You're given $500 million to direct any film of your choosing:

If there was a movie that just had all the cute Hollywood starlets posing MetArt/Hegre style and showing us every nook and cranny I'd see it three times and buy the special edition Blu-ray

Can Statham do an American accent?

Film 20th-21th century Australia. How it turned from one of the greatest places ever into just another cosmopolitan "experiment"

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This but with Cristina Hendricks as well

every cent would be spent on it

wouldn't need 500 mil, would need 50 max. I would direct my second feature length screenplay, which has a 1070's bonnie and clyde thing going on. Would want two good leads, on location filming in new orleans and anamorphic lenses and a stellar art department. That with a 4K DI and customized LUT developed before hand

someone fund this man

>A man hires a small group of soldiers to travel into the amazonian jungle to look for his daughter, who has been kidnapped by the mother and taken into a cult who claim the girl to be the mother of the antichrist.
>Sort of Sorcerer directed by Lucio Fulci, or The Searchers by Craig Zahler
>Starring Logan Marshall-Green, John Hawkes, Demián Bichir, James Badge Dale as the soldiers, Andrea Riseborough as the mother and Mckenna Grace as the kid.

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An epic biopic in the vein of Lawrence of Arabia but about Rene Guenon.

Film a shitty one million dollar budget found footage film and keep the rest of the money

A shot for shot remake of Battleship Potemkin using the most impressive modern technology but every single role is played by Idris Elba except for the Captain who is in turn played by my cock and Vince Vaughn.

>The reckoning
>Two disgruntled ex-special forces and their old handler band together to remove the toxic jewish community which is destroying/subverting their sleepy, suburban town.
>Mel Gibson, Mark Wahlberg & Werner Herzog.

This but more specific.
It would follow an SS company throughout the Russian campaign in the north. As their advances grind to a halt and casualties mount they start to grow bitter and frustrated with the way the war is going. Increasingly they are hounded by partisans but refrain from mass retaliation until one particular incident where troops come across a village with a church filled with horribly mutilated German corpses. The commander is deeply religious and in a fit of rage orders the village burned and its inhabitants murdered.
From that point on things become an indiscriminate bloodbath as the front disintegrates. They kill peasants, enemies, prisoners, allies, and even other Germans if it means profiting in some way. As the crumbling German war machine is pursued further west and bounties are put on them by both Allied and Axis forces, it becomes about surviving for the rapidly dwindling company in the face of the Red Army, ruthless German military police, and each other.
Overall it would be a surrealish movie with lots of gorgeous shots of Russia like sunrises on the steppe, burning boreal forests, the northern lights reflecting on snowy wastelands, etc. and it would obviously be very violent. Protagonists would be some of the less bloodthirsty that hate their murderous tasks but no one will be an angel.

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I make it a tv series.

>>Name of your film
20th Century Boys
>>Plot outline
It's an adaptation of the manga
>>Starring
Anyone that looks like the characters. Don't care.

I’m in.

The Social Network 2
Fincher can direct it though

Sold.

>Old sag
>Remembers life
>Gets sad
>Takes car
>Goes to roadtrip
>Meets people, sees beautiful scenery
>Not sad anymore
>Dies
>Extremely low budget
>Keep the rest
>Live like a king, but lonely
>Get to be old
>As sad as I've ever been
>Remembering life
>Get sadder
>Takes car
>Goe to roadtrip
>Meet people, seee beautiful scenery
>Not sad anymore
>Dies
>The most expensive suicide letter ever made

Triumvirate
A movie about the triumvirate

Julius Caesar : Al Pacino
Pompeus Magnus : Robert de Niro
Crassus : Joe Pesci
Marcus Antonius : Henry Cavill
Brutus : Thimothe Chalamet
Marcus Cassius Scaeva : Joe Manganiello
Cleopatra : Sofia Boutella
Pharnaces II : Luke Evans
Augustus : Orldando Bloom

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Adam Nagaitis being fucked by the entire cast of The Terror S1 and Chernobyl.

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Agrippa : Jim Caviezel
Cato : ?

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>donate everything to covid-19 researching
>film them walking around and doing science with their white clothing
>virus is kill
>oscar people are so grateful they give me prize
>declined it, i don't need no prize
>Scarlett Johansson comes to thank me personally
But that's stuff for the sequel

Yeah that would be pretty based

excuse me what is pic related of yours???

Nastassja Kinski never played on a movie called like that, google doensn't even show a coherent search result, neither is an entry IMDB . What the fuck is that poster from?!?'

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Direct an avengers porn parody and hire scarlett Johansson to play black widow

>Allah: Lust for Glory

War For Cybertron. A movie entirely on the planet with no humans. Starting from peace to the beginning of the war, and it's impact on other alien races that had diplomatic relations with Transformers

- Star Trek: The Last Voyage
It would have been a 10 hour TNG space voyage, but that's kinda hopeless now (havent watched the Picard show but it looks shit) so probably a new captain (Christian Bale) but still TNG world.
Dont have a plot because I would hire competent high-IQ (aka not nutrek) writers,
but I'd make sure the tone, feel and imagery would be comfy (Think TNG series / original Cosmos series) with lots of philosophical pondering while staring outside the starry window.

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A five hour long Biblical epic starting with the Creation of the world and the Garden of Eden, to Noah's ark, to Abraham, and ending with Sodom and Gomorrah. Intercut with this narrative, there will also be a documentary about a group of chimpanzees

I would just give it to Verhoeven to make the WW2 SS film he always wanted to for an executive producer credit and enough influence to counteract the 1 in 10 choices he makes that are bad.

Or I'd give it to John Carpenter so we could get a dozen more weird but good low budget sci fi action/horror films.

