LOOK, YOU DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MUSTAFAR, I USED TO WORK THERE, AND IN THOSE DAYS THERE USED TO BE METAL PLATFORMS THAT WOULD FLOAT OVER THE LAVA, AND THAT'S WHERE I FOUGHT ANAKIN. AND OBI WAN SAYS TO ME, SORRY, I SAY TO OBI WAN-- ANAKIN SAYS TO ME THAT HE UNDERESTIMATES MY POWER. AND I SAID, "LOOK, TWINKIE, DON'T TRY IT OR I'LL CHOP YOU DARN LEGS OFF." AND THEN HE JUMPS OVER ME AND I JUST WHACKED HIM WITH MY SABER AND THAT WAS THAT. AND FOLKS, THAT CHANGED THE GALAXY. BARACK OBAMA AND I DID THAT. OR MAYBE I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE, DON'T REALLY KNOW. MY TIME'S UP.
LOOK, YOU DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MUSTAFAR, I USED TO WORK THERE...
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>Vote for me or don't vote for me or whatever.
How come only white males possess this charm where they can act utterly retarded, but you’re still like “damn, there’s just something about this guy that makes me want to vote for him”
HAIL TO THE KANG!!!!
ooooooooooo massa you gon make me squirt
Mommy, please let me suckle....
LOL
why are you obsessed with white people? just live your life, bro. plenty of nice white people have to put up with white assholes same as you, and i'm sure that your race has assholes too. it's just how people are. relax.
How did the Democrats manage to pick a candidate even dumber than Trump? How do you fuck up that badly?
I'm a cuck and I just want to do something to make the black people happy so he can have my vote.
I dont know about you, but Joe Biden doesn't inspire confidence in me. I really have a problem trying to figure out what he is saying sometimes. It's like I have to second guess myself.
kek
Gotta love how he’s become a Monday morning quarterback over this pandemic even after the shitty way he managed the Swine Flu pandemic.
That's fine if you also feel that way about Trump.
>be a juvenile faggot who cares about nothing and takes no responsibility
>ps. no one relies on the dude or gives a fuck if the dude lives or dies
dispite being 15% of the population they make up about 47% of coivid deaths in america
ALSO I GOT HARRY LEGS THAT TURN BLONDE IN THE SUN
>thousands of Americans are dying and its all the Donald's fault
>Trumpanzees on full damage control
SUPER KEK
And don't give me this shit that China is to blame. China is a horrible country but it is the Commander-in-Chief's job to protect American lives. And in that regard, Trump is failing miserably. If you still want to vote for that orange turd then you are truly a worthless piece of shit.
Trump has been uncharacteristically lucid over the past few weeks in his Corona press conferences. He lies and obfuscates like usual but he at least appears to know where he is and what year it is
Voting for Trump in a swing state just because of this post ;)
ol’ joe is kino
no you aren't
>vote for the other joe, jack.
You're on Yas Forums, you've never taken responsibility for anyone.
>>He lies and obfuscates
which president hasnt?
youre a lying dogfaced ponysoldier
>80yo guys die 6 months early because of a flu
TRUMP FLUNKED ANERICA!
You wish
t. wisconsinfag
twice, too...
TDS
if only being the dude were possible in this day and age, rent is way too high to pull that shit off. thank god its so easy to military disability in america.
This was always my problem, how does he afford everything if he is just bumming around his apartment all day. Really strange.
How much are you paid per post? Genuinely curious, been looking to get into the shill game.
>NOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT NOT TRUMP HES KILLING THEM THIS IS SO BAD CHINA IS INNOCENT
>who is ben carson
I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message
in my experience it's usually due to a freak windfall of cash, maybe he got hit by a car and got a settlement. even up to the early 2000s that could go a decent way, back in the early 90s you could live like a king though.
dont be retarded user no one voted for carson
>defends China in his post without any prompt
BRADU PITTU NOOOOOOOOO
Trump only seems like an incoherent lunatic on twitter. When he’s actually talking on camera he’s totally fine. If anything, I’d say he’s better at public speaking now than he was 4 years ago.
in the extended lore he was a board game fortune heir.
