Star Wars

What mental illness causes Star Wars fans to trash Solo? Is it Plebbit's fault or just natural born stupidity?

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Every NuWars film has fucked up the lo logic of Star Wars. It's easy to get angered by that and ignore the 4/10 movie.

Solo and Rogue One are better than the sequel trilogy

It's my favorite Star Wars film after the original trilogy. I didn't like some scenes in it, especially the ones where they tried to connect it to the original trilogy. It would have been better as just some unrelated fun story. Also the lighting was really bad in some scenes, for example the awful blue scene with the bugwoman and when he was fighting for the Empire and everything was gray.

It's a pointless and unnecessary film full of retarded characters bumbing through a nonsensical plot with no stakes because we all know how the story ends already. Also it's soulless corporate-boardroom-produced visually ugly garbage.

It really isn't that great and does a significant bit of trawling for nostalgia. It doesn't help that the outrage culture counterculture didn't get that the droid was a parody.

Its because it came out months after TLJ and no one really asked for it
For me its RO = Solo >>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>> ST

4/10 is still higher than your mom.

>didn't get that the droid was a parody.
Brainlet

>when he was fighting for the Empire and everything was gray
that was a the type of planet

Snowflake

>you have to be mental to trash a garbage movie
Ur a faget

It looked really weird tho.

It's an uninspired movie that serves no purpose other than to give backstory to Han Solo's accessories, and shows that every defining moment in Han Solo's life happened within two days of each other. It's a checklist for wookieepedia lore spergs, the same type of people who applaud Rogue One because Darth Vader showed up to swing a lightsaber around

I would've loved it back when I was a kid in the 80s

Back to Yas Forums skinhead.

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There is nothing to hate about this movie unless the person already doesn’t like Star Wars

It wasn't terrible but entirely unremarkable. It already displayed a lot of the attitudes that would lead to Rise of Skywalker.

Just like your mom.

Before:
>Han Solo is a space pirate drug runner outlaw who can do the kessel run in a 3 minute mile.

After:
>Han Solo is a freedom fighter with a heart of gold who doesn't run drugs from kessel all he does is run hyper fuel to help the rebel alliance because he's a good boy and he's not a rogue or a bad guy at all

Anyone who likes what Disney has done to Solo is a retard.

Your mom is a parody.

So like your mom?

You pretty much summed up your mom.

I liked the vocal chanting when the tribe of strong female characters was standing there all badass-like, but then they didn't do anything to deserve that badass moment so I unliked it.

Cry louder Redditor.

Take your meds.

starwars is the epitome of reddit you coping fuckwit

It's stupid. The SJW bullshit is stupid. The falcon re-design is stupid. It really was just bad.

>Shill
>calling anyone a redditor

Shills are even worse than redditors, you dumb shill.

RO and Solo are kino.

Total honestly

I liked it the first time I saw it. I love Star Wars the original trilogy might be legit my favorite movies ever. So I’m pretty biased even to the newer ones but I thought solo was an enjoyable ride and I really liked the end how it really showed Han go from happy go plucky hero to having to do a kind of fucked up thing and grow up in that moment

Upon second viewing...I was pretty bored. It just did not wrap me in like the first time.

Overall I’d say it’s a 6/10 movie. It’s def passable but not even meat on that bone

But Han is a good guy. It’s that scene at the end where he has to kill the man who was his mentor he becomes that morally iffy man because he sees for the first time that the galaxy is a treacherous place. He gets double crossed by his mentor and the woman he loved, he grows up into a morally dubious man in that moment

If anyone is retarded it’s you, you lack even basic plot understanding functions

It was one of the most boring films I've ever seen

This movie sucked...ro is easily the best of nu wars....

Nigger I fell asleep watching it. You shouldn't fall asleep while watching a 'blockbuster'

Eh, Solo is okay. It's stuck somewhere between "mediocre" and "decent". At least the characters have motivations that make sense, which is more than can be said for the sequel trilogy.

Now i see what kind of crowd nu wars attracts

No idea. It's the EU movie everyone always says they want.

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APOLOGIZE TO MY STAR WARS WAIFUS
they're the only ones that had dresses

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Now THIS is schizoposting

Take your meds.

Unlike your mom at least it attracts something.

Star Shit is for fags. Time to grow up, little boy.

Having diarrhea is better than the sequel trilogy. It doesn't say much.

>that was a the type of planet

I’m sure that’s what the editors said after they all got fired

It’s a damn shame we’re not getting any more anthology films :( so sad because why had such potential. At least they wouldn’t have to constantly try to ctrl+z other

Terrible cast

Only Han Solo was badly casted, and just because he was called Han Solo

This was a marvel movie with a SW reskin. Right after TLJ took a large dump on people's heads (some chose to open their mouths and say it was chocolate), this movie legit comes along and lays out the real future of the SW universe:

>quips quips quips
>droid rights woo
>retcons and pointless backstory when it's not needed
>explosion, look at it
>colorful black hole guy
>HAY LOOK ITS DARTH MAUL LOL!

Marvel movies are generally successful tho, so why did this one bomb so bad?

Are you aware that canon Star Wars had quips, burping and farting?

Grow a chin you 90lb skinhead.

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Marvel movies are successful because the actors have good chemistry and the quip-fight-quip-hs drama-quip-twist-fight-fight-credits-twist film is comfy and works with superheroes. Superheroes are ridiculous, we accept they're ridiculous, and thus it's not jarring seeing people make wisecracks while beating up hoards of screaming bug creatures or the guy in the robot suit blasting metallica, etc etc. The stakes get higher every movie but nobody goes in thinking they're going to see something different. It's more the toppings on the pizza rather than the meal.

SW, while being a space fantasy or whatever you wanna call it, took itself seriously within it's universe. Goofy shit happens, but it's played straight. Shit mattered when it exploded, pilots actually died, the stakes while high were still very centered on our cast of characters. Even with planets exploding, it really only boiled down to the 3 main characters making it out the other side. It had drama and stakes that were more personal. When you apply marvel movie rules to it, without the dumb superhero backdrop, it feels out of place.

You're aware that delivery when it comes to quips makes a huge difference, the burping and farting parts were always considered bad (and actually further my point about it being out of place), and all that being said, the movies still focused on the characters better.
nuWars nobody gives a fuck about what happened to anyone.

7-9 are trash and non-canon, but Rogue One and Solo aren't. Stop acting like Jar Jar Binks doesn't exist, stop pretending that Obi Wan and Anakin didn't quip in AOTC and ROTS and C3PO wasn't making 4kids dub puns in AOTC.

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

>but Rogue One and Solo
faggot shit

>Stop acting like Jar Jar Binks doesn't exist,
Everyone hated him, ever ask yourself why?
> stop pretending that Obi Wan and Anakin didn't quip in AOTC and ROTS
Again, delivery makes a difference. Everyone quips in movies, it breaks tension. But if there's no tension to begin with like in nuWars it's dumb.

I never said anything bad about Rogue One and it's written by someone who genuinely loved SW and it shows. Even with the mess of the second act.

>I never said anything bad about Rogue One
Then you never liked star wars to begin with.

i didn't understand emilia clarkes character, but i gave it a pass.