What would Harry do in this situation?

What would Harry do in this situation?

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Deh!

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>lebovits
why are american jews so obsessed with mediocrities like harry potter?
european jews of old would not have cared about such trivial shit.

READ ANOTHER BOOK!

Women shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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>quoting a canceled TERF's book
doesn't she realize she's siding with the Nazis?

The dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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"SNEH!"

>no segue sentence

0/10 poor form

she would fight for the words engraved on our dear statue of liberty, while he who shall not be mentioned leaves the words behind.

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"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me: I lift my lamp beside the golden door."
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Why do you keep making this thread, tourist?

You have to remember these are the same people telling Bernie to distance himself from Joe Rogan because hes a teansphobe

It's not just Jews, but we're so culturally and intellectually retarded and dead now, HP is all anyone under 30 knows about.

based

Do these people live in another world where trump is actually doing the things that both sides claim he is doing?

Well, at least magic is more efficient than any scientific tests.

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What is it with grown women and Harry Potter

The Jews of Europe peddled filth all the time and you know it, Horowitz.

only their bodies have grown.

they havent read any other books

It was foolish of you to dehpost here tonight, Tom. The mods are on their way

Yes. Social media and 2016 exposed these people as the mental midgets we always thought they were.

I'm starting to come to the conclusion that I don't actually like Harry Potter, I just thought being a wizard was cool when I was 8

They're still children

By which time I will be gone, and you deh!

People born after 1960 are mentally stunted and can only compare the world to nedia they consumed as children because it offers easy answers and parallels. Like this fat fuck using Star Trek as his Bible.

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imagine being such a fucking autistim riddled consumer than you can only related to the world via harry potter

"DRump is JUst lIKe VODlemoRT"

Women belong in cages

It's why they push atheism so hard, because religion is competition for the pop culture they're selling. But now people that were raised on pop culture instead of religious and traditional teachings have grown up unable to understand the world.

Never seen Trump spelled like that before

>It was foolish of you to break lockdown tonight Tom, the doctors are on their way.

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based, fuck this thread and OP

have you never spoken to a lefty in the last couple of years ?

height of wit is to refer to him as drump or drumpf

what's the point of a test that doesn't work?

So they can make projections and see if the rates are going up or down. Which means they can extend lockdown.

Still shitty that the American tests are only 66% effective. It's been about 2 months and we don't have a test that's accurate.

um, why are there so many incels in this thread trying to use this twitter post to make fun of women when she explicitly says that the comment was originally made by her HUSBAND

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True. Atheism produces docile, consoomer societies.

Weren't those words literally added by some random jew way later than when the statue was actually built?

Women stop maturing at 15.

Hey, come here, let's check if you have coronavirus.

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Because just like the "my toddler just asked why we aren't tearing down this capitalist system and then everyone clapped" -posts this one is most likely entirely made up by her as well.

>take
Twitter needs to die already

The entire point of (mass) religion was to make the population docile. Both religion and pop culture consoomerism serve the same purpose in the human mind. Sure, one of them is way healthier for the society as a whole, but don't pretend people back in the day used to be some amazing radical free thinkers because they were religious, you're only making yourself look retarded.

You did it wrong, why would you do it wrong?

>but don't pretend people back in the day used to be some amazing radical free thinkers because they were religious
I don't think a single person thinks this is the case. It's just that, as you said, mass religion was much healthier for society. Ideally we'd have a religious society without any kind of real centralized religion.

does that mean we're getting an AOC, Rashida lesbian sex scene :-)

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AHHH FUCK. IS FUCKING REAL.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT THEY BULLSHITED TO SCARE US

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I'M GONNA

I'M GONNA

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Women will only read so much, used to be they all read the bible, and that's what they related everything to. In the west anyway. Now all they have read is Harry Potter, so they relate everything to that. Regardless as to whether you believe in god or not, I see it as a significant downgrade. At least the bible has interesting stories, and the magic isn't as heavy handed.

fucking kek

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Yes.

I'm gonna ACHOOF

The only reason we have the scientific method is because of clergymen philosophers at Oxford. Religion drove us to colonize the new world and advance more sophisticated forms of art and music. Why do you think the communists and globalists push atheism and secularism so much?

The healthiest societies have a central religious hierchy.

One of the best propaganda techniques is weaponizing pop culture. And who creates pop culture?

Because you need it to keep hylics in line and contributing to a healthy society. Ideally there would be no centralized religion, but that's only an ideal. It will never actually be able to happen.

American Jews are far more tricky and clever then the old outdated European Jew.

This ideal lead only to degenerate liberalism.

It really wasn't. To make that case you have to expend it to all religions and not just the one your parents made you go to church under. It just simply doesn't apply to many faiths around the world.
You also confuse the protestant and humanist nature of current religion with what it historically was. Christians didn't used to be turn the other cheek cucks, they used to be Knights who believed in fighting for God and dying for God. Linking consumerism with religion is ridiculous when many religions eschew materialism and advocate for ascetic tendencies. It's the atheists who have entire walls of funko pops and think captain America deserves to be a myth of the Modern ages.

American Jews are the descendants of European Jews

No, because that ideal would only be possible in a society without hylics. But again, it's impossible.

Spot on.

I wonder what her husband looks like.

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how bout you learn to download images instead of thumbnails faggot

>no intro
>/lit/ for ants
10/10 b8

I find myself posting pic related every day now.

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We'll stop saying it when you stop seething about it, so never lol

White “””””””people””””””” cannot think of any historical context so they use Harry Potter for metaphors kek

American jews are wannabe faggots that only seem like they know what they're doing because they own everything and can't fail

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I hate Henry Porter more than the Star Wars prequels.

Imagine being a grown adult and using pop culture for children to form your references and analogies.

>when tragic events and human drama would play out, people used to quote shakespeare
>now they quote harry potter

>@HannahLebovits
>white

Black “””””””people””””””” cannot think

I wish we did. That'd be fucking awesome