Did mike flush his meds?

>arrestingly developed

You're a fucking idiot.

What’s the proper term then you greentexting RLMfag?

My mood at work is entirely based on how much of an asshole people who call or walk in are. His mood when reviewing shit is affected by how what he's reviewing makes him feel.

Developmentally arrested would've made more grammatical sense if you were really that desperate to use such a shitty phrase.

Well I don't give a fuck about Picard or nuTrek, they've wasted too much time on that shit as it is.
RLM's recent output has been above average, and Mike & Jay> Mike & Rich.

Yeah literally all I want to see is Mike and Rich rant about Star Trek more. That's been their best content this year.

>they’re blatant friend simulators nowadays
Nowadays? They have always been friend simulators. Mike is looking better because he is finally spending some of the Disney cash he's been getting as a lowkey shill.

>nowadays
what

>Did mike flush his meds?

I stopped taking my sertraline after being on it for two years and I've started feeling better the past few weeks. Sure, I can't last 45 minutes during sex anymore but at least I don't want to kill myself every day.

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news flash. 4channel is a friend simulator. Streams are a friend simulator.

The internet is a way to keep you comfy while you die.

That’s even worse you retard shut the fuck and never mention me again.

>arrestingly developed
RLM has developed in such a way that the mere sight of them forces people into custody?

This. The Star Trek videos are so god damn boring, they just go through the plot and make the same jokes about it being shit every video. This was a nice change of pace

The subway jarred joke was funny.

Mike is a loli confirmed.

>tfw mike seemed happy and energetic again
we need more pandemics

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When the world collapses Mike is going to murder Alex Kurtzman and he's giddy at the thought.

Hes drunk

Arrestingly means doing in an arresting way you fucking moron. The concept you are trying to communicate is that an individual's development has been arrested, not that they are developing in a way that is arrested, you absolute complete fucking archaea. To be developmentally arrested means your development has been halted, to be arrestingly developed makes no fucking sense at all. You cannot continue to be developing if your development is arrested. You cannot arrestingly develop. You certainly can't be arrestingly developed. You're even switching tenses. What kind of fucking idiot reads that and not only thinks it makes sense, but doesn't even see it has clunky. You could've just used another phrase. What the fuck is this shit. Maybe if we were in 1912 anyone might've used that word. I actually despite you as a human being, first for writing such a shit post, secondly for using such shit grammar, and thirdly, for trying to fucking justify it. Fuck you.

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I think Jay messed up his hair because having it perfectly sculpted with gel would have made him seem unaware of the show's audience, which is universally going through uncertain times. Mike looked like usual. Who knows the state of Rich after weeks of isolation. I liked the set pieces, it captured hysteria in the objects we have found important.

Jay is an aging twink who doesn't know how to take care of himself so now he looks like a child molester.

just dump your images already

Ironocally, Mike would make all the same creative decisions as Kurtzman if given the chance.

His beard is grayer then my 57 year old dads, I hope that is fucking dyed.

They did a little bit of skit stuff and talked about a movie that was interested to analyze, rather than Spiderman 37. There's only so many capeshit movies can you "discuss" - 'Batman has to get a thing, the movie has some quippy lines, action happens, it was okay'.

didn’t they say that rich had been away and that’s caused a delay but they’ll film it when he gets back?

Mike is just happy that Danzig is going to be the next lolcow to keep taking himself too seriously for the next decade

Its veronica

Rich has refused to leave his house due to corona. Mike cant get him to come film and jay said he wouldnt put on riches clothes and pretend to be him so mike can talk about picard

He messed up his hair because the joke is that they’re miserable and disheveled as they result of the virus. What the fuck are you talking about?

imagine jay unfolding rich’s enormous cargo pants only to be thrown across the room by the force of all the escaping farts

They’ve never said this

You’re a small man irl, I can tell.

They haven't reviewed a big capeshit movie since endgame
Joker and Dark phoenix were different enough experiences from standard capeshit that they had interesting shit to say

>dark phoenix was different from standard cape shit
i’m calling you a cab, you’re to retarded to drive

>is he a right wing qanon prepper in disguise?
His wifes car has a sticker that looks like this on it

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>that they had interesting shit to say
Lost me there.

Imagine being a prepper and seeing all the left win trannies chopping each other apart and eating each other when the supply chain breaks down.

ok check mike’s soundcloud then dickhead

Nice.

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Nothing is stopping produce from being made and delivered. A virus is the least tragic happening.
Now if coronachan could tranfer from human to lettuce we would be screwed.

>they’re blatant friend simulators nowadays
list all the podcasts you listen to
don't fucking lie

>that scene with the girl in full latex

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>Kornheiser
based oldfag

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he thrives in misery filled environments

> the wooden frame for that mirror is a repeating figure of a voluptuous woman
I never knew dress furniture could be kino

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They’ve actually gone too far this time. Yes I’m an autist. But their dishonestly, their blatant lying, it’s made my blood boil. I genuinely hate them after this. How dare you stare at me and lie. I know where their studio is. It would be like a 5 hour drive but it would be worth it just to see mikes lying little face crumpled and ruined after I fucking best it to a pulp with a baseball bat, fucking begging on his knees pissing himself and admitting that the sequels were a fucking disaster, than JJ sucks, that he was fucking wrong and the whole endeavour has been a soulless hollow piece of shit worse than the prequels. That’s what I want. The little “I’m an apathetic alcoholic!” Act to just fade away under threat of death, under my wrath, and for him to finally be fucking honest for once in his tiny pathetic life. Tears in his eyes as he realises this is what it came to to admit his pathetic online legacy was a farce. I’d fucking beat the fuck out of him for everything he did. Im literally in tears writing this the thought is so cathartic. Id just pummel and pummel screaming at him for what he did, for keeping up the fucking lie. And bloodied and broken he’d admit it, he’d admit the prequels were good, he fucking would. I’d lay down in the exhaustion, emotionally drained, we would cry and embrace. The wound would be healed. But he would have to be harmed to the point of destruction fist. And id fuck up jay merely for his smug pseudo intellectual manner, his boring insistence on obscure horror shit nobody cares about. I’d wail about how he isn’t interesting, insightful or clever as I smashed his fucking ribs with a hammer, how wrong he had got life, how desperately wrong he has perceived it all in his nihilistic little box. And rich would get possibly the most honest beating, the beating of a man who simply needs to be beaten.

What the fuck is qanon

>I actually despite you

LMAOOOO fucking idiot

horsey sauce

>arrestingly developed
are you dumb lmao
arrestingly developed starring cichael mera is my favorite comedy show

you need to eat a shit cake mix and crawl into an oven

What are shows where the main character tries an apathetic "above it all" facade despite secretly seething.

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Those antidepressants cooms are so good

Honestly even Verotika seems like a more competent movie than Space Cop, or anything else they've made. They get over ten grand a month in Patreon bucks, why is none of it going to actually making a GOOD movie?

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BASED

I thought antidepressants made your sex drive non existent

Imagine hoarding macaroni, dried navy beans, dry milk and paper products thinking you're ahead of the curve and not a complete faggot