Post kino letterboxd reviews

Based.

Anything written by Uwe Boll

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damn he cute

The funny thing about the review is it doesn't even have the basic facts right. Birth is far from the first feature narrative film, and far even from the first that survives in full (L'Inferno 1911).

I can't believe instagram girls gentrified film criticism

Based Adam

Cope

is that the real Uwe Boll?

Holy shit that man is articulate.

Seething

yes. his account has since been banned.

There's no reason to ban his account no matter what he said. Damn these people are such faggots.

They banned Griffithfag (a black schizophrenic) not because of what he said in his reviews, but because he was apart of an "alt right" discord group

They really crossed a line with that one. As much as griffithfag shitposted and as insane as he was, many of his reviews were very good and don't deserve to be deleted en masse for bullshit meta-political reasons.

I can somewhat tolerate brat pitt since she's kinda cute, but just imagining lucy typing her "witty" one line quips with her tubby greasy fingers makes me sick

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They really did. Half of all "reviews" on Letterboxd are college arthoes trying to outsnark each other with these blasé, passive aggressive two sentences-long "reviews". I only use the site to keep a watchlist and and check a few lists out, the userbase is insufferable.

He was a regular here too, right?

fatter than a fuckin janny

baseado

Man I'm glad Todd fucked off. His reviews are nothing but a bunch of keywords, what a dipshit.

When you put it like that it really is sad

>shes a fat fucking whale

i'm not even surprised, i'm sick of seeing this hambeasts snarky reviews on letterboxd, all she ever vomits out is feminist claptrap in between all the fucking food shes shoving in her mouth.

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stop posting this shitty review

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It's not even the hot ones. The hot ones are too busy being successful on Instagram to even pretend to care about cinema. It's the failed Instagram thots. They can't get attention from their looks, so they try and get attention with their shitty film opinions

Beautiful

I blame Robert Christgau

this is what Nathaxnne looks like
yes, he's wearing a dress

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and this is what Sally Jane Black looks like
again, a man in a dress

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guys...be real with me...is watching movies for faggots and queers?

wanting attention for doing it is

>he
>man

Bet ya can't read the whole thing.

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They also suspended his twitter after he called someone a fag

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Jesus Mary and Joseph

this is pure unadulterated autism

Highly based.

You do realize that results in MORE Africans being imported, right?

wtf griffithfag was black? Got any photos of the lil nigga?

lmao

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He appears occasionally in his youtube videos. You can see him here at 0:55
youtube.com/watch?v=WCdbFxF8muI

What's with his eyes? Is he part-Asian? That would explain the autism

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Yeah I just googled this too, lol

Please, don't be mean to my gf. I know she's retarded, but I think it's cute.

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I don't know which is worse, women who are so full of themselves they believe men should look up to them, or the men who are pathetic enough to do so

He's still there, he just changed the name
letterboxd.com/flubberella/

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hope he gets killed during a mugging gone wrong
and btw, guess what
he's a man in a dress

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this site is 9 years old and literally hasn't improved at all in that entire time
they still don't even let you fully block people

>they still don't even let you fully block people

????? you know where the door is sweaty

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?????

Post Pitt.

How can you be a lesbian and asexual? I see this shit in bios like that all the time and I don't get it.

I think it means you're attracted to women, but don't want to engage with anyone sexually

oof

based
though it was funnier when you could pretend it was really Uwe Boll

WTF is Trump horror?

that doesn't make sense. asexuality doesn't exist anyway.

Jesus fucking Christ man. It's a movie about a bunch of dumb kids playing furpuck. Why use it as a fucking soapbox for your retarded opinions.

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>sweaty

Why is that place full of creepy weirdos?

yes that was intentional, linger longer newfriend

Why are his reviews always liked by 50+ people? Are they all fellow trannies who want to pretend he looks normal?

it isn't really, dumb normie whores are much more common there than trannies

How does it not make sense? It's thinking girls are pretty, but not wanting to fuck them

Basically she wants to have a girlfriend and do romantic stuff with her girlfriend, except she doesn't want to have sex with said girlfriend because she's incapable of sexual desire (allegedly)

They encourage it. These are the gender options. They put everyone as "they/them" by default.

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I’ve been here since 2006 because I’m too retarded to leave, fuck off with your meme bullshit.