He's living on an inheritance I think.
Yeah I suppose. I guess it really doesn't matter to the story and I'm just nitpicking. Still though he was living the dream.
>an incoherent lunatic on twitter
bruh, that's what its for
It is the job of the Congress to support the president and provide constructive alternatives for consideration. Instead, they act like (you). They are as much to blame, you disingenuous retard.
you may be voting for trump but it's not because of some internet post, and if that's why you voted 4 years ago, you are genuinely retarded
I did not know there was extended lore. Guess I have some research to do.
There's projection, then there's this.
he's a trump voter, its safe to assume he was already autistic
Never said otherwise.
nope, you raiding idiots changed my mind to vote for him.
Seething
don't get so defensive
oh damn boy what other fresh memes do you have from /r/thedonald
I think you guys should be nice to each other!
They'd rather give trump a second term and come back strong with an establishment candidate in 4 years
That doesn't work leftypol.
>being this mad
Why are you talking to yourself? Seems kind of faggoty
are you from china?
still better than trump
Vote Sanders, retards.
Guess we can expect the same result as 4 years ago then
I'm not mad, I genuinely mean it you see im a bit of a MAGAchad myself so im requesting more memes in leau of an actual argument against libtards
>still better than trump
its DRUMPF, chud
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Joe Biden is a rapist, and suddenly Democucks just don't care about the whole #BelieveWomen #MeToo shit.
>admitting you voted for Trump solely based on being triggered
yeah I'm gonna call that cringe and beta. At least vote because you actually want him in office, not because you got butthurt by an anonymous internet comment. Doesn't saying it that way show how pathetic you really are?
did you run out of biting political commentary already?
>and its all the Donald's fault
I honestly can't wait to indiscriminately kill all of you chinese fucking insects. Were going to kill your women, your children until every single one of you fucking bugs is eradicated from the planet.
As soon as the war begins I'm enlisting. Can't wait to slaughter all of you.
you just posted cringe bruh
It’s rather ironic that lefties love to accuse every single Republican president ever of having dementia, meanwhile they’re voting for a guy who might sincerely unironically have dementia.
seethe
Reagan did have dementia.
I didn't have any to begin with you raiding leftist fuck, I just got back from giving you shithead a break.
i dont know about that, i only know they said regan had it when he actually did
is it ironic? it's the leftie boomers that voted for Biden and it's not like they're the ones calling out the dementia. Yeah, both of them have dementia. At least I didn't vote for the dude with dementia in the primary now or 4 years ago.
>its all the Donald's fault
dialte
>talking on camera he’s totally fine
you must be near braindead
He come to me with money in his hand. He offered me, I didn't ask him I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that. When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that I had the studio, I went to the studio. I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of." I don't want to take my time going to work. I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels.The game is mine. I deal the cards.
death to all frogposters
you aren't even american.
Trump doesnt have dementia though
Biden clearly does, he literally cannot make a coherent sentence anymore and threatens to fight even the people that vote for him.
It's really funny watching leftists and libnigs forced to vote for a retarded pedo who wont win just because they hate trump that much
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Honestly look at this interview, and tell me this fucking isn't fucking completely gone. How can people vote for them? Why did the DNC choose him? Do they wan't trump to win again?
I mean what the fuck is going on with our politics? We are in peak clown world and this is just an embarrassment.
this thread was fun until you got all triggered, sit this one out, chinklet.
you cant do shit
yeah his brain is mush
just randomly firing synapses at this point
I am, but I'm Californian, so I'm not American to you even though I feed you and provide you your entertainment.
Both of them are retarded pedos. You just have blinders for Trump because he's your guy.
Nah the chinks already dealt with you and you dont even know it.
enjoy drowning in your own lung fluid you obese cumstain
I'm fine with Trump winning and the SCOTUS fearmongering isn't going to work on me. They made their choice.
is this real? it sounds real.
>voting for a retard who lost 30 points in his own home state
Muh youth coalition lol.
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You’re about a month late for that
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