You have no mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld—that's why I favor you

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MY COCK RAGES ON MY COCK RAGES ON

first 2 seasons are undiluted, pure kino

Max Pirkis is relentlessly handsome.

the way he would stare, with his teeth

base villain

John Hanna is fantastic actor

but first 2 seasons dont have based Caesar in them

I wish to alter my bet. Everything on the one with the horse cock.

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that really appealed to you didnt it

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Fuck you thats Evie's older brother.

and what of good soloious?

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...

varro? the man was nothing

>HE WAS MEIN HE WAS MEIN

Wtf? I thought his name was Varro. Also he never mentioned he was german (from east of the Rhine).

The dialogue on this show is bonkers.

kino you mean

LUGO SMASH

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A true bro. Was legit a sad moment when he died. Numerius got what he deserved.

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His death was really well-done. The guy didn't even do anything to deserve it. He came off as a much nicer guy than Batiatus. Wrong place at the wrong time.

kino

I hate how they turn everyone that wasnt spartacus and into a jobber by season 3, also the black faggot was annoying as fuck, it's weird how i wasn't bothered by all the gay stuff in the show until that moment. I'm not going to say anything about the wost part of the show, we all know who she was

NAEVIA STRONK

The language is trying to mimick latin

...

By Jupiter, do I hate that stupid bitch

>t. Good Solonius
YOU COUNSEL TO SUCK THE COCK THAT PISSES ON ME!

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>Ammmericans

He was beta orbiting Xena too long

Not that I blame him, man has taste

So you're good to kill spartacus for me, right user?

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Glorious tits

The chicks and many of the sofcore scenes in this show were so fucking hot. Never seen an actual porn that was as good.

Choose your waifu

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too difficult
cant choose between gannicus two hoes and illithya and seppia

2nd row, 2nd column

What's her actresses name?

lucy lawless has impeccable breasts

What of good Cossutius?

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All 3 on the left > rest
Is that the chick from Dexter on top right?

Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

>no giant torpedo-tittied slave girl that gets fucked in the bathroom
Dropped

viva bianca

that was a good way to describe it lol. but i thought illythia had those kind of teeth too

G A I A

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SIBYL

i didn't like caesar but this was oddly horrifying to watch the first time. his actor really sold it

I dont know why but it always stuck with me out of all the great quotes from the show
maybe because her delivery was funny

yeah i liked him, even though gods of the arena did a good job of souring me on him and why batiatus hated him starting the series

I watched Spartacus for the plot

yes
pardon her tits, again

this but unironically

felt bad to see her offed. she was being a genuinely good friend

and the guy that does it such an absolute cunt as well
saw the actor again in ash vs evil dead recently and just instantly hated the shit out of the character, which probably speaks to him actually being a pretty good actor

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