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All three are underappreciated gems. Even this one.

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Irréversible

>Crazy to think the same guy directed Robcop and Starship Troopers
Only if you're a fucking brainlet

I didn't get how people jerk off to anything other than hardcore porn until I realized it's because they're self inserting and sex with a woman isn't so foreign to them that they literally cant picture or imagine sex, thus it needs to be external

Nah people are just attracted to celebrities, the fact they never go hardcore is what keeps fans titillated. Learn to allure

First 10 minutes of Ace Ventura

Pretty sure this was the last movie I actually jerked off to

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>external

Self insertion exists to make it more internal, no? If something is external, it means you have no connection to it, much more like porn.

No lie they played this movie on TV when I was in 6th grade and I jerked off like 6 times in a row

^

For me it's GI Jane.
I love her bald head.

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The Charlie's Angels reboot. Speaking as someone very much into tomboys Kristen Stewart's look in that movie makes me diamond hard.

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ass lacks definition, needs to do more squats

you're not making any sense

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I fapped to Species 2 when I saw hairy pussy desu.

For me, its My TS Stepdaughter. No shame though.

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I like the jiggle.

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Pool scene in Caddy Shack

>ashamed
Why would you be ashamed? This bitch was fucking hot and I still masturbate to it every couple of months

Bad News Bears

he did Striptease too I guess

>I’m ashamed of fapping to a 10/10
?

chanel santini is the only tranny I'll fap to.

Molly Shannon's sex scene in Night at the Roxbury

She-Devil
the scene where the teenage daughter is doing an erotic dance with the butler. how did they get away with it?

I fapped to Jan from The Office in the dinner party episode. Gave me a legit cleavage fetish.

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is there nudity?

No, that one is shit, and robocop and starship troopers are cult classics still frequently screened in theaters (I watched both in London last year), not underappreciated at all.

MOGGED

>ashamed of fapping to an erotic film
wut

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forgot pic, so so so many times

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>ywn be christian bale in this scene
i hate life

First thing i thought my nigger

some weird hantai where an old guy fucks big tiddy anime girls on the subway

I don't remember the title, but I caught a little bit of this old movie on TV once with this brunette in a red bikini gets out of the pool, takes over her top, and starts marking out with the guy. But it turns out it was just his fantasy, and she walks in on him masturbating, which made me feel self-conscious about doing the same thing.

Pretty Baby

no just Molly making weird faces and humping Will Ferrell

Don’t pretend you don’t know what movie that is you stupid faggot.

I've only ever fapped to one film.
Enemy at the Gates. I have no idea why I find that scene so hot but I do.

different user, I've seen the webm but don't know the movie. is that weird somehow?

Downloading it right now

Not my proudest moment.

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not ashamed. wish the director's ugly wife wasn't in it though

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Showgirls is shit.

The Orphan

Cope

Splice
but I'm not really ashamed of that

I unironically coomed to that pool scene many times.

American beauty
Ashamed for obvious reasons

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Mission Impossible 5 during the Opera scene
The girl had some feline eyes

i havent fapped tho

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>obvious reasons
?

I masturbated to pretty much every Bond girl. Then I heard that one of them was really a man, but I didn't know which and I'm afraid to look it up.

What was that movie where the girl was a welder but went to dance school at night and then went to a final show to dance in front of some judges.

That was the good shit when the internet wasn't big.

is her character a lesbian in this?

Oh and Splice. And um 120 days in Sodom
.

>another coomer thread
this is why you're depressed and your life is falling apart

Flashdance?

chicks are underage
that or he fapped to the gay kiss scene

youtube.com/watch?v=cbqfQ12V6_M

Seconded

No, Striptease was directed by Andrew Bergman.

Between 1987 and 2000 Verhoeven directed Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man.

Basic Instinct and Showgirls were both written by Joe Eszterhas, who also wrote Flashdance and Sliver, among other films.

Rachel is qt

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Irréversible should always be everyone's proudest fap.

I don't know if I'd say I'm ashamed

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>fapping to this
hahahahahahha

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>written and directed by:
>also starring:
>and featuring:

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>no ass

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Why?, even my gf dreamed with that scene for days.

I was depressed before I coomed

Emma Roberts was originally cast in her role but she refused to put on weight.

She was twenty in this.

>Basic Instinct and Showgirls were both written by Joe Eszterhas, who also wrote Flashdance and Sliver, among other films.
damn, dude was the proto-coomer

I remember being a teenager
staying up late and watching it with low sound on a crappy TV in my bedroom as to not wake my family
she was so hot and when they showed her tits I was literally diamonds
one of the defining moments of my growing up

>Feminist makes a pro-woman, fuck men! Masterpiece
>still includes sexual objectification and gratuitous titillation scenes
When will peoplenstop.taking them seriously?

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Normally I'm agreeing with you. But this self quarantine shit is becoming agonizing.

she's not a bond girl, just supposedly appears in a scene in for your eyes only. don't even know which scene.

strong opening

Birch was 16 and we saw her tits

post it

I like to think this is improvised, and that Elle is weird and tries to get as many people to do that to her.

Doesn't look familiar, but it's hard to remember all the Bond movies I saw and all my faps. Bond actually had sex with pictured?

Movie from serbia. Has some sex scene in an abandoned building

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Came buckets to Elizabeth Berkeley when I was 13. Might have a nostalgia wank to her tonight.

Hostel 2

I know who I've got my money on

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>you can shove unnecessary titties in anything if you just call it feminist
you see lemons I see lemonade

I still fap to this all the time

she is all woman

lol hardcore edge bro

Boris Johnson's last VLOG on the BBC News.

Oh man, played it until the vhs broke

It's weird if you're old enough to be posting here. It's one of the most famous scenes in movie history. The film is Fast Times at Ridgemont High, BTW; the actress is Phoebe Cates and the actor is Judge Reinhold.

Only Thora Birch. Mena Suvari was 19 at the start of filming and turned 20 during production.

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>one eye on the target, the other looking for an escape route
Best Bond girl

>ashamed

I-I'm not the only one, right?

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