A thread for discussing and fighting about all iterations of Star Trek.
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Brandon Rogers
David Rogers
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Carson Butler
Why would someone who obviously hasn't watched a second of Picard bother making an 11-minute video complaining about how bad it is?
Gavin Perry
First for Keiko's horny moans
Gabriel Perry
Is discord drama canon?
Evan Murphy
For easy views bait
Liam Ortiz
Cooper Williams
>all
Landon Ortiz
fpbp
Tyler Nguyen
Who's the most obscure character in trek?
Hunter Robinson
More so than Kurtzman Trek
Andrew Nelson
space
Hudson Sanders
all of them
Bentley Ross
to answer the cunt who asked about 2 warp drives theirs one in the star drive section and one in the saucer section
James Ward
I will give him the benefit of the doubt, as Picard sucked.
Kayden Jenkins
Dr. Boyce
Cameron Mitchell
Future episodes?
Charles Foster
no headcanon, plox
Thomas Russell
Colton Bailey
Mason Brown
You can watch the video and tell he didn't watch any of it. He just reads articles of what other people said like he always does. He even admits in the video that he's never watched Voyager because he's "only heard bad things about it".
Lucas Hall
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Geordi is lynched by Zefram.
Blake Williams
Based Dubsminion poster
Thomas Cooper
That screencap really gives off the feeling that LeVar Burton is playing Geordi LaForge in an SNL sketch.
Nolan Roberts
Christian Perez
Please watch this, fren.
Colton Howard
Samuel Hernandez
Based Lance Reddick
Xavier Hall
>mixing S1-2 uniforms with S3-7 uniforms
why even bother takes me right out of it
Connor Wood
Quit bitching. Make something better.
Carter Jackson
Im watching TNG "New Ground" and they made a soliton warp capable of destroyng planets
So now The Federation have a probable planet destroyer weapon at hand?
Zachary Watson
>tractor beam a large asteroid at a planet
It's not hard.
Grayson Bailey
I really liked that scene between him and Pike. Imagine an alternate universe where the main cast from The Cage had stayed the same instead of getting Kirk, Sulu, and Uhura.
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Brayden Roberts
Use deflector shield to deflect comet at planet.
Aaron Gray
Use planetary photon torpedoes to dissipate the easily detectable soliton wave.
Jaxon Richardson
No, I've already challenged (You), and set the bar low enough for a Pakled like yourself.
Jeremiah Torres
Post based uniforms.
Charles Harris
Wyatt Watson
Camden Smith
Asher Rogers
fuck I hate these neckbeards
Mason Williams
I still dont understand why they don't have seatbelts
Benjamin Ortiz
Nertial dampers
Cameron Ramirez
Caleb Hernandez
Doo cot is relentlessly handsome.
Easton Walker
Are there shitting streets in space?
Isaac Gray
for those few times that the inertial dampers are not sufficient -almost all episodes- they need some kind of seatbelts.
Juan Foster
based
Joshua Perez
DS9 is the best trek
Aiden Jenkins
Ryder Ward
I don't remember this episode
Luis Butler
Chase Martinez
deleted scene in nemesis confirmed they are being implemented
Christian Foster
>Picard i have Covid-2300, please send Beverly to assist me
Jason Hughes
Fuck off, he's legitimately one of the best characters in the JJ Trek movies and he shows up for all of 10 minutes and dies.
Tyler Moore
When the inertial dampers fail, seat belts would be a sane safeguard against getting tossed around the bridge. You would also need a face shield to keep the sparks from the explodium consoles out of your eyes.
Austin Bell
>Computer, replicate Miles O'Brian and have him tied over a table. Remove his uniform & underware and reduce the size of his anus by 65%, decrease his pain threshold by 50%
>Computer I'd like you to now create a battalion of Cardassian soldiers but with the mental programming of a Virgin Vulcan male on Pon'fa and make Miles appear as T'pol to them and also enhance the soldiers penises to roughly the size of a 7 year olds forearm.
>Computer I will also require an electric tooth brush and a towel.
>Disengage safety potatoes and lock the doors.
>Security code: Head Botanist/Keiko/232276/alpha/622.
>Computer run program
Grayson Phillips
(You) are on one naow. /trek/ is the designated shitting street in the Star Trek universe.
Ryan Long
i hope they implement some kind of holo-seatbelts just for those occasions
one ensign died for one exploding console in "Disaster", so sad. At least they need some "airbag" shield protecting the face
Security measures on the Federation are a joke
Joseph Carter
So did Vulcan not have any ships with offensive capabilities? Or did the think any kind of planetary defense was illogical?
Alexander Moore
>Computer, replicate Keiko O'Brien giving birth naked in a giant bed with breast full of milk and make her 10x size. Now cover me in lube and transport me inside her womb
>Disengage safety protocols
Liam Bell
Says who and the saucer section has no nacells so it couldn't travel at warp independently you fucking cretin, why is there a warp drive on the saucer section?
Ryan Collins
The fighting scene when he meets that bint is cringe worthy
Christopher Reyes
i will never know why a planet so important like Vulcan lack of defenses. Or maybe Neron's giant ship obliterated all
Ian Lewis
A funny scene that Alex Kurtzman will steal from this post...
>Tending the arboretum, fertilizing and watering the plants.
>You are on a ladder, optimizing lighting.
>Ship gets attacked by insert race or species you dislike here.
>Inertial dampers fail/
>Get tossed around the cactus garden.
>Your crewmates never stop calling you Spiny Norman.
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Nathan Flores
>why didn't a relatively peaceful people from the 22nd century not defend themselves against a literal planet-killing supership from the 24th century
it would be logical to not even try, granted they probably wouldn't know it was a 24th century supership
Brayden Martinez
At the end of the movie all it took was Spock in the future ship to destroy the drill. Even earlier in the movie Kirk and Sulu simply used Romulan rifles to turn it off.