Why don't women understand male friendship without thinking of gay?

Which one looks worse now?

Roasties are retarded

Women really love homo shit for some reason. Maybe it’s because the majority of them are liberal or they equate fags to being male women, I don’t know. There’s a lot of fucked up fanfic out there. Women even see brother relationships and father/son ones through a gay lenses, it’s disgusting

Women only feel affection for people they want to fuck. Its why mothers hate their daughters so much.

>Women really love homo shit for some reason.
men fap to (hot) lesbians too

Most female relationships in general are built around what the other person can do for you. What can you use them for? Even loving relationships with a husband, in many cases if that man were to lose his job or become disfigured (anything which would threaten what he provides to her i.e. money and hot dick) she will leave him and cite the reason as being her "needs" not being satisfied.

holy shit all the bitter virgins ITT

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First browse of /tv eh?

Yes but we don’t project lesbianism onto healthy female-female relationships

Ain’t a virgin but yeah I’m fucking bitter, women suck as people and yet I’m compelled to interact with them because I’m horny. Shit sucks.

It literally baffles me how some people don’t pick up on the obvious homosexual overtones between these two. Everything from Sam’s insistent selflessness to the petty fighting/jealousy with Smegol. Tolkien may not have intended it, but Jackson certainly fucking did.

fuck off pussy

Woman detected

Not my fault you’re too closeted to spot a fag when you see one

If you have a relationship like that with another male sorry to say but you’re fucking gay bro

based faceblind autist

women don't understand anything

Because women don't often have true friends. They have a sphere of competition.

>‘Sleep!’ said Frodo and sighed, as if out of a desert he had seen a mirage of cool green. ‘Yes, even here I could sleep.’
‘Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap.’
And so Gollum found them hours later, when he returned, crawling and creeping down the path out of the gloom ahead. Sam sat propped against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo’s head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam’s brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master’s breast. Peace was in both their faces.

I'm reading the books for the first time now and just came across this passage.

I feel like people who make this threads about muh true friendship do so because they never experienced it IRL and don't realise that it's not such a big deal

nothing sexual there

there is nothing wrong with being a virgin, you should wait till marriage to have sex.

why ain't you married then?

Nah it is a big deal. True friendships are rare irl and only a few guys in your entire life will respect you enough to have your back and not betray you for a crumb of female attention.

I know I just thought it was cute. I wish I had a friend

It's a long story, and unbelievable at that.

I do, but only for 2D since real women can never feel companionship, and they especially can't feel love

I used to have a group of close male friends including a best mate for around 5 years and every one of them ditched for some female and now all my friends are girls :(

In the books, Frodo is lot older than Sam. They have a master servant and a sort of surrogate father son relationship. Jackson did a terrible at portraying this in the movies. Their ages are never revealed nor is Sam shown doing servant type duties like fixing the baggins garden

Women are sociopaths.

they are all 4 portrayed like in their 20s

hell even Aragorn only reveals being 87 in the extended edition

And pippen is never portrayed as the youngest so he just seems like a retard in the movies

>87
Bravo Tolkien

>hell even Aragorn only reveals being 87 in the extended edition
Because it's not relevant. Aragorn lived to 210 years but Númenóreans don't become decrepit until the last decade of their life or so (kinda like dwarves) so for intents and purposes he's middle aged. It's better not to touch the subject of age at all.

as he turns 88, he starts the 14
incredible

>Because it's not relevant
it's relevant in explaining how he's a better stategist than Theoden
hell he rode to war with his father or something

Also, pretty sure in the books Sam knows about the ring because he overhears what Gandalf says when gardening outside. In the movies however, Sam is just eavesdropping on Frodo and Gandalf right outside the window

>In the movies however, Sam is just eavesdropping on Frodo and Gandalf right outside the window
he defends himself saying he was tending to plants

Autism.

>Autism

>meanwhile, he wrote Númenóreans with both accents correct
mmmm

it's biological i guess, and also why fujoshis exist
i don't think they're capable of fathoming why or how men have friendships
also this

mutts even cut their dicks for them

In porn yeahy but while many women have the token gay friend I've not seen that in men. I honestly wouldn't know why any man would hang out with a lesbian

Yes, and I understand the difference between the media. In the movie, you can just say Aragorn was a ranger and got experience fighting in the wilderness. Bringing his age would open a whole can of worms and would get WHAAAT? from unsuspecting audience unless you want a 5 min long exposition dump.

1.) Blame the media for always showing men "have to be super macho masculine" and never showing any type of deep emotion besides anger and having sex with a pokerface
2.) For nerdy girls, it's hot. Remember the whole yaoi phase nerd girls went through in middle school? Some never left, sadly.

Virgins aren't insults user, they're just incels that never made friends with real women and puke up whatever they read on Yas Forums.
It's sad, women are like this too on twitter when they say men are only in it for sex and are heartless.
Don't let them get to you, just like the whole "not all men" thing it's also "not all women"

I really hope half of these posts are bait and not genuinely retarded. If it were the latter I'm afraid my idols were right

Because they need to be the focus and the center of EVERYTHING, and anything less is something they can't handle and denigrate. Consider the public views on a woman who owns a vibrator (strong and independent!) vs a man who owns a fleshlight (loser incel!).

They have to tear down EVERYTHING that does not cater to them. Look at everything else they have destroyed.

It's just a product of the normalization of homosexuality, it didn't used to be like this

For some reason I'm attracted to lesbians. Not sexually just casually

women don't get camaraderie

Because there's no such thing as a true female friendship and sex is the only form of affection most women understand.

the reason women were kept under control for most of human history is because otherwise they will just attempt to make anyone and anything a host for their parasite ways.

this is often true sadly but not to the extent a lot of people in this thread are claiming though

It's a pretty large extent and any woman who isn't self-deluded or brainwashed by what feminism tells her the "sisterhood" is supposed to be knows it just from looking at the dynamic with women she's encountered in her own life. You can't trust a woman with anything that makes you vulnerable or can be used against you, and any supposed bond is easily broken by the stupidest things.

I had a much higher opinion of women while I was still a virgin to be honest