If you were in charge of the sequel trilogy, what would you have done differently? Was kino ever possible?

If you were in charge of the sequel trilogy, what would you have done differently? Was kino ever possible?

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>Poe dies in first movie, and happens to be the brother of Rose, just so there's some kind of foundation for her and fin to build upon
>star forge for second movie? Explain IR's resources?
>Hux is the Grand Admiral of the Imperial Remnant, Phasma is the Grand General. Both are rivals to another. At the end of the trilogy, their rivalry dooms the IR.
>Rey and Luke explore the galaxy learning of the force and the Sith and Jedi. They go to Tython or whereever the Jedi were invented, and to Korriban

Also, Han goes into battle at the climax of the film with his Millenium Falcon(Admiral Solo stands up and says "XO, you have the Bridge. Get the Hangar Master to prepare my ship. C'mon Chewie.") to fight through the Imperial Remnant, confront Kylo and die(so that if this were reality, Mr Ford can finally get his character killed off)

It could have been kino

Tfw a Yas Forums can pull a better trilogy out of his ass in five minutes than actual Hollywood directors. They didn’t even try did they?

The STs main problem was being shackled to Lucas horrible PT and ruination of the jedi. To fix the ST which were mostly good you have to fix the Jedi first.

>For one thing no uniforms. Why was Obi wearing robes? Because he lived on Tatooine where it is hot, dry, dusty and windy. They should dress in a manner suitable to their environment, preferably what everyone else is wearing so they don't stand out.

>They don't own a fuck huge city sized mega-block on the planet with the highest land prices in the galaxy. They have a base of operations there because all the news goes through that planet eventually. The base is about 30 miles from the Senate in sub-basement of the Grand Library. They don't actually own the sub-basement or the library, they were just allowed to live there by a Head Librarian centuries past and never moved out.

>They don't all carry light-sabers. Only the Knights do. The Scribes can cripple mega-corps with well placed letters to well placed people and quote legal precedent for days. In matters of civil conduct they will fucking destroy you and make you wish the Knights had done it clean and quick with a light saber.

>They aren't centralized and don't have a hierarchy beyond the local temple. They all listen to the ones on Corisant but they aren't obligated to listen and have in the past quite often told them to go fuck themselves, politely. It's typically one Master to a temple.

>Due to the decentralized nature of the Jedi doctrine varies quite wildly. Sith is a dirty word for an order another order thinks has gone too far. Typically only emo teens with questionable taste in music and fashion call themselves Sith. Exception being the extremely rare actual Sith who are pretty dangerous but self destructive creatures. One notable exception in recent history who was EXTREMELY dangerous and built an empire.

This is part 1

I would name the bad guys after Republicans like Lucas did.

This, making them nazis made it worse because it lost any real social commentary. You make your bad guys nazis in a pulp action movie like indiana jones

>Yoda would be either a scribe or a master and not knight. Maybe the first and only master to reach master without a lightsaber. Yoda would HAVE to never wield a sabre. He is not about that life

>The Force has no biological component. Midiclorians are an indication but not a totally reliable one. They are a force sensitive bacteria found in force users. They glow slightly in the presence of force manipulation and disturbance. Many Jedi don't have them and many non-Jedi do. What causes the force? Fuck knows. Jedi scribes and masters have expended great amount of breath and ink that amounts to "fucked if I know". It's keyed to organic life except when it's not and you find a robot with the force and it's linked to sentience/sapience except when you find a lower animal that can use it.

>It's possible to grow midiclorians in a jar and use them as Jedi detectors. They work some of the time but make better lightbulbs for temples too poor to afford electricity.

>Jedi aren't usually required to be celibate except with the really strict temples but due to the nature of their work they are not considered good candidates for marriage. In a similar manner a Jedi's offspring is no more or less likely to have the Force, so you can't breed them. Similarly clones aren't any more likely to have the Force.

