her female gatherings just to see your reaction. They probably laughed together at your message too.

what the fuck has happened to men? just drug her and take her pussy by force. is this shit aint complicated. you can't afford spanish fly you broke ass nigga?

Only possible response to such a message is a quick line of text that will put her in her place. You are above her in every aspect of life except giving birth & motherhood, never forget that. You are so much better than her at everything you do it's not even fucking close. Act like that's true because it is.

>I didn't wanna seem butthurt so I just sent back a "LOL that's hilarious!"
bruh...

>sounds counter productive i know but once a girl knows you don't give a fuck if she is alive or dead she will need to get with you to prove her own worth to herself.
truest shit posted on this board

She's testing you. If she didn't want you to touch her, she wouldn't have said anything, but this was a purposeful jab at your masculinity to try and stoke a fire in you. She wants you to prove your not a nice guy and squeeze her ass a bit, scare her user.

>im a mass replying faggot!
We know

if he was psycho in said picture she would have dropped her panties the night they met. you don't understand women do you? they want violent abusive psychos as long as they are a big cock rich chad.

This is actually good advice.

>STOP HAVING FUN

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Alright dipshit listen up
If you are even a just a smidge more than average looking and spent more than a few months "talking" to this girl and not been a complete fucking smuck the entire time then that text was a test: which of course you failed horribly.
Sufficient popinquity alone is enough for someone to become interested in you (assuming you meet the two qualifiers from earlier)
So stop being a pussy and grow a pair

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>I just sent back a "LOL that's hilarious!"
holy keks
what a beta retard
should've ghosted her if you had any test left in your body

There is no "secret crush" in the life of a well adjusted red blooded male. Boost your testosterone until you need to look at people in the eye without a trace of fear.

>so is their any possible chance that I'm just viewing this idiotically and being super insecure?
no

Have sex

Don’t do this it’s idiotic to indoctrinate yourself in a worldview that is both not beneficial and incorrect

But I really like her

>Understanding women
Did you not even begin by understanding the post..?

and she doesn't. move on bitch

Make me.

I feel if I do this she'll just completely ignore me cause I "moved on"

>this is fun
autism

>But I really like her
And she finds you ugly as fuck, how hard is it to understand? Forget about her and lower your standards next time, maybe some landwhale will want to have sex with you in a few years.
In the meanwhile, it's hard but forget about dating, you're clearly not the kind of guy attractive girls desire. Focus on making money.

It’s okay bro after you get crushed the first time the next times aren’t as bad.

Send her a picture of a hand holding an arby's sandwich.

Like her so much that you told her you'd never touch her. What an absolute faggot, I bet you're a teenager.

If you even associate with her after this you are simping to the extreme

sneed

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>So the girl I've been talking to for a while and secretly have a crush on just sent me this and said "If you ever touched me LOL" with some laughing/crying emojis. I didn't wanna seem butthurt so I just sent back a "LOL that's hilarious!"

let me guess, you're white?

fucking pathetic.

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Just send a photo of your dick and say "Suck it"
She will be all wet,just make sure your dick is not bellow average

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jesus christ man. women are just dudes with piss flaps instead of dicks, there is nothing magical or holy about them. anything that says otherwise is r&b music romantic movies or advertising for diamond rings, all things designed to kike you out of your money. don't put anyone in this life on a pedestal

dont listen to this delusional man

do not listen to this delusional incel

Dude do you really have a crush on a girl like this? She's doing you a favor by showing you she's a bitch cause you don't want to get with her and then find out so just move on and forget about her why give her power over you?

Don't aim for that basic bitch. Focus on self improvement and always date the girl who has a crush on you on the first place. Never be the one who has the crush. Life is pretty easy and fun this way.

fucking this

The only thing I can say OP from personal experience, is work on bettering yourself before you try to get women.
Also once you’ve bettered yourself look into videos and books about the sexual psychology of women.
Venus in Furs is my personal favorite, It seems like it’s a Fem-Dom book but in reality it is extremely Anti-Femdom.

I personally was a total loser in high school, not ugly or fat, I ran cross country but I had 0 social skills. So when I got out of it I joined the USMC, after boot I talked to every girl I could, even ones who I wasn't interested in being with, I had sex with 1 girl losing my virginity, but she was just a pump and dump to me, eventually I found my present gf who I’m very happy with.

Develop skills, whatever skill you can, women love men with skills or status, they also love watching you do things that are useful (pretty much anything besides playing video games)
Showing a woman how to do something, like set up a fishing pole, replacing a tire, playing an instrument, in a tactful way, that shit gets them extremely interested in you.

