"Freeman?" What are you, on a baseball team with him?

Redpill me on the collapse of /sp/

they'll tell you it was caused by the entry of the US to the war, but there was actually an insidious 5th column

Discount Michael Cera got pretty big for his britches ever since he landed that period-appropriate Oscar bait.

Oddly he was far more human than the actual Zuckerberg.

People side with him on this one for some reason but this is just... a completely normal way to refer to actors in a movie? He's not the fucking pope or the president. You don't need to address him as Mr Freeman. You can find plenty of interviews where people refer to Chris Evans as Evans or Ryan Gosling as Gosling.

It's more formal to use their last name.

r u mad :^)

In normal conversation sure but in an interview it sounds weird. I've never seen an interview where they call Evans Evans or Gosling Gosling.

redpill me on why I should hate him

he is more whitty than 4channel users

Because he is a great actor.

The nose knows.

I hate this dude but the bitch deserved it
youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ

Incredibly based but in real life he's literally just an asshole who plays pretend while someone points a camera at him.
He's not even that good at playing pretend.

Noice calling him out.
The Storm has a name and its...user!

I honestly kinda like the fucker. Could be hilarous to drink with and listen to him rant and shit talk random things. Why does Yas Forums hate him? Or is it reddit that hates him because he's a meanie pants?

He seems smug (like he believes he's one of his film characters IRL) and he has zero range as an actor. He was pretty much born to play Zuckerberg and then fade into obscurity.
Also this

Do you guys really don't see that she likes him?

It's just the usual crowd whining because he's Jewish. He is a bit neurotic but that has its appeal.

What a slimey stereotypical Jew.

Yeah I get the same vibes. I also get the same vibes that he'd also push your buttons a little too much.

i know its a meme to think this is a awkward bad interview that went wrong, but their are genuine autistic people who know realize they are both having fun banter.

I'm fucking furious.

janny and mod scum who were migrants from reddit banned everything, including harmless funposting and essentially turned the boards into sports generals. the leaked moderator chatlogs showed that they knew they were working against the existing culture of the board, and believed they were making it better. what actually happened is that the boards post count plummeted, but they got what they wanted, control.

dont realize*

Damn I wish they'd do that to this shit board and clean it the fuck up.

How could gookmoot let this happen?
Go back, faggot.

At that point you just deck him. What? You think Jessie Eisenberg would actually punch back?

and then get shot? he carries

What a cunt.
>do press circuit to make more money
>lash out at goyim who make less money than you
He's basically the evil version of Jonah Hill

>Go back
To where? I've been here since 2006. Just pray Corona kills me because I'll be here until I fucking die or this site does.

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Based Eisenberg

Based as fuck. Now I really like him.

Do you have a source on this? It's probably true but I want to know why you said this.

>needlessly specific
The Actor Chris Evans
>helpfully specific
Chris Evans, the actor that has portrayed "Captain America"
>formal
Mr. Chris Evans
>shortened respectful
Mr. Evans
>first time mentioning actor, informal
Chris Evans
>after first time mentioning actor, informal
Evans
>Unacceptable unless you personally know them
Chris
>exceptions
Military NCOs, Officers and Police referred to as Commander Evans or Sergeant Evans or Officer Evans formally, or by first or last name depending on how/if you know them
Doctors always referred to as Doctor Evans until told to not use their title as a sign of respect to their hard work
Judges referred to as Judge Evans unless you know them
Senators, Governors, sheriffs referred to as Senator/Governor/Sheriff Evans
congressmen rarely referred to as Congressman Evans
people from dallas and austin referred to as yankees
people from oklahoma referred to as subhumans

that is how it is generally done here t. burger texan

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Is it true that your governor is a dumbfuck who still hasn't ordered a lockdown?

Because bullet beats fist, user. Duh.

Only thing I can find that's close to proving it, btw. Esquires pretty reliable though.
esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a37222/kristen-stewart-jesse-eisenberg-american-ultra-true-false/

>but their are genuine autistic people who know realize they are both having fun banter.
Except the bitch complained afterwards.

I hope that they are trolling because he is playfully teasing her and she laughingly called him a jerk.

She cried about it in a blog post afterwards.

>off topic threads on /sp/: 7
>off topic threads on Yas Forums: 22
>off topic threads on Yas Forums: 0
>off topic threads on Yas Forums: 11
muh funposting tho

found one.

lol you retarded roastie. She literally complained afterwards about this interview. It's not "fun banter" if the hole cries about it.

Yas Forums is the new Yas Forums. Everyone knows that, newfriend.

thanks for proving my point autist

i mean...

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what was the point? im someone else before you sperg out on me

Be quiet, hole.

see

General threads are usually shit
It is always the same 5 or 10 people in it
And there is almost no traffic on boards that practice that
Yas Forums is the safe heaven for shitposters

are you not able to type it out better? i asked because the reply you are referring to is all messed up.
i write the same way when im drunk, so i dont know if you are drunk right now

See

In English, doc.

see

kino

ok. you are just trolling. thanks

I'd rather have a slower board than a bloated shit smeared board. Yas Forums is worse than Yas Forums for fuck's sake. That's beyond embarrassing.

if you like Yas Forums better than Yas Forums, i doubt i would like you much

nope.
but if thats how you want to cope, go for it.

80% of the poster on Yas Forums are bots there is no way someone manages to stay there for more than 3 min

I have no idea if the governor ordered it, but my county is under quarantine and curfew laws rn. Governor Abbot has been a pretty good one tho

Yas Forums is old Yas Forums bants
Yas Forums is reddit trash no wonder you like that better

i was being honest from the start. all you did was give me a pointless reply.

its not pointless. you would know this if you werent too drunk to follow reply chains.

it was pretty pointless

nope.