IT'S UP

Why do they both look younger? Did they finally the the lighting?

Nobody cares about Half in the Bag just review Picard already.

>I heard they were being faggots complaining over nigger and retard jokes the entire vid
That didn’t happen though. They made a couple comments about how a studio wouldn’t allow those kind of jokes and then said the nigger joke is the best nigger joke that’s ever been in a movie.

y "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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I'm digging the Ted Cruz beard

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>then said the nigger joke is the best nigger joke that’s ever been in a movie.
Jay immediately started backtracking and said having hip hop music playing was ACKTUALLY racist, pussy ass niggas.

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>y "review"
You already fucked up

>They made a couple comments about how a studio wouldn’t allow those kind of jokes and then said the nigger joke is the best nigger joke that’s ever been in a movie.
Holy copedo. Sorry defense force but thats not what happened

>jay fuming about the racism
Lmao nice try retard they were freaking out

>thats not what happened
It’s literally exactly what happened.

>fuming
Fuck these threads are pathetic. He was laughing the whole time. You retards act like he was preaching like a typical SJW twitter faggot.

Nope. Far too late for damage control, they were timid as fuck and clearly tried to virtue signal

It's typical gen x faux edginess that never actually challenges the mainstream narrative or agenda.
>Look how apathetic and cynically detached we are! Nothing matters!
>But don't you dare say anything bad about gays!
Jay especially gets triggered by "homophobic" 80's movies, but even Mike bitched that Star Trek wasn't diverse enough. Xers are worse than boomers.

WHERE THE FUCK IS PICARD

How many threads do we need about this?

Lurk more newfag. I haven't even made my own yet

joke's on you, Mike's over 50

Fucking based and Fraudpilled

Why does Jay look high the entire episode? His eyes are focusing at a distance the whole time.

Can't tell if they look homeless as fuck or sexy.

not mutually exclusive

how does jay keep getting hotter the older he gets. jesus christ remember the days of fat amish jay?

The bits are back bros :3

Does Jay know he's not supposed to touch his face?

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Has this ever been successfully refuted? Especially the last paragraph?

tryhard zoomer fag
>challenges the mainstream narrative or agenda
>dude nigger lmao

I saw a longer version of this copypasta on lolcow with way more information, including the name of the band that Jessi and Beardfat are in

cute

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post it, the pasta needs some water

danzig is based

They're at their best when they review things like this. Especially when it's just Mike and Jay. The BOTW format drags things like this down.

lmao wtf did Mike mean about that Patton Oswalt joke?

Nobody is traveling right now because there’s a fucking pandemic going on. Is it really that hard to understand his pandemic joke that is surrounded by multiple other pandemic jokes?

They had him on a previous video. He didn't roll with anything and shat the video up by complaining constantly.
Also virus.

Either/Or, situation.

Don't worry user, it's normal for people like you with autism to have problems understanding people

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>no glasses

I hope Steve is doing ok.

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Did Jay have highlights in his hair back then?

Indeed. I liked their nice skit at the start, it was all great and topical humor, but that gross schlock they wanted to talk about was just a lot of do not want for me. SKIPPED that one, DROPPED, amirite?

>Did Jay have highlights in his hair back then?

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That literally didn’t happen. Quit listening to faggot spergs on here

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This is so old it includes Jesse

Push button telephone
Portrait of babby sneed

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The band is called IfIHadaHiFI

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Jessi isn’t in that band

keeps up with RLM drama

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It’s even more pathetic than that actually. There hasn’t been any RLM “drama” in over 7 years, so the faggots in these threads have just been posting the same stupid shit over and over for literally years now.

>Danzig is a pervert because he likes looking at sexy naked ladies
Why do they do this? Why are they so sensitive about and disgusted with naked women in movies?

guess it would be more accurate to say

keeps records of RLM drama

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they are gay for each other

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jay likes synthwave like every faggot in milwaukee, of course he doesn´t like old legends like danzig and ozzy

This my review of Red Letter Media

Mike
>An autistic fat nerd that represents the alpha of the group, antagonistic and arrogant. He will relentlessly badger anyone till they can no longer resist his star trek takes, has never lost an argument.

Rich
>More flesh than man. Rich is hardly a person having being systematically dismantled through a series of perverse psychological experiments by Mike. Wildly overdue for a cataclysmic mental breakdown Rich is likely to bring a gun to the studio

Jack
>The most handsome and normal of the group. Jack is the only member that is capable of reproducing and maintaining personal relationships (he is also the funniest)

Jay
>An asocial misanthropic film nerd who is trapped in Milwaukee. The only thing he loves more than pervert sex films is his personal collection of obituaries and photographs of local missing sex workers.

Beardfat
>Josh aka 50ybeast is a cold war relic produced by the USSR during the 1970s. Raised entirely on onions, Josh is the product of a long term project to undermine American interests and subvert capitalism. The project was abandoned after the collapse of the USSR however remaining scientists predict the inevitable metamorphosis into the legendary basedbeast

is that the same gun mikes character tried to kill himself with in Smiling Friends? Deepest lore

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Based Lucas