MAAAAAAAAAAX!

MAAAAAAAAAAX!

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AHHHHHHNNNN OHHH MAXXXXXX

What is it like to have a sister, brehs

It's pretty fun

fucking awful

Bags of sand.

older sisters are annoying they like to be mean and younger sisters like to cry and whine a lot and make you play with them all the time

If my friend's sisters are anything to go by, it's a fucking nightmare. All of them hated their brothers and his "gay friends" and routinely told our parents if we ever drank or smoked or even watched an R rated movie.

you get to hug a girl basically whenever you want with zero repercussions, its pretty based
it also helps mediate my misogyny so its easier to engage with normal society without feeling like a freak monster or werewolf

fingering her holes

>sister hits the wall at 15 and becomes a gross travelthot
>Max gets excommunicated from the family for trying to take pictures of the youngest sister
MAX!!

It's pretty fucking terrible during the teen years. Now that she stopped being less retarded, we get along pretty well.

did ya fuck her?

>American remake appeals to the lowest common denominator
Every time

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nah, im not a pedo

absolute cunt

like a mini mother who feeds you and let chuck and suck her

In my experience, pretty great. Closest friend I have and we've always had our backs. Although growing up with her, the mystery of women has gone away pretty quickly growing up, so take that as a negative or a positive.
Feel bad to those that have a bad relationship though. Must suck constantly butting heads.

>always ratted out for doing shit
My older sister sis this then took too much ecstacy one night and my parents got her stomach pumped so she never had that leverage over me after that
>user, Annette said you were drinking alcohol when we were away this weekend....
>well anonette is a confirmed druggy and a liar and not to be trusted with anything, mom

Poor dude is just doing his job
Fucking frogs

she was so cute bros

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what a fucking cunt bitch
fucking bitch

This

post the naked webm so we can get the thread deleted and go home

It's not her but I like to imagine it is while listening to my custom loop of her shouting "Max!!"

>naked webm
wat

Yea I think it was because I was the obvious favourite and she didn't like that. We're both well into adulthood and get along fine. It was mostly late hs and early university where shed rat mr out for every little thing

the OP chick?

I wanna fuck my sister

wait wut

Smells like Folgers freshly brewed coffee!

get out

what?

max was fingering her while she was sleeping. there was a video posted on Yas Forums

there's a few nice shots of her undies, i'd make a webm but don't want to get banned

h-he he can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!

The wall comes for all

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>that school uniform and little boater hat
>that irritated yet loving drone to her voice when she says his name
I'm so tired

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My sister was a schizo who would cry and scream on a daily basis and constantly fight with my mother. Then she became a huge whore around 15/16 and fucked like 50+ dudes throughout art school, go tattoos, piercings, etc. Now she's settled down with the most beta looking faggot I've ever seen.

Please

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>Then she became a huge whore around 15/16 and fucked like 50+ dudes throughout art school, go tattoos, piercings, etc. Now she's settled down with the most beta looking faggot I've ever seen.
Tale as old as time

My sister is a good person and visits a lot. She was too much older for us to have a close relationship when I was a kid, but now it's comforting to see there exist women in my generation that aren't whores.

proofs?

>well anonette is a confirmed druggy and a liar and not to be trusted with anything, mom
Keep on trucking, user.

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My sister is the nicest and kindest person I know. I love her.

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Used to talk about everything with my older sister.
Then she got a husband and got fat. I can't stand fat people and my opinion of her changed a lot, I automatically despise her opinions now.
Tragic, really.

Watched her big tits a lot of times when I was a kid too.

it was kinda gross how her asshole was hairy tho. still fapped anyway

whatchu know about dat?

Is Max a good name to have? Do people like it?

a-asking for a friend

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I am now sad.

Post her pics, user

It's alright. Cousin is much fun to be with tho

WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS THIS

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Being a kidfiddler is gay tho, why would you want to be a faggot

>he thinks his sister isn't a whore because she doesn't act like one around him
LOL

I haven't spoken to my sister in about 8 years.

Yea she's the physical embodiment of the art hoe meme. I feel bad for the little nigga she tricked into dating her. Although I guess that's life, losers get losers.

Probably nothing :(

There is no such thing,

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That would be mean user

I'm pretty sure she isn't. Plus she got married at 21.

How fat are we talking? Hamplanet tier?
My cousin married this girl and probably gained about 80lbs in a year and a half since and she wasn't exactly skinny to begin with.

MAAAAXXXX

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holy fuck

not her

noooooooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm pretty she's fine mate, I was just takin the piss

NOPE NOT HER

Sisters are only good when they are raised right. Otherwise, they will want to whore themselves and ruin the family.

Based face blind user.

no way

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This is her body type.
I guess it's not that bad, but her face got fat and fucked up. She used to be so cute bros...

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Astronomically based

You're not missing anything. My "little" sister is 4 year younger than me and i have never had a real conversation with her.

check em max

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based, friend got fat and became a retarded asshole

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You guys were telepathic or some shit?

It's a completely different sill, dude.

Yea my cousins wife is definitely bigger than that now.

mine, I get along with very well, and always have; when she's single that is. But all of her BFs have been the skeviest guys she can find. We grew up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood. She must go out of her way to find actual high school drop-outs, actual homeless, and actual drug addicts. Her current BF is a heroin addict, who buys drugs from a pimp, hangs out with prostitutes, and who got her hooked on opioids. I really wanna beat him up, but that has only backfired with previous BFs, and there's always the chance he pulls a knife and stabs me, so I'm just letting sis make her own mistakes for now.

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Fucking who? What the fuck is going on with burgers and their literally who celebs?

Based AF

this

Do you guys think boy and girl twin siblings are "closer" to each other than regular siblings?

Window casings dont match and that's a common blind

Gake and fay

Don't ruin this for him.

these two shag right?

>make you play with them all the time
oh no

i swear he wants to bang his sister thats not normal hes obsessed with her

Salty bags of coins

dude

See