So basically just focus on improving yourself, learn what makes women tick and how to spot it, and don’t be afraid to put yourself out there, it’s like gambling but you lose nothing if you get rejected, it’s a numbers game, more girls you talk to = more girls who are interested in you

I understand this, but why does she dm me out of nowhere to talk for like an hour all the time? Why does it feel like she maybe could like me?

remember to never insult women. there is a difference between "negging" and bitterness, women always know the second. hatred is fine if they are into you, some women enjoy you acting superior, but bitterness implies they are above you, which is not what you want to project

>he doesn’t unironically blog about his private life on Yas Forums
Why are you here?

clearly the way you think has gotten you no where so far now hasn't it? if you knew what the fuck you were doing you would have already blown that hoes back out. proof in is the pudding jack.

yep, based

Saying it's idiotic to indoctrinate yourself into a worldview that's not beneficial is a tautology.

>always date the girl who has a crush on you on the first place. Never be the one who has the crush

I ALWAYS end up doing the latter and what sucks is I'll meet a girl and I can tell she likes me a little or find me attractive but she already has a bf who is always some ugly fuck. I always feel like I'm too late.

Well guess what fuck face she clearly doesn't like you.

she's bored and needs attention.

you were just given real solid advice and still wanna argue about it? you are either too stupid or beta to reproduce.

Is that really all? You can never make a connection with someone by just talking?

Cause you're a simp she can get attention from

Same reason she posted the chicken foot because she knows she can fuck with you and all you'll do is worship her more. She likes the power she has over you because she knows you like her and she knows she can use that against you.

you said make sure you are not christian bale from american psycho to OP, but if op was christian bale in american psycho he would be swimming in pussy.

you should have used a psycho example that wasn't an rich sexy alpha chad that every woman i have ever met as mentioned is highly fuckable.

fuck man..

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What should I change to stop being a "simp" with her or other girls?

>This image
lmao

So women are retarded?

As I've gotten older I've found talking to girls is really easy, espcially ones either my age (27) or younger. They are so immature and laugh hysterically at the dumbest fucking jokes especially if they are poo or fart jokes. I don't get why I was so scared of talking to them when I was in high school.

Sneed.

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Stop giving her attention and cut all contact

dubs of truth. if OP doesn't rebound by doing this he has no chance.

no the essence of man is success, a women would be wrong if she didnt value the superior

>mfw spent my entire teenagehood being a "nice guy"
>decided to fix it
>went too far the other way
>one weekend got drunk with my friends, crush approached me from behind, tapped me in the back and replied by punching her full strength on the face
>last I remember of her is her leaving the bar sobbing while all my friends were laughing

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Ok. For the next times, how can I make sure to not repeat the same mistakes?

Women like their men sexually overt.

i hate women

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You’re her plan B dude, get a grip and get over it. I know it hurts cause you’re like 18 or some shit, but there are OTHER women out there. “Oh but she’s the one for me boo-hoo, she isn’t like other girls”

Yes the fuck she is like other girls, I guarantee it. You don’t owe her shit and if you think so low of yourself you’re gonna simp for her, then you deserve exactly what you’re going through.

He who allows himself to be whipped, deserves to be whipped.

Improve yourself, study women and their psychology, talk to a lot of women.
Eventually you’ll find one who you may love and who may love you, it’s not this chick though.

If that insult at your masculinity dosn’t completely throw you off of wanting her then you’re a simp. Even if she would date you she would never respect you

I love women’s bodies but I hate everything else

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You don't realize how wet that made her bro, get in there.

it took you this long to figure that out?

Why user? Just because women aren’t perfect doesn't mean you should hate them.

>I'm trying not to be butthurt over this but I feel as if she just blatantly called me a beta and a skinny loser (chicken arm and hands.)
she did
if you're 1% alpha tell her your other hand would be reaching for her pussy while you force your hard dick to spreah her legs

Nigger she's avoided me ever since, everytime I've tried intiating some conversation she just tries to end it as quickly as possible.

stop giving a shit about women as much as you do. i get laid every weekend because i truely don't give a fuck about any of them and it's really easy to play mind games and manipulate them when you have no emotional attachment.

example. some girl at work seemed like she kinda liked me, there is another girl we work with who is hotter than her, i strike up casual convo with hot girl to test the waters, girl who likes me walks over visibly trying to hide she's upset " HAHAHAH what are you guys talking about HAHAHA" and forces herself in the convo. so then i fuck her the following weekend. fucked the hot one too. built a false competition when in reality they both mean nothing to me and i ended up no call no showing and just leaving the job, neither of them got closure and now wont stop texting me.

I'm sort of like OP but the girl who keeps dming me has a bf already and I keep thinking I can easily taker her away, but she is too much of a "nice" girl to cheat on her fucking loser neet bf. The only thing he has over me is his family has more money than me alone. I feel like if I was more wealthy she would dump his ass really quickly.