New HITB is up

haha more corona virus jokes ahahaha

this + phantom menace + wheel of the worst

a fine legacy for the generations

jay gu

I have a source from an insider within their social circle. He refers to himself as 'Beardfat' I have no idea about who it could be.

Fools who cross Glenn end up regretting it BIGLY

>record re:view
>call it half in the bag
okay, these hacks have gone too far

They misunderstand Danzig. He is definitely self aware, so self aware that he knows if he says he knows that it would ruin the whole bit. Or at least he's aware that what he does is ridiculous in the same way b-horror is

MOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEER

which is why old HITB was pure quinoa. they'll never go back now that they have celebrities on the show and make half of their videos about disneyshit

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you're a huge retard if you watch these bozos, and especially if you get your movie suggestions from them.

they gotta review more shitty indie movies man

fucking hell this was the best HITB in ages.

I don't really watch them but I read their posts on patreon.

I don't get it, why won't patton be coming back any time soon? Was it just a coronavirus joke or did some drama happen? did patton get cancelled/

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exactly, how would a guy who names his record co after the worst movie ever (plan 9) not be self aware?

The fuck... I always thought 'Mother' was by pearl jam

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What?

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I am a huge retard. Busted.

How many seconds before Danzig files for DMCA takedown? He's never been able to take a joke or criticism.

>watching them
based.
>getting your opinions from them at all and watching it for any reason other than humor
now that's what's unbased.

>still no Jay talking about Twin Peaks: The Return with someone other than Mike
>still no Plinkett review of Rise of Skywalker
>they still ignore actually good movies to talk about garbage
>they still refuse to talk about animated movies

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>>they still ignore actually good movies to talk about garbage
who watches RLM to see them gush about a fantastic film? With the exception of the Review series, the episodes of HitB where they have nothing bad to say about a film are the worst.

>Plinkett review
Cancelled indefinitely

>pure quinoa
Did they add a new filter here or did you just type wrong on your phone?

Mike is getting fatter every episode. His fucking neckbeard makes his neck look even fatter somehow

I'm more surprised that Jay still hasn't talked about Repo Man on re:View

>animated movies
they're all well past the age for that sort of thing, user

you've never seen someone spell it like that for the lulz?

I don't give a FUCK about another one of Jay's sex pervert horror indie flops. Where is the final Picard Re:View?!

Bullshit. This isn't stylized schlock like say Black Dynamite where they intentionally highlight the incompetencies for comedic homage, it's just incompetence.

They could have talked about I Lost My Body or To Your Last Death.

>Jack is now running the company

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A movie by Danzig. I didn't like it very much. Lots of tits, though.

FUCK new rlm

He was on his phone when they were watching the movies and he seemed pissy during the discussion

He absolutely loathed doing it

i don't get the joke about oswalt. did they fall out?

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minute mark?

They asked him to be a part of a quick Plinkett skit where they had him help Plinkett kill his wife to make it look like a suicide because he had experience with it. He didn't like that.

why did he come on the show in the first place then?

he only came up because they had some alcohol he gave them, I don't think there was an actual joke

nah he was just joking
Jack is actually doing a new show on The Escapist with Yahtzee where they "debate" current video game issues.

>Sarcastically, I’m in charge
Name one other movie where this happens

Mike decided to take a stand in solidarity of fellow YouTuber James Rolfe.

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patton joked that it was a god awful time but he's probably barely joking. the movies that were picked were barely funny or conversation worthy and he mentioned that he could have been home with his family instead of in Milwaukee. You could also tell that Mike got way too drunk during the video and barely talked

Timestamp?

Mandela effect

My dad is Mike Stoklasa and he said he's dead.

He was cringey the whole way through

Modelo effect

Oh cool they’re drinking Three Floyds, I didn’t realize they’re finally distributing outside of Indiana

The impression I got from what they showed is that the dialogue is so cheesy it almost seems like it's mimicking expository EC horror comics from the 50's, but unless you design the film around that then it's just going to seem like accidentally bad dialogue.

Black Dynamite is a notable improvement in many aspects of the films it's satirizing. I don't think Verotika was build like a satire or even an homage, but just another entry in the z-movie archive.