Set in France at around 30,000 BC

>unknown actors
meh, let's cast the popular ones.
>Ron Pearlman as Gurg (lead neanderthal)
>Ana de Armas as Gurgina (lead's love interest)
>Liam Cunningham as Urgghh (lead's best friend)
>Michael Fassbender as Grrrrhh (rogue half-breed neanderthal and Cro Magnon)
>Tom Hardy as Huuuurrr (a silent neanderthal hunter/warrior)
>Henry Cavill as main Erik (main Cro Magnon villain)
>Idris Elba as Chadrone (second in command of the main villain)
>Mark Hamill as Luuuke (Cro Magnon shaman)
>Charles Dance as Erik Sr. (Cro Magnon leader/patriarch)
>Andy Serkis as a cave bear.
Rate my cast.

>ywn steal a hairy pusy neanderthal wife
why live

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Will be condemned for racism and right-wing pandering.

>tfw I come into a thread and the comment I was going to make is already here

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Sausagefest/10

Rec me some pre-historic kinos bros
This shit is fucking crazy. We have advanced so much in 50 years. 2000 years seems ancient. Imagine having a difference of 21 thousand years, how much and how little could have happened inbetween, all thousands of years of humans just wandering around hunting and settling before moving on.

it's called quest for fire are you asking for the name or what is this thread?

I laughed

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What did you think of this?

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>subtitles only, language spoken is created by linguists to be an approximation towards proto-indoeuropean
Indo-European language speakers started migrating to Europe perhaps since 2500 BC or so. Basque will probably be a better fit.

Iceman is the only movie ive ever seen with a non-cringe caveman performance

John Lone is an underrated actor

If you are going to give the neanderthal a love interest shouldn't she at least be a big girl? Maybe that big chick from Mandalorian.

I liked it.

>Cave of Forgotten Dreams
>Walking with Beasts (episode 4 & 6)
>Walking with Caveman
>10,000 BC (it sucked, but hey it's prehistory)
>Quest for Fire
>The Croods
>The Flintstones (1994)

Neat

>Remember, no homo.
*kills them all*

moggs my pitiful drawing ability

No soundtrack is an objectively terrible idea. No soundtrack is good for close and claustrophic movies, not a movie where the main characters range across the savannah.

You just have to focus and invest some effort and you'll improve fast.

Thanks user

Ron Perlman is too old for the lead.
Cast Charlie Hunman.
Ana de Armas would work better as a Cro-Magnon woman.
Liam Cunningham is now leads father, who dies.
Fassbender is solid, Mikkelson is a good alternative.
Hardy...NOT doing a weird voice? Bold
Racemixing the Cromagnons is a weird choice.
Charles Dance as a caveman wastes his talents.

>no Bautista

>>they make contact with a group of strange looking men who kill the men and abduct their women
All Neanderthal DNA found in modern homosapiens belong to male Neanderthals

This guy as a neanderthal enforcer

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>set in France
>>follows a group of homo

Just the usual

>homo

lol

Almost sounds like apocalypto

K I N O

>idris elba
No sub Saharan Africans please
>meme latina of the day
She’d be a retarded child to the neanderthals, get a tall bouncy woman

because of CHINA

look at how many things europeans and americans have invented?
nothing

Perfect, but I’d have Tom Holland play a cro magnon teen who gets analled to death as vengeance by the Neanderthals. Make it dark and taboo and gritty AF.

Rrrrrrrr

The negro grew jealous of Neanderthal BVLLs.
White = Neanderthal genes

>No sub Saharan Africans please
He's British

>Are you sure you are not misremembering The Clan of the Cave Bear

I think it owes a lot more to The Inheritors.

>>subtitles only, language spoken is created by linguists to be an approximation towards proto-indoeuropean
PIE came from the pontic steppes around 3,000 BC and was the language spoken by invaders, which is why 1/3 of the planet now speaks some variant of it. But i get what you mean and something like that would be kino.

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I wish someone would make a show that's like a fake fly-on-the-wall set in various time periods. No fancy cinematography or witty verbal sparring. Just an average day in various time periods and places, with accurate sets, costumes and behaviours.

>just following a tribesman as he hunts during the day and makes tools and sits by the fire in the evening
>just following an average ancient Egyptian for a day
>just following a Roman soldier for a day
>just following an Aztec priest for a day
>just following a Byzantine merchant for a day
Fucking kino

Check out le Quattro Volte. It's a slice of life film in southern italy, so it's pretty much the same as going back in time, with sheep herding, charcoal making and a festival.
vimeo.com/35748284

I feel like Grrrrhh should have been the main character here. Remove Idris Elba and change him to Bautista. I think Ana de Armas should have been a Cro Magnon.
Also, cast Andy Serkis as more prehistoric beasts.

I have read the Wiki link and this movie's plot is almost the exact same thing as OP's. Is this actually worth a try?

>no Bronze Age Kino featuring ANE Momoa leading a warband of R1BVLLS

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I hate you so fucking much

You fucking plebs already posted it. It's literally the same movie

Nigger

>>they make contact with a group of strange looking men who kill the men and abduct their women
>>over the course of the movie, the group gets smaller and smaller
>>only one remains
"At least I wasn't racist!"
Fin.

>cast Andy Serkis as more prehistoric beasts.
get cancet

I'd watch this.

OP here, didn't know about this film. I'll give it a watch.

Imagine that in a series format. Like, every season deals with a different milestone in human development.
S1 would be homo habilis inventing tools.
S2 would be homo erectus realizing he can smash rocks together to create sparks, thus discovering the use of fire (not sure if it was homo habilis, though?).
S3 would be neanderthals burying their dead, thus showing a belief in some afterlife aka religion.
S4 would be homo sapiens realizing the seeds he dropped on that spot last season have now begun to sprout.
Etc.

Liam Neesons as Nnggirkillha a neanderthal outlaw who aids Gurg but is killed off shorty after by Chadrone

>they make contact with a group of strange looking men who kill the men and abduct their women

I'm assuming these are meant to be Homo-sapiens?
Because this is just the plot to William Golding's The Inheritors.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inheritors_(Golding_novel)

What if we had a movie about a t-rex who's born and grows up and falls in love and fights his enemies and has babies and grows old and dies with no dialogue at all, maybe a James Earl Jones -tier narrator at most?

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>>follows a group of homo neanderthalensis and their everyday struggle
Why the fuck does everything has to have fucking fags in it?

Turns out you hit the fast-forward button on development once you invent fire. Once you get to agriculture you're on a rocket-sled.
And writing? Don't even get me started. That's the point of no return.

Probably could work as one of the plot for BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs. They already have a T-Rex episode, but whatever.