ITT: Scenes men will never understand

ITT: Scenes men will never understand.

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Why are women literal children

yeah I cant understand why her naked pusy isn't out

if it was, they would have just made a roast beef sandwich instead.

it's only sad if you have an empty-egg-carton.jpg

Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this thread. Really makes you appreciate your own life.

>hot sauce on an egg sandwich
Do americans really?

I'm pissed off at myself for sitting through this flick fuck

JESUS CHRIST HARLEY

Reminder that this would probably taste like shit.

>Buttered roll despite bacon and eggs already being drenched in oil
>Cheese on top of egg
>Runny egg (I realise this comes down to preference but a soft fluffy egg tastes so much better in a sandwich)

such a quirky foody!

pandering to the ethnic population. clinton did a similar thing and it was just as cringe.

what kind of retard thought this was a good idea

How come the thing that he hands her looks nothing like the thing that he cooked?

It tastes great.

>american cheese

Reminder that women didn't watch this movie and most of the public was male.
Also fuck off falseflagging incel, this is a womenkino thread now.

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why didn't she tip him?

Asian woman humor.
No retard hot sauce isn't exclusively for black people.

ethnic population in this case I assume you mean wasps from new england? because those are the fuckers obsessed with randomly adding hot sauce to every stupid thing.

isn't that show about a cheating time traveler? don't encourage infidelity

This hypet emotive stuff reminds me of anime

Thats the sandwich wrapper, idiot.

A woman

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Yeah, I wonder why that is...who did they notice doing it and thought I want to be hip and with it?

Shut up, roastie

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You are a goddam idiot.

i'd skip breakfast every day if i could i never had a time where i was excited to eat breakfast. this morning meal is quite possibley one of the worst continuous experiences im going to face for my entire life. eggs? toast? hash browns? oatmeal? milk? disgusting

Why the fuck is it wrapped like that? Instead of eating it fresh it's now all smooshed up

Yes leftypol we know you make the anti woman posts too.

yea just throw it all on the floor

better yet, think that somehwere in hollywood, people got paid to write, produce, film and act this scene

Say what you want about the film but Margot a cute fridge in this seen

Sounds like that's the better of the two.

What is it with women and eggs? Is it because they resemble male testicles?

i disagree

There's literally nothing forcing you to eat that shit for breakfast. If you want, you can eat a plate of spaghetti for breakfast. You'd need to cook it the night before and probably reheat it. I think that's where most people lose the plot, everyone is conditioned to think reheating food is somehow bad. But if you hate breakfast food that much, you always have options.

OP stop sucking dicks. Men will take an egg sandwich over woke Harley any day. Suicide Squad Harley is another story. But this movie went out of its way to make the women ugly and that sandwich the sexiest fucking thing in the movie.

I will always giggle at the sheer roastie butthurt in that post.

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Bacon egg and cheese sandwiches are friggen based, fuck this gay movie for making them seem bad by association with females. BECs are for the fellas only

o dey mad

imagine putting any cheese other than cheddar on eggs

I think every McD breakfast sandwich has eggs and american cheese in it

Thats because you're dumb.

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Enjoy your cholesterol cunt

yolks are undercooked

Agreed, the buttered role is overkill and runny eggs are disgusting.

rip men

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>typical girl power against smile request scene
>don't even have the guy bitch out and apologise

Haha they can't even do their own fucking propaganda right

>hating on yolky yolk

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So powerful

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pathetic

If you want a real answer, it's because they are amorphous blobs of evolution.

Men have utilitarian value in all their physical and mental features.
>emotional control
>strength
>logic
>industrial mindset

If you were a man in caveman society and you were weak or emotional like a woman, you were killed or didn't reproduce.

Men had hardcore evolutionary pressure to be functional under high stress.

The only thing women really evolved to do is not kill their kid and to favor men with strong genetics. Mentally, everything is unorganized and vestigial.

Why are you?

The best cheese. Funny how it's always "of no consequence" countries complaining about the U.S.

Daily reminder that breakfast foods are absolute garbage and only amerifats disagree.

Sneed

>He hasn't had a British Breakfast

Child rearing and societal norms also play an important role. Boys are raised encouraged to build things, be self-sufficient, and play sports. Girls are raised encouraged to cook, clean, care for children, and be pretty. The proof is in kids toys alone. 99% of all little girls are indoctrinated to want to be princesses or mothers when they grow up. Boys? Astronauts, scientists, lawyers, doctors, businessmen, the list goes on.