"Dumbledore's Army"? Kek, what kind of slimy, spineless bootlicker would choose a name like that?
"Dumbledore's Army"? Kek, what kind of slimy, spineless bootlicker would choose a name like that?
Brayden Parker
Easton Scott
>bootlicker
i don't think that's all that dumbledore was interested in licking. if you catch my drift. bumholes.
Sebastian Sullivan
they called it that because that's what the ministry feared the most, that dumbledore would raise an army. i think they're making fun of how ridiculous that thought is right before choosing it as a name
Nolan Ward
Me on the front right
Daniel Ortiz
unironically though, harry outright worshipped dumbledore, a pathetic display of servility matched only by dumbledore's outrageous favoritism towards harry, in terms of wicked depravity. so thinking that this name, more than a clever pun, is in reality a proof of the fanatical fealty towards that wrinkly old bastard from the four eyed simp manlet and his gang of yesmen, would not be so absurd as You may think
Evan Thomas
Who the fuck are the two guys on the left?
Aaron Sanchez
me on the far right
Jaxson Walker
The asian girl is holding her wand like a chopstick
Alexander Anderson
Wasn't Dumbledore one of the most powerful magicians to have ever existed? This would be like calling yourself "Sherman's Army", while being trained directly by William Tecumseh Sherman.
Josiah Hughes
me on the far left