Any kino with tips for getting a gf?

any kino with tips for getting a gf?

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It's simple.
Dubs and you get a girlfriend.
Singles and you die alone from Covid-19.

what about these then

Do you want actual, proven nomrie advice? Just ask for their number. Just. Ask.

Go outside, don't be an asshole. It is literally that simple.

Nice dubs

rolan

But I already have a girlfriend

Nice recognition of dubs

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Sauce

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Congrats user

Please take me sweet merciful Death

Rollan

>post yfw you never have a gf

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Dear god I want singles

Let's go.

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dubs dubs dubs please god give me dubs

love yourself and she'll show up

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This guy has no idea what he's talking about

Buy a jacket with a scorpion on the back, and dark sunglasses. Carry a matchstick between your teeth, and never say more than a few words at a time. Panty-dropper

lesson: fuck fatties

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Let's do this. I don't give a fuck anymore, bitch nigga

FREE FUCKING PIZZA!

is it over lets roll!

Don John

It's No Fap and Yas Forums wrappped into one.

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well shit it is over

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So are we actually lonely or are we pretending to be lonely?

>It's No Fap and Yas Forums wrappped into one.
he's even a manlet, perfect

it's just delusional that he's actually having sex

Last try.

Get Yas Forums user and you to can get with a used goods Julianne Moore

Honestly both sound good at this point.

Kek. Is that real?

Dying isn't so bad.

Trips mean you get cunny

please

Alright I’m legit asking out the girl I like. Wish me luck dudes.

God speed you magnificent bastard.

No one loves themselves, you’d know this if you actually hung out with normalfags.

Do you really need people on Yas Forums to convince you to do that

LEGOOOOOOO

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bros

haha

I honestly don't care. I want to die and the only thing that would make me not want to die is getting a qt azn gf. Either way I win.

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

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This is my favourite copypasta of all time
also rolling, obviously

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I already know it's singles.

Roland

never ever

This is Yas Forums dipshit

based quads

please help me

Dubs and I get a girlfriend.

llor

This is 4channel newfag

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Dubs and your girl dies after 2 months

llhh

Win win situation I like it

Rolling boys

might as well

trips and we all get gfs

Trips and none of us ever get a GF or even get to see a pusy IRL for the rest of our lives

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What if