Oh you think you could do better?

Why change something? ALL these movies were commercially successful somehow.

85% of the film will be scenes were Milla Jovovich's ass takes up the majority of the screen and you can barely tell what else is going on.

>85% of the film will be scenes were Milla Jovovich's feet take up the majority of the screen and you can barely tell what else is going on.
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>85% of the film will be scenes were Milla Jovovich's ass takes up the majority of the screen and you can barely tell what else is going on.
sounds good, but those fucking nipples are what do it for me

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Footfags need to be gassed.
They can cgi nipples onto her ass.

more like non-footfags need to be gassed

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>Remember the trailers for the first movie appear
>Never even played or seen a LP of RE before
>See the movie, think its a pretty good
>Goofy and shlocky but thats up my ally
>Years later actually SEE what RE was
>Wat

Id admit that they have SOME of the game's plot in there, Not-swat ordered to go into some facility malfunctioning and get some fucked up AI and mutant zombie's in there. Didnt even mind that the movies just went there own way in terms of plot while the games did there thing with sequels.

this is the best answer, apocalypse got it pretty close to the source material, minus the addition of the character alice, really though it broke down when they strayed too far from the source material

A shame they shelved Jill for that manfaced bitch Alice

The cartoon where it was an airport was kino. mabye i movie set after the nuke in 2 but befor movie 3 Where all is destroyed

id make it like a milla jovovick one but less pretentious

any random 10 year old boy has bigger tits than milla

I would hire Sony to start a membership fan club. You would receive text messages to report to escape rooms at distressed properties.

The original Resident Evil didn't advertise zombies. I believe S.T.A.R.S. was called Sony Tactical Action Rescue Squadron.

That was nice back then. Video games were like an accessory to your stereo.

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the george romero screenplay was a pretty faithful adaptation of the first game. why not film that? get rid of the native american stuff if you have to because it's current year after all.

Also to add to this, RE is about the characters and how they are dealing with the situation they are in. The movies went too far into action. They are more horror obviously, but the horror comes from how vulnerable the characters are.

That's why the games are bad after 3. Yes 4 was fun to play, but the first three deal with characters in a strange situation. Yes Jill was in both RE1 and 3. RE3 was the finale of the trilogy and series along with Jill dealing with an entire city of monstrosities. Her entire home and life being uplifted before her eyes while her other team members bailed. All that is lost after RE3.

Exactly. There is a great story there and could be adopted well into a movie, but unfortunately that requires more thought than
>durr zombies and guns
>did you see that big explosion? wow

like the second movie until alice shows up

this franchise is so incoherent. from movie to movie the plot and the universe rules change
ending of RE2: alice dies. alice revived. but has a chip in brain. satellites know where she is

re 3: the world becomes a desert. umbrella wants to create smart zombies for slave labor,
they have the ability to clone hundreds of Alice but want slave zombies....
umbrella is still experimenting, still have board members. still has doctors
but lost location of alice and cant control her.
they gain control of alice again. but satellite chip blows up.
end shows hundreds of clones

re4:
alice goes from vegas to japan without food or water.
clones died at beginning.
board members from last movie are gone. alice clones kill all of them. alice spends all movie on a boring building with nobodies. alice almost dies.
they reach big boat. somehow wesker was waiting all this time... sitting in the ship. ship is full of survivors.
they fail to kill wesker.
hundreds of umbrella planes show up for some reason and blow up ship and survivors.

re5: retarded underground facilities. umbrella board members return? the planet is dead but they are still running experiments? even though the planet is dead and theres no societies?
they have clones running experiments and hundreds if workers?
wesker gives alice powers back.
wesker needs alice and jill and leon to fight for the survival of humanity

re6. everyone died offscreen. wesker evil again. shaky cam. quick cuts. mad max rip off.

PAUL ANDERSON IS FUCKING RETARDED.
THE PLOT IS INCOHERENT. IT MAKES NO SENSE.
FUCK YOU RETARDED ASSHOLE. THESE MOVIES ARE WORST THAN TUMBLR FAN FICTION.

capcom freaked out because it was too much horror and too much like night of living dead.
not enough action. not enough fights

Make it about zombies and shit

So this is the power of autism...

dispute it

PAUL ANDERSON AND MILLA ARE RETARDED MOTHERFUCKERS
RETARDED MOVIE PLOTS. SHITTY FAN FICTION

Milla wears latex without a stupid hood, and spends the entire movie in a room that continuously rains lube
She shoots a zombie at the beginning, but he wasn't a zombie, he was me
And I'm the only one with the door code

I'd have enjoyed watching the UBCS side to be honest. Follow Carlos being reprimanded all the time because he's aloof and doesn't conform to Umbrellas strict guildlines. See Wesker in the beginning of the movie as a scientist saying he's going to leave for a while.

Then have the UBCS be sent out into the city to help civilians. Make it darker and more horror. At the end let them meet up with Jill.

>They can cgi nipples onto her ass
i can cgi my dick onto your face, but i still like millas' nips

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well of course they did, Alice is married to the director

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Adapt Romero’s script.

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i really dont understand why milla was not made into Jill.... it was so obvious.

THE LAST CHAPTER IS ABSOLUTE KINO MY BRAIN CANNOT PROCESS IT PAUL WS ANDERSON IS A TRUE AUTEUR

youtu.be/o8l8fzinjBk?t=9

>this is the best answer
Wrong, the best answer is not to make the movies. 99% of directors couldnt make a good RE movie.
>apocalypse got it pretty close to the source material.
Ah, you've never actually played the games.

Make it anime and have it based off the games

You mean the mangas

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>i really dont understand why milla was not made into Jill
Because the woman they cast for Jill was SSS tier casting.

Pretty much. Everything after 3 was a completely different direction

i meant why wasnt milla made into jill for resident evil 1

Mkay, pedo, how do you know that

Because Paul Anderson is retarded.

I'd just throw in a sex scene with Mila and Mike Epps and call it a day.

Kys yourself

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they're acutually fine movies. for some reason they manage to tackle almost all the usual bullshit in current hollywood

I'm getting mixed messages here, you hate footfags but have a pro-footfag image saved on your ifaggot device?

Because Anderson likes his Alice in Wonderland allusions

they already made a great RE movie. id use the team who made vendetta

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Imagine thinking this uncanny valley shit looks good, CGI was a mistake

Something like that dark waters movie except with zombies

Ok, this is epic.

completely remove Anderson and jojowish from franchise

Anime adaptation, 2 cour sets covering 2 or so games.
>First Season
Resident Evil 1, with a Bravo Team half and an Alpha Team half. Retcon Marcus
>Second Season
Post-RE1 stuff leading into RE3. When Jill gets infected, switch to RE2, then when that ends, switch back to Carlos getting Jill her cure.
>Third Season
Side Stories from Raccoon City.
>Fourth Season
CODE:Veronica adaptation, followed by a 3 episode reworking of Gaiden
>Fifth Season
New content, with Leon investigating a Spencer mansion, with interference from Wesker/HCF
>Sixth Season
Umbrella Takedown with Wesker mixed in.

I feel like RE works as a game but will never really work as a movie

Who wants to watch 2 hours of someone solving puzzles, unlocking doors and managing their inventory

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could not agree more

Make john wick but with zombies, starring this nigga

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