>Jedi tend to be poor as most doctrines encourage a lack of materialism.

>They make great court lawyers, advisers and royal bodyguards and the money they do make is typically pooled for upkeep of the temple and charitable causes. It is considered a great honour to be a Jedi but also a noble burden, hence why a lot of Force users leave or never join.

>Most temples differ slightly in what they consider to be light side and dark side. But all typically hold they they must be a balance. Too much light side influence creates stagnation and corruption, too much dark side and people feel drawn to war.

You have to fix the foundation

Sounds shit

please for the love of God, NEVER pursue a career as a screenwriter

christ, and I thought the disney ones were bad

The ST did the best it could with what Georgie boy left them. I mean I can't believe how bad Lucas fucked over Star Wars with the PT.

>Jedi should've stayed archetypical knights with laser swords
>Sith should've stayed archetypical evil wizards that saw laser swords as toys due to their fast-track mastery of the force
>force should've stayed an undefined power that allowed the user to do the impossible through faith and willpower
>Sidious should've been the only one so powerful in the force to make it physically manifest as lighting
>Vader should've been the only Sith with a lightsaber due to being an ex-Jedi, a fallen knight, same with his life support mask
>the dark side should've stayed a dark cancerous growth on the force, rather than some sort of ying and yang with "the light side"
>once powerful enough Jedi should no longer need their lightsabers, Yoda should've been the good version of Sidious power-wise
>there should have been no "magic" or "force rituals" in Star Wars
>no fucking Whills
>Obi-Wans desert robes shouldn't have been the standard for the Jedi order, and if they were he wouldn't wear them when the Empire was on the lookout for Jedi
>Yoda should just be an ascetic hermit, not a flipping yelling ninja

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>please for the love of God, NEVER pursue a career as a screenwriter

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How I would have done the new Trilogy or at least Episode 7 while using the same basic story/characters we did get.

> E7 opens with Kylo massacring Luke's Jedi Temple while Luke is off planet, no Knights of Ren, just Kylo alone as a true Vader style avatar of death.
> Rey is a student of Lukes who Kylo is unable to locate during the massacre.
> Rey was found by Storm trooper Finn who refuses to kill her & instead helps her escape the burning temple alive.
Rest of the film is...
> Rey/Finn on the run from Kylo as a major subplot.
> Main plot is Luke & Han trying to find Ben who wasn't among the pile of his student's bodies. Luke believes the massacre may be Ben's handiwork but Han refuses to entertain the notion.
> Flashbacks from Rey/Luke of training alongside Ben. Flashbacks from Han showing the New Republic that was built after the original trilogy, him & Leia petitioning the senate of the New Republic to take the First Order as a serious threat & Leia being ostracized for it.
> Last Act - Luke discovering that his sister was right about the First Order building a galaxy threat sized imperial fleet (no starkiller) while rescuing the captured Rey/Finn. Han confronting the masked Kylo as we got in TFA, demanding he face his father like a man. Same result. Luke & Kylo have a extended duel ends in a stalemate.
> Ends with Luke coming to Leia to break the truth to her about her son, what he did to Han and the fact that she was right about the First Order.

THAT is how you have iconic characters beloved in all of fiction fail, ACTUALLY FUCKING SHOW US what they accomplished & let us see their fall from that. Don't skip that shit and have them end up being sarcastic assholes hiding in a cave.

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Terrific and based.

