What went wrong?
What went wrong?
Easton Nguyen
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Jeremiah Cox
no hype, so it would seem that it didn't matter what level of quality the movie actually was
William Lee
shitty source material
Oliver Fisher
This
Carson Turner
Oliver Wright
Shitty cast and female lead.
Gabriel Gonzalez
>another coming of age chick flick
Ayden Nguyen
The YA readers of the books had grown too old. HP did it right. Hunger Games did it right. Mortal Engines was doomed to fail. Like the Artemis Fowl movie, that one's gonna bomb like fat guy.
Cameron Barnes
Fucking cities on wheels. If you don't realize how dumb that sounds then you're as stupid as the writer, the fans of that retarded book and whoever the fuck OKd this shitshow of a movie.
Asher Bell
Yeah what ever happend to Jennifer Lawrence after the hunger games?
Tyler Cook
Has anything even gone right? The movie was garbage on all accounts
Jonathan Bennett
I like it scarf over her face. It is pretty hot.
Ian Bailey
She stopped getting harvest'd.
Caleb Rivera
Ronan Rafters is relentlessly handsome.
Levi Foster
She showed her asshole on the internet
Nolan Long
My nigga.
Luke Ross
This can't be real
Josiah Richardson
>minions
Jayden Gonzalez
lol based arab
Samuel Cruz
Jaxon Harris
>Minority led city is hiding behind a wall and travels up in the sky to avoid the evil all white city
Jackson Collins
Nicholas Garcia
ok let's start with the poster
>movie about giant moving cities on treads that consume each others to become bigger
>shows a girl with a scarf
tell me how this is going to attract potential viewers. i'll wait
Lucas James
Nicholas King
oh the minority city is also all immigrants
Brody Gomez
female protag
Joseph Smith
Is this a new fetish?
Justin Williams
It's a based fetish.
Levi Garcia
No, mask fetishes have been around for a while. It's just that more chicks irl are wearing masks due to the Shanghai Shivers.
Joseph Evans
>return from bumfuck nowhere to an airport
>see all these girls wearing masks
yep
Nicholas Wood
Xavier Lewis
No. I had it for 10+ years.
Jose Hughes
>raised by zombie
I face palmed
Chase Barnes
>I had it for 10+ years.
Nice
Aaron Watson
It is now. But I used to be very anxious about it. As my sexuality literally begin with it.
Joseph Jackson
user, I know I won't change your mind or anything, but neither in the books nor in the movie was it ever presented as a very serious thing. It is oversized and intentionally silly. The people ruling and operating the cities are insane people and their creations are ruining the Earth.
That said, this was a terrible adaptation. I knew it would be bad the moment we saw Tom, and he did the "WhOaoaAAOA I'm SuUUuUUper LatE!" It was so out of character for him.
The books are fun, though. I was looking forward to seeing Nimrod Pennyroyal on screen, but I guess that will never happen.
They also made a lot of changes that ultimately ruin everything going forward, like Anna Fang not dying in Batmunkh Gompa, Valentine's daughter surviving, and the destruction of London happning right outside the wall.
Jacob Rodriguez
Same here, now I don't care.
James Campbell
>Ronan Rafters
Oh, and I honestly think this should have been an animated movie. Preferably made by ghibli, as they know how to make ridiculous machines seem somewhat realistic.
Carson Harris
artemis fowl has already been pulled from release lmao
Kayden James
I came to really appreciate it. Imagine instead being born with some of the degenerate fetishes.
Oliver Kelly
They've been struggling to find a release window for it for ages. The lockdowns just pushed them to release it on digital only.
Don't think Disney have much confidence in it and there's zero hype.
Jose Bell
>close-up of some broad's face
>"SOME SCARS NEVER HEAL"
Tells me literally nothing about the movie. This poster could be for literally any movie of any genre.
Leo Torres
Right?
Jaxson Phillips
Right.
Nathan Young
Caleb Cox
Kayden Kelly
Samuel Morgan
This is very true. It's also a shame that they didn't dare to make her look anything like she does in the book, where half her face has been ruined.
But you make a good point. It's the same reason I've never watched "Ray Donovan."
The only promotion I have ever seen for the show is a picture of Liev Schreiber and the text "Ray Donovan." What am I supposed to take from that? Unless I am one of the seven people on earth who really like Liev Schreiber, why would I want to watch that show?
Still, they are on season 5 now, so I guess their marketing is working, somehow.
Cooper Torres
the source material is fine, you can call it cringe YA as much as you want. It still would have worked fine as a movie if the script was competently written.
Jaxon Rogers
ITT: coomers thinking they're in their own personal subreddit
Joseph Adams
Gotta go
here's gift gramfind.com
Brody Rivera
Nothing, it was perfectly as stupid as a movie about giant tank cities eating each other should be.
Anthony Smith
I read the first novel yesterday and I'm halfway done marathoning the movie now. All of the changes they made to the story so far are dumb as hell. There's literally no mystery or twists at all. Tom is supposed to be the protagonist and viewpoint character not Hester and he's been relegated to a fem bitch supporting role. There's absolutely no sense of adventure in the story or swashbuckling in the action scenes. That said the city and airship designs and special effects are good.
Josiah Scott
I liked it, it gets better with a couple of rewatches and it was better than the books.
it had cool scenery, the villains were awesome (terminator nigga was both scary and sad at the same time)
it had some iconic shots and the soundtrack grows on you.
the acting could have been a notch better but I blame it on the greenscreened cgi
in less than two years Yas Forums will approve of this flick and say it was better than Alita
Wyatt Bell
Making China a good guy even though China wasn’t in any of the books. The pandering to China always ruins it
Adrian Long
Wrong, if you'd read book 2 and the ending of the series you wouldn't think this.
Logan King
Not really. Had they followed it page-by-page it would've been a bearable movie.
Mason Cruz
The actress had a great resting bitch face and I want her in more movies
Kevin Brown
No practical effects and the main girl is supposed to be UGLY like the author constantly describes how UGLY she is
Alexander White
Yes. It was also a vessel for Tom to grow as a character. He starts of by constantly thinking of her as ugly, then he realizes there's more to a person than looks.
Luis Kelly
The lead guy looked like he had a plastic face. It was really distracting