What would you have put in the cupboard?
What would you have put in the cupboard?
Fleshlight obviously
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The only correct answer.
>a fuckin disembodied vagina
why not a blow up doll? it'll turn into a real lady. a real surprised looking lady but still.
Barbie.
too talkative
Close Cupboard door.
If you put an airsoft gun in there does it turn into a real one?
A barbie, obviously
Open Cupboard door.
like 100 of these
My waifu's figure
In your sock drawer no one can hear her scream.
my megumin figures collection
>my waifu doesn't have any figures
A sphess mehreen
oh great, im gonna have to deal with this new fetish i have now
lmao that paint job
I remember that thread from a few years back where some lad bought this and slowly undressed it then finally we convinced him to cum on it. Good times.
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It would be extremely painful
That's no good. They would all fly away the moment you opened the cupboard unless you put them each inside of a Lantern before closing the door.
oi, have you got a paint thinning loisens for that mehrien?
Or just rip off their wings
I'd put real blade and hook on it, put it in cupboard then have it do my bidding
a doll so I could rape it
Image... I would convince it that the only way I could feed it was through blowjobs.
The only good answer other than a blow-up doll is a fuck ton of monopoly money
What would you even do with that? Seems pointless. If I was a kid, I'd put a toy gun in there, see what happens. Or a plastic lightsaber.
>puts in monopoly money
>closes cupboard
>opens it
>still monopoly money, just dancing and singing
what did you think would happen user?
>implying that is not what he wanted
bump
A gun.
holy shit thats an extremely good sculpt
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My favorite part of this movie was the Black Kid going "YES!" when the boy ran in and was shocked he was using the cupboard.
you fucking idiot
If you put a fully grown man in the cupboard he almost dies.
Oh?
is that michael j fox's space marine?
.......yes
cabbage patch kids and harvest their organs for the black market
I would keep the cupboard until I have my life more in order. Can't bring anime figures to life just for them to be sickened by my existence.
Figurines of cute boys so I could vore them.
IIRC the kid turns a cowboy miniature into a real person and literally the first thing he does is shoot the Native American
THIN PAINTS
What would come out?
jesus mary with jesus or just jesus
easy
>What would you even do with that?
Good things.
This and a bunch of futuristic weapons
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The blades word become real dumbass
Can mini-hermione still cast spells?
Action father figure
sure it's only 1/12 scale but it would still be fun to set off
I would only open the door enough to blow a huge fart through before locking it again.
kek
where would you set it off though?
Yes.
I wonder...
uhhhhhhhhh anymore?
ayy fellow cupboard trilogy reader. I read all of them in 3rd or 4th grade. I think the final book has a woman character come to life
What if I 3D print a doll of my waifu based on a hyperrealistic model, will it have her personality?
OOOOOOooooo look at the big brain on Brett!