Today is Adventure's Time 10th anniversary.
So Cuck and Jake
Set out to find a new show.
It's gonna be tough
For a male and a dog on their own.
Here's a little girl,
Aw, Cuck's stickin' his dick in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that chick thinks you're a incel Finn!
And now they're crying' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' havin' a fanbase’d be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean bubble dyke and her beautiful vampire bride.
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oh... my... glob. is that LGBTQ+ representation? YAAAAASSSS!!!!!
>+
That + always kills me
"HAHA We can just make up shit as we go, Planefucker rights!"
I remember watching the premiere back in high school when I was 17. 10 years later and I'm still a virgin.
um it's LGBTQ2+ now
Hey! Then you can watch all seasons of AT and self insert into Finn! He also never scored, was abandoned by his friends and died alone!
Just download tinder
Even they got sick of tacking meaningless more letters onto it. I dont even get what anything passed the T is supposed to be anyhow
What a great ending, thank you post-modernism.
seriously?
If being a faggot is "too mainstream" you can invent your own thing and try to strongarm the world into compliance, there are plenty of progressive journalists, politicians and celebrities poised to leap on any old bandwagon.
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Ye, I know, pretty much remember how Finn was that sword using badass, that could pick up a building sized monster and throw it into the abyss? Well he was nerfed and became a pushover and a side character in his own show.
Also got cucked twice. Once by cinamon bun (actual retard) and second time his 2 best friends turned out to be dykes and stopped even spending time with him.
>and second time his 2 best friends turned out to be dykes and stopped even spending time with him
wait what? which ones
PB and Marcy, who else?
>ive been wanting a marceline gf since i was 10
Yeah thats gonna be a huge yikes from me dawg
glad i dropped it like half a decade ago
>people talking about being in highschool or even children when this show came out
>i was already out of college when it started
A toast to the unstoppable death march of time! cheers!
>zoomers think that being rejected means you're an incel
>zoomers think that what was between Fire and Finn wasn't just supposed to be him still hanging and his ex being over him
Try talking to a girl in highschool faggots, then come back here.
I'd be considered a pedophile then
You're not a faggot who feels the need to make this thread then. Do you actually think any one over 20 thinks Incel Incel, Simp Simp is funny?
the more niche your gender, the more oppressed you are
Yes
>ADVENTURE TIIIIIIIME
Tell us all about your superior humor
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Die you stupid m*le
>Also got cucked twice
You are retarded. Flame princess broke up with him months before because he retardedly manipulated her emotions. The worst part of that relationship is that apparently cinnamon bun was in his thirties and she's a teen. But then again its a literal candy monster and the anthropomorphic representation of flame in a post apocolyptic future, so age of consent is kinda fucked.
As far as marcy and PB goes, PB rejected him as well because of the age difference YEARS ago, hence finding flame princess. He still hung out with her multiple times platonically as a vassal mercenary, inb4 simp. Marcy was never a love interest, and in the last season finn hangs with her and helps her mend her relationship with her dad.
As much as I hate homoshit, in point of fact, marceline and PB getting together was the most logical finale relationship: shared history, and they're both thousand year old immortals in their young adulthood.
Also, in the finale Finn was presumed to be in a relationship with huntress wizard, even tho she kinda maybe- maybe not him with a kiss and saying she had feelings for him too.
And IF ANYONE got cucked in the finale, its fucking simon, by betty being an absolute retard by thinking the wish magic of the crown would revert if she took it out of golb's stomach. Fucking retarded bitch.
Speedwatchers get the rope.
I remember watching the pilot when I was 12 years old
6 years later I lost my virginity
Get fucked boomer
why would you show me this
the problem is that all the creative people left to do other projects, and the people that took their roles had no vision or skill
>tfw same thing happened to world of warcraft
I'm the same age as Finn
noooo finn isn't a real simp like mordecai
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Why are adventure time fans like this
At 21 years old* so jannies don't get confused.
Haha imagine bubblegum's braps. She'd probably just giant bubbles from her neon pink butthole with loud pops haha
This show was good for two or three seasons and went tumblr fast.
Unironically correct
Wasted quads
>stopped watching early
>come back to finish it up
>bubblegum no longer love interest or marceline
>oh yeh there both gay and end up liking each other
alright how gay does this get should i even bother finishing it
LGBTQIA2S+ *
The bee episode (breezy?) is the exact moment the show jumps the shark and becomes irreparable. It's the pickle rick of adventure time.
From what I remember everything was a wink wink at their gayness like Bubblegum wearing her shirt, until the finale when they kiss
no it gets worse
go back you fucking mongoloid
>breezy
What was so bad about this one specifically? It just seemed like any "deep" episode except had a subtle finn gets raped by LSP joke
the dad who died in the first episode of Batman Beyond is the biggest simp of all time
>cucked by bruce wayne
>raised wayne's son as his own and continued looking after him while he was a violent delinquent that went to jail at least once
>continued sending money to support the woman that cucked him
Anyway, it seems like all the cartoons from Adventure Time's era devolved into or made relationship drama a huge part of the experience and that was okay when I was a faggot 14 year old but now it's just cringe and I can't rewatch any of it.
It's not that it was horrible in itself it was just the last straw for a large number of fans. It undid some interesting stuff that happened and was just the exact moment where I went "Yeah they don't really care anymore"
welp that sucks gays and women ruin fun things once again
They stop giving a a shit about world building, the lore behind how Ooo came to be(like when the nukes dropped) and only reference the Lich every season or some shit to say "Oh, he's comin'!" But never does.
>imagine getting cucked out in the last episode of your show
wew
It broke new ground!
I get that reference! I got that! Am I in the RLM club now? Haha I CLAPPED haha.
that never happened user. Terry isn't related to Wayne
Feels like I saw the pilot earlier than that (2008? 9?)
>he doesn't know
I think the pilot is from the 2000s
no user that didnt happen LALALalalLALALALA THAT DIDNNT HAPPEN ITS FUCKING STUPID WHAT JLU DID
ohoho nonono
LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALALAL
What is “Adventure Time”?
I like the show
They did lore dumps with Marceline's vampire hunting, the human island, the elemental war and Jake's Real Dad though.
>and only reference the Lich every season or some shit to say "Oh, he's comin'!" But never does.
Oh so you literally didnt actually watch the show to the end. Thanks for your useless input.
Na zdrowie!
It got so bad that it ruined the earlier seasons for me. If you enjoy the premise "a boy and his magical dog have adventures in mysterious new places" forget it. Instead it's a mix of the same boring kingdoms ,""""hinted"""" romance (they weren't so brave cause kids are watching til the end) and DEEEEP LOOORRE(the more they explain the more lame it becomes). Also final seasons the humour really falls flat. Finally avoid Xylophone episodes like the plague
It's so fucking retarded. The Q stands for queer which was meant to be THE blanket term for asexuals and pansexuals and shit. How can someone fuck their own marketability up.
Sure I know. A boy has adventures with his dog.
I'm making my preparations to speedrun any % this bitch