"Dumbledore's Army"? Kek, what kind of slimy, spineless bootlicker would choose a name like that?

Yes. The canon power rankings are Voldemort, Dumbledore, Grindelwald, and some more fags.

>Britbong genetics
truly horrific

Pretty sure Dumbledore was stronger than Voldeh.

I think the sSecond from left is the older Creevey brother (the one who was always taking photos of Harry)

as oposed to the voldemort army?
idiot

>they called it that because that's what the ministry feared the most, that dumbledore would raise an army.

How does that even make sense. Its not like countries are worried about fucking Oxford University making an army. Even if they all have weapons wouldn't regular grown adult wizard armies be more efficient

>POTTA!
>DID YOU GO WITHIN 2 FEET OF THAT GINGER WEASLEY CUNT?
>THAT'S IT, AVADA KA-

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>cho ching
>pajeeta pajesh
What did you expect rowling to give them good names?

I don't think they had an army seeing as it was never deployed to fight against Voldemort and his gang

t. Riddle
Even at 140 years old, you couldn't kill him

Dumbledore had the Elder Wand tho, that’s probably how he could do stuff like animating the statues so easily and trapping Voldemort with water.

Voldy would have been fucked if Dumbledore had gone full dark side lich, of course.

this

dumbledore was only good because of the elder wand. it's like the ultima weapon of harry potter.

>different sticks give you different powerlevels
Goddamnit why is Rowling such a fucking hack?

Dumbledore had to earn the Elder Wand and defeat its previous user.

Dumbledore was an extremely skilled and powerful wizard in his own right, don't forget that Grindlewald had the Elder Wand when Dumbledore defeated him - and he didn't even have wand lore bullshit excuses for that like with Harry and Voldemort

>different cars give you different speeds
Goddamnit why is Ford such a fucking hack?

Well, what would you name them instead?

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How is it a pun?

The ability to make the car move is not something that comes from the person themselves like magic.

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You still need skills to make a wand. Harry would suck at making a wand, Ollivander was pretty good at making wands, and Death himself is even better at it.

There aren't that many wizards. And its like the child army's in Africa. Guns kill just as well in a child's hands if they pull the trigger first. Same goes for a wand when you know avada kadavra.

>umbridge looks like feinstein
>wand control
>they form a militia
>parodies a nanny state
yeah, i'm thinking it's based

the stick is literaly only 1 part of the wand they use a magical item as the core in all of them ya dingus

>Its not like countries are worried about fucking Oxford University making an army
They might be if Oxford was the only school in the country, everyone attending it was armed, the whole purpose of the school was teaching them how to use guns and the government and headmaster of Oxford were currently at each other's throats.

Shut up ya benis.

Why couldn't the Wesley's use magic to spruce up all their shitty poorfag second-hand stuff?

>dumbledore's outrageous favoritism towards harry

but that was the whole point of the series, he knew from the beginning that Potter is the chosen one, the only one able to kill Voldemort. So he had to favor him, kinda.

And I mean even with the darker stuff about Dumbledore that surfaces in the last book, he's a pretty admirable person.

Because the magic system and the world in harry potter make no fucking sense and Rowling just made it up as she went along. There's absolutely no internal consistency to it.

Because they didn't give a fuck about their situation besides Percy who wanted the good life.

What makes you think they didn't?

some beta faggots nobody cared about
i bet rowling killed them in a violent explosion or whatever

>slimy, spineless, bootlicker
and this point you might as well just say british

now that's based

>cho
is she really that pretty how JRK described her?

ring ring

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are the fantastic beast movies any good

The Weasley's always got by well enough and saw no reason to go out of their way to live like the other old wizarding families. They also didn't have all that much cash compared to some, and the real question is why Arthur and Molly didn't do what irl nobels without cash do and suck it up and marry one of their kids to a wealthy person without a title?

>why Arthur and Molly didn't do what irl nobels without cash do and suck it up and marry one of their kids to a wealthy person without a title
You mean like feeding Harry love potions so he'd marry their only daughter?

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its shit i hated the first one

It was Dumbledore's Youth in the first draft.

Based and Crusader Kings-pilled if true.

me guy with glasses in the middle

surprisingly smart for the magic world equivalent of inbred hillbillies

Why didn't they cast twins to play the asian twins?

they just don't have much money and a lot of children idiot, they still are relatively high up in wizard society. the dad works in the ministry, the older kids are all very successful with having been team captain and headboys and whatnot and having jobs at the bank

Dumbledore could rape Volde if he didnt become complacent in the 11 years after the latters defeat

any other wizards more efficient than Harry? (and Hermione???) are you out of your mind?

Excellent post

I thought Rowling said that having the elder wand was a instant win. How did dumbledore beat grindewald if he had it?

>assuming Rowling knows what the fuck she's talking about

>libs identifying themselves at retarded children with sticks

yeah sounds about right

Slytherin Slaiyers

the elder wand wasn't as powerful as the legend had, that's kinda one of the main points of the finale

second from the left id teach a few spells if yknow what i mean.

How exactly can one be "more powerful" in this universe? It's not like mana or chakra reserves, where wizards run out of magic. The only things we've seen that affect spell efficacy are pronunciation (which you don't even need), gesture technique, and how happy your thoughts are. So how could Voldemort for example be "more powerful" than another wizard, especially since he only ever uses Avada Kedavra anyway? Does he just kill people deader?

The Elder Wand is only as powerful as its user, otherwise Grindelwald would've raped Dumbledore.

>Albus Severus Potter

How big of a cuck do you have to be to name your son after 1. A man who raised you as basically a suicide bomber to be sacrificed to take out the Dark Lord 2. A man who constantly bullied you and only did anything good because he desperately wanted to fuck your mom?

Should have named him Arthur Rubeus Potter, at least then it would be after men in his life that actually treated him like a human being.

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Random but how come the concept of Wizards fully integrating themselves into the Muggle world was never explored? Haven't read the books in years so not sure if it was ever brought up.

Charisma and force of will, obviously.

he's just a lot angrier than everyone else, and also high iq enough to be able to use magic while angry

Where's the Notorious BERN in this line-up?

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I mean the whole fucking universe doesn't make much sense, but the story in itself still has. And the wand was supposed to be a legend. It still was supposed to be powerful enough to "override" other spells which would normally be blocking or something

It's definitely more powerful than your average wand, the Elder Wand can be used to repair other wands which Olivander says is impossible, and I really doubt you could bring down Hogwarts' wards with a single spell from any other wand

Rowling is a neo-liberal centrist shit weasel, of course she makes that the name

>hagrid hagrid potter, you were named after the ONLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED ME TO DIE SO HE COULD KILL AN EVIL WIZARD OR FUCK MY MOM

Yeah sure it increases the user's potential but it's not a wand that can somehow turn Neville into the next Merlin.

Why is Ginny wearing pants?