>and you find a robot with the force
stupid

How can some user come up with a better world then professional story writers and shit

George was a hack that re-used a bunch of left over props from failed Scifi productions and hinted through add-lib at the existace of a larger world surrounding the smaller self contained story of Luke and Darth vader when in actuality there was not one planned. The biggest mistake of the prequels was giving George complete creative control as well authority as the director (both things he arguably did not do with the original Starwars films which it has come to light that he did not fully direct if not direct at all)

>Rey's parents were Jedi that experienced forbidden love with each other
>put her on jakku to hide her from FO
>Rey accidentally a whole force push on some raiders trying to claimjump her big score
>finds out she's force sensitive from the old man (or woman, alien, whatever) who looked after her as a child and now just sits around pretending to be a drunken fool at the PORTIONS shop while she scavenged star destroyers
>Rey rejects this information because FO hunts force users
>FO comes to jakku
>Rey learns FO is looking for leads on Luke (who's in exile) because he's a threat to their growing Sith power
>old caretaker killed
>Rey understands that Luke might know about her parents
>Teams up with Finn the deserter stormtrooper who isn't just comic relief
>Rey and Finn get to Luke before FO
>Luke reveals they're both force sensitive
>Luke starts to train them both
>Rey begins to shift to the dark side because of kylo romance
>stuff happens

Just something I came up with on the toilet a few months ago.

The Starwars films are pulp action films dressed up with a fantasy/Scifi aesthetic.

>stuff happens

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God damn I hate those things.

This is garbage and the Lucas prequels were better than this retarded shit

Dan Abnett writes, David Fincher directs, Peter Jackson produces, James Horner scores, Karl Urban as Thrawn. Boom, I just saved Star Wars.

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Stay mad fight fag.
Yeah George didn't come up with shit. He got the idea of Star Wars from his ex-wife who did most of the work.

It's yin yang retard.

Would just use the old star wars canon

>James Horner
How did you spell John Williams so wrong?

No dumbass. Its westeren good vs evil/God vs Satan. That's why they are called Jedi KNIGHTS

I love John Williams and his beautiful work as much as the next guy, but if TFA was any indication, he's completely lost it. TFA's score was emptier than the characters, and those motherfuckers were downright hollow.

Blame JJ my dude. That Jewish faggot had Williams score the music without being able to see the film first.

Starwars has always been badly written it's not fucking high art, it's dumb pulpy Scifi. It just needs to be consistent.
Based

Ramin Djawadi is the new John Williams.

You seem to be a huge brainlet

amazes me that this was ok'd by lucasfilm.

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>40 years after the battle of endor, the republic and the empire struggle to remain in a truce while a third power structure comes in to disrupt everything.
>kylo ren is lukes son, ben skywalker.
>han and leias kids are pupils of luke.
>the first order of ren are led by a renegade whill who is searching for a legendary planet.
>state that kyber crystals are a distilled form of the force.
>there aren't just sith and jedi but five orders: jedi, sith, ren, bendu and whill.
>knights of ren are seven badass sith fighters introduced in the first movie, kylo being the weakest of the seven.
>legendary planet is essentially one giant kyber crystal.
>lukes still in exile on jedi temple island but has five desciples with him.
>first movie deals with the gang finding lukes map, meeting rey (whos a slave girl raised by hearing stories about luke and the jedi).
>final battle is empire the order over coruscant. Coruscant blows up and a caravan of survivors go flying off to bastion, capital of the empire.
>second movie focuses on lukes disciples training rey, while finn and poe stumble on an assassination plot to execute the emperor, a 9 year old kid.
>final battle has luke fighting new snoke (whos a whill), rey fighting another knight but finding out shes the granddaughter of palpatine and switching sides. Plot is successful, new emperor takes his place and sides with the new order.
>third movie is a race to find crystal planet. Rey being trained by kylo in the dark side and both of them coming to grips with each others pasts. Heroes in shambles and trying to recoup.
>ending is big jedi force battle where face turned rey and kylo, with the solo kids, destroy snoke with the force and turn krystal planet into a forest moon.
>luke dies looking at a binary sunrise.
>everything is destroyed but can be rebuilt and brought anew by our heroes.

The end.

go back

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True, but if we're talking Thrawn, and I am, I'd like to experience something different. I would include classic SW pieces, naturally, but I fell in love with Horner's work as a kid after watching The Pagemaster and I'd love to see him tackle SW. Too late now anyway, but eh.

