What would you have put in the cupboard?

What would you have put in the cupboard?

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Fleshlight obviously

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The only correct answer.

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>a fuckin disembodied vagina
why not a blow up doll? it'll turn into a real lady. a real surprised looking lady but still.

Barbie.

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too talkative

Close Cupboard door.

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If you put an airsoft gun in there does it turn into a real one?

A barbie, obviously

Open Cupboard door.

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like 100 of these

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My waifu's figure

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In your sock drawer no one can hear her scream.

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my megumin figures collection

>my waifu doesn't have any figures

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A sphess mehreen

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oh great, im gonna have to deal with this new fetish i have now

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lmao that paint job

I remember that thread from a few years back where some lad bought this and slowly undressed it then finally we convinced him to cum on it. Good times.

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based

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It would be extremely painful

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That's no good. They would all fly away the moment you opened the cupboard unless you put them each inside of a Lantern before closing the door.

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oi, have you got a paint thinning loisens for that mehrien?

Or just rip off their wings

I'd put real blade and hook on it, put it in cupboard then have it do my bidding

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a doll so I could rape it

Image... I would convince it that the only way I could feed it was through blowjobs.

The only good answer other than a blow-up doll is a fuck ton of monopoly money

What would you even do with that? Seems pointless. If I was a kid, I'd put a toy gun in there, see what happens. Or a plastic lightsaber.

>puts in monopoly money
>closes cupboard
>opens it
>still monopoly money, just dancing and singing
what did you think would happen user?

>implying that is not what he wanted

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bump

A gun.

holy shit thats an extremely good sculpt

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My favorite part of this movie was the Black Kid going "YES!" when the boy ran in and was shocked he was using the cupboard.

you fucking idiot

If you put a fully grown man in the cupboard he almost dies.

Oh?

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is that michael j fox's space marine?

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.......yes

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cabbage patch kids and harvest their organs for the black market

I would keep the cupboard until I have my life more in order. Can't bring anime figures to life just for them to be sickened by my existence.

Figurines of cute boys so I could vore them.

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IIRC the kid turns a cowboy miniature into a real person and literally the first thing he does is shoot the Native American

THIN PAINTS

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What would come out?

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jesus mary with jesus or just jesus

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easy

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>What would you even do with that?
Good things.

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This and a bunch of futuristic weapons

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based

The blades word become real dumbass

Can mini-hermione still cast spells?

Action father figure

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sure it's only 1/12 scale but it would still be fun to set off

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I would only open the door enough to blow a huge fart through before locking it again.

kek

where would you set it off though?

Yes.

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I wonder...

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uhhhhhhhhh anymore?

ayy fellow cupboard trilogy reader. I read all of them in 3rd or 4th grade. I think the final book has a woman character come to life

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What if I 3D print a doll of my waifu based on a hyperrealistic model, will it have her personality?

OOOOOOooooo look at the big brain on Brett!