No work

>no work
>Trumpbux on the way
>sitting at home watching kinos while shitposting on the chans
This quarantine is top tier comfy and I've managed to watch some many movies because of it. I don't want it to end lads.

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I didn't need the corona virus to be racist towards asian people. I already was.

Don't worry, it won't

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women really think this counts as being creative

>women really think
nah

Trumpbux arent coming til august/september

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uhh... bros?

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not racist
jus' dont want to walk near you darlin
dont stink like browns or thieve like blacks, nuffin against em any other time, did a bang up job of bringing us a saturday night chinky before all this
you may not have ever been china but your 30 bleedin cousins who all fly back and forth certainly have and god knows what animals they have been tucking int'a

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BUILT FOR BWC

Screaming "racism" is a way of avoiding responsibility. Are you criticising China for not shutting down their wet markets? Racist!

>spelling a two letter word wrong

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ignore fast

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Are all Asians naturally good at martial arts?

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what was meant by this?

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god i wish that phone were me

ignore fast

>and excuse

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Yeah "and excuse" you dumb chink bitch

Yup. The moment I heard we were staying home my life improved dramatically. My stress levels have plummeted, and I've had the energy to exercise 5-6 days per week and the time to cook a bunch of wholesome meals. I've cut my added sugar down by probably 90%. I've been learning how to use DaVinci Resolve and how to filter audio, and been making more and more elaborate videos using what I learn.

All the normies on this work group text were absolutely freaking the fuck out starting about day 2. Meanwhile I could keep going like this until the day I die.

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Says who? You DID enter your direct deposit info on your 2019 tax return, right user?

being subhuman is not an excuse to eat bats

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>get Trump-money
>find everything you want sold out because the factories that made them are shut down while suddenly everyone else has Trump-money to spend too
>quickly realize they're a supply-side problem
>end up on using it to pay for lots of tv streaming service subscriptions

Enjoy.

No you haven't. You've been boredom-eating carbs like crazy, and you've gained eight pounds already, and you want to die.

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>paying takes
Lmao fuck off

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>I don't want it to end lads.
Prepare to receive your wish, foolish mortal.

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>end up on using it to pay for lots of tv streaming service subscriptions
i know people are this dumb but it still blows my mind every time

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Fuck insectoids

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I've lost a least a couple of bf% points due to not stress eating or drinking.

This whole thing has satisfied my curiosity that maybe I would actually miss being around people, as much as it stresses me out. Glad to see that's a load of shit. I'm crossing my fingers that they go ahead and extend this to the summer so I can be on my own until August. (I'm a teacher btw).

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They're already starting to go out, retard.

All of those who didn't file until after they heard they could get Trump-money will be behind those who did their taxes and were in the system back in January/February.

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What is yog DNA?

>"NOOO! YOU CAN'T CALL IT THE CHINESE VIRUS!"
>"NEVERMIND THE FACT IT ORIGINATED FROM CHINA!"

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>and excuse

you can post this all you want

I'm not going to leave asian women. White women are ten times worse

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nigger

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I didnt work in 2017 or 18 bros and didnt file for 2019 yet I dont think im getting anything :(

Not him but this is me and I considered myself an introverted loser

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>overweight
>approaching wall status
oh no another 10/10 white woman lost to the kangz