>Redditor telling someone to go back

kek

By Kathleen Kennedy, who's entire aim in taking Star Wars was including exactly this sort of nonsense.

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>redditor calling others a redditor
You NEED to go back.

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>soijack redditor using soijack redditor pics and demanding people go back

kek

>bunch of Bernie loving reddit faggots blaming George for the abortion that is Disney’s soulless, zero-creativity, liberal feminist fan fiction trilogy
Please stop talking to people about Star Wars outside of Reddit, faggots

>astrology
i'd say this is an effective way to filter women, but then you'd end up filtering all women

>redditor doesn't understand the integral role played by soijack in board culture
>refuses to go back
There are no upvotes for you to win here. You MUST return.

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>Soijack too distracted to trash Lucas and starts demanding people go to reddit

Mission accomplished.

Ok zoomer

Background
>I would make Luke, Leia and Han Solo continue to be heroic role models. There is nothing wrong with this. But they won't be very prominent and will mostly be fanservice background characters.

>Luke established a successful Jedi Academy and found out some Jedi who were in hiding to help him do so. He didn't devolve after the OT. He actually became a wiser and better Jedi. But he got older and physically weaker, not an one man army.
>Leia and Han Solo have a successful and loving marriage (why does Hollywood male all marriages fail?) and are doing a decent, but not amazing job trying to rebuild the Republic. They are not political geniuses, but are not bad. The enemies are not the Empire. They are a somewhat small cult dominating a small but very defensible part of the galaxy and there is an armistice of sorts. They actually do have some genius admirals and leaders.

Main characters are a student of Luke (someone who is actually monk-like and have all the Jedi thing), an older and experienced soldier and a daughter of Leia and Solo. They all have some personal flaws and they all reduce their flaws during the trilogy.
Villain is a general of the enemy side which has succeeded in subverting the governments of some border worlds. Manipulator and has 2 strong bodyguards.

follow George's original script. everything else doesn't matter

this is actually pretty good

then the next movie is First Order unleashing a massive assault on the New Republic, we see the New Republic getting rekt, it's a bit like ESB in that the First Order ends the movie triumphant, having captured Couriscant or something, but the heroes escape at the end

I hate this shit, like maybe just try and be presentable and maybe someone would find you attractive. This dyed short hair ugly glasses nonsense is gross.

Do what Lucas did and just "adapt" the best samurai and WW2 films in a space opera setting. EP7 would be like Saving Private Ryan. A squad of rebels rescue the last jedi behind enemy lines. EP8 would be more about pilots. Not sure, maybe like Das Boot or Dunkirk.

EP9 would be the only one about jedi, sith and lightsabers. Like 13 assasins. A group of Jedi that has never seen a battlefield volunteer to kill a powerful master that has turned to the dark side.

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The sequels are kino, retard.

>Dan Abnett writes
I am fucking sold. Also, I love dunking on ADB and needed an excuse to post this

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>Too much light side influence creates stagnation and corruption, too much dark side and people feel drawn to war.
Lies and relativist jew bullshit. The Dark Side is a corruption of the Force that sends it out of balance, not it's fucking opposite.

>no argument
>posts some video game image exposing himself
You stupid fucking mentally ill mongoloid, kill yourself, you fucking piece of trash, you don't even know how to meme, you are that stupid.
There are a lot of retarded newfags in this board but you win the first prize.

Seethe more, shill

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Id make Rian Johnson in charge of the whole Trilogy
TLJ is the most Kino of the bunch. Why not make every new SW a Rian Johnson directed cinematic masterpiece

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>Id make Rian Johnson in charge of the whole Trilogy
faggot

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>pic
Kek.

But yeah, I think Abnett would do Thrawn justice. He's realistically gritty without ever going full ow-the-edge, he's surprisingly funny at times and he can write the shit out of military life and any war-related situation while delivering drama that would make Grimaldus shed a tear like it's nobody's business.

>Rian Johnson

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