I'd split it in half, and give one part to Paul Thomas Anderson under the condition he makes the Teen Titans movie he wanted to make.

as for myself, I'd write a trilogy of star wars films that I've brewing in my head since i was a kid. I'd reinvest those profits to fund what I really want to do: 4 films tangentially related by the four tenants of existential psychotherapy by Irvin Yalom: one each centered around the themes of death (drama/music), isolation (black comedy/romantic tragedy), meaninglessness (sci-fiction/psychedelia/PKD type stuff), and freedom (political satire/horror/thriller/black comedy)

A film detailing the career of Bret Hart, the leads up to the montreal screwjob.
Or a film about Chris and Eddie. Starting all the way back in Japan.
OR a documentary starring Cara Delecute, where she travels the world exploring the strange world of fetishes. We start off with feet.
Guest appearances by noteable people of their respective industry.

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The Golden Age

Set ten thousand years in the future in a voluntary anarchistic society spanning the Solar System called the Golden Oecumene. Technology makes nearly everyone immortal and tremendously wealthy, except those exiled from society or living outside by choice. The protagonist, Phaethon, is a member of a group, called the Manorials, for whom telepresence has completely replaced the phone and video-phone, as the Manorials travel and communicate as virtual projections on the physical world. The Manorial elites rarely go anywhere in person and live almost always connected to the Mentality, their version of the Internet. The Sophotechs, a superior line of computer intelligences, do most of the work, research, and simulations required by the society. There is only one remaining court, the Curia, and they rarely hear cases since everything can be solved externally by superior Sophotech intelligence and simulation. The entire military is made up of one man, Atkins, who most of the society has forgotten. The most powerful groups are the Hortators and the Peers, although about 90 percent of the society's wealth is controlled by the Sophotechs. The Hortators serve to convince people to act in a way beneficial to society. The Peers are the most wealthy and powerful humans ever to have lived, and they include Phaethon's "father" Helion, who created the Solar Array, a means of mixing the Sun's mass in order to extend the main-sequence hydrogen-burning lifetime of our star.

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Phaethon becomes convinced that there is an enemy presence originating from an ancient failed colonization-attempt on another star, and becomes constantly dogged by clandestine enemies. The peaceful Utopian society does not believe in Phaethon's hostile experiences and discoveries, because of the enemy's superior subterfuge and technology. Phaethon must face his memories, the reasons for their loss, and his original dream of space exploration, risk, and enterprise in the face of a powerful, mysterious enemy and his Utopian society that treasures its present safety and stability above all else.

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make ten movies for $50 million because I'm not a retard

>film about US Naval Intelligence in the Pacific, with Joseph Rochefort and Edwin T. Layton as the main focus, it would start with Pearl Harbor, show the work that allows the US military to prepare for Midway and ends with the interception of Yamamoto's travel orders and the final scenes are his plane being shot down and the message of "pop goes the weasel" being signaled after the missions success
>movie about Orde Wingate in Burma eating raw onions like a Chad
>movie about one of the island invasions, with lots of dead japs getting the flamethrower treatment
>then just for good measure a movie about a regular German who is part of the Hitler Youth and goes to war that just shows a bunch of Aryans being unironic nazis to piss off Jews

A 36 hour epic of the main character fucking cunny imported from all over the world starring me.

>IMDb score: 6.1

So like a reverse perspective come and see?

goodfellas with incest
goodfellas with incest
i literally don't care but they have to be attractive

a TV series during 4th century Roman Empire, Similar to HBO Rome. Probably in the time of Constantine II
On one hand we will see the regular plebs pullo/vorenus coping with the new Christian Empire
On the other hand we will see Emperor Constantius II, and the reign of Julian.

I imagine the plebs would be soldiers under Julian, so we will follow Julians footsteps.
Season 1 will end just before Julian vs Constantius climax
Season 2 will cover half of the Julians reign
Season 3 would cover the other half and would end with Julians death.

gay

'film', not 'films'. you claim not to be a retard but you failed comprehending the premise of the thread.

The Hobbit movie we should have got instead of that abortion of a trilogy.

>>Name of your film
The Doody Gang
>>Plot outline
Four lifelong friends encounter troubles when one of them finds themselves in a sticky situation!
>>Starring
Mark Wahlberg
Kal Penn
Saoirse Ronan
and Mel Brooks

Joaquin Phoenix being autistic and Mark Zuckerberg being a lizard
I keep 450 million

6 hour long incest movie with real incest

we should be co-directors

yes we should

Fortnite movie with a tie-in that has a QR code on each ticket stub for a unique, randomly-generated skin of varying quality from common (low/basic modifications) to exceptionally rare (extreme modifications).

A film about Lex Luther in the vein of Joker.

The first act starts before Superman has appeared in Metropolis, and establishes Lex’s high functioning ability, following him throughout the day as he runs his companies, showing his intellect, charm, diplomacy, and charisma in the day, and then his psychotic ruthlessness at night as he gets to running his criminal enterprises. We see that Lex is content with nothing less than being recognised as the greatest human being to ever live, and being worshipped by all humanity as the #1 human.

The second act is Superman’s debut, causing a crisis in Lex as his carefully controlled publicity stunts are hijacked by interest in Superman, who is effortlessly establishing himself as better than Lex in many ways and is stealing Lexs spotlight, Lex decides to end Superman

The third act is Lex creating a scheme, reorganising his criminal enterprises to discredit, and oppose Superman, and trying to find a way to destroy him, but he is foiled by Superman in a sheer invulnerable, unstoppable display of power. Lex manages to avoid any punishment by being able to distance himself from the plot with plausible deniability, but Superman is now on to him. The end scene is him reorganising his whole business once again in a much more unhinged manner to focus on destroying Superman, having become completely obsessed with taking down the one man who is a threat to his rightful position as the greatest man on earth.