ITT: Film Characters that would have been better choices to take the ring to Mordor than Frodo
ITT: Film Characters that would have been better choices to take the ring to Mordor than Frodo
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why didnt sauron just move from his tower and go find his ring? for example, he goes to fight the white wizards with his group of ghost kings.
i-i couldve beaten sauron without a ring desu!
For that matter why didn't Sauron just fill in the passage into mount doom. No one it seems used mount doom anymore, why leave the door open if it being destroyed kills you?
>Fajita
Yeah Id let him take the ring, more likely to get it done than Goku
>No one it seems used mount doom anymore
Then there is no reason to fill the passage, retard. Congrats on torpedoing your own idea.
Vegeta would go full Isildur
>get the ring from gandalf
>flicks it into the mountains lava in a straight line through the rock and earth
It's like when you have a little job to do that's more trouble than it's worth so you keep putting it off.
there and back in 28 hours
The best movie in the history of the genre
thunderbolts>9 spooky riders
True
>Whats on the check list for today
>destroy minas tirath
>have orcs meetup with Saurumans uruks to discuss raid on group that left rivendale
>prank call denethor on the Palantir
>Block off entrance to mount doom cause OSHA says its a safety hazard for workers
Nice try, o Sayan prince
>that part where he jumps the trans am over mount doom and throws the ring out the T-top before saying "well, guess that makes me the ringer"
No one would have been able to have been able to successfully take to Mordor.That was the point of the ending. Frodo was considered one of the purest and willful members of the fellowship and even he submitted to the temptation at the last minute. The only other options might have been Sam but mind you Frodo was wearing the ring for most of the journey and the temptation only gotten worse to the closer he got to Mordor. Sam might have been tempted too.
But if Op wants a meme answer, I'd say Hank would have been a good ring bearer.
Thats the worst idea. Imagine a gollum looking vegeta flying around blowing up planets so no one else could get his precious. The ring would corrupt him faster then a kardashian on a black dick.
>Frodo was considered one of the purest and willful members of the fellowship
lulz Matrix literally only cares about his daughter. He'd throw it in if it meant hed get to go home
Frodo was a pussy and I feel bad for sam having to listen to his whining
>flies over mount doom and drops it in
no excuses about eagles being outside the conflict at least
Remember that time Majin Vegeta killed a bunch of people at the 25th World Martial Arts Tournament? Imagine that happening all over again, but a million times worse.
But what if Sauron brings King Kong in to guard the mountain?
>leave the ring to me
I'm putting together a team . .
>Imagine that happening all over again, but a million times worse.
mouse from Mouse Hunt
>Puts on ring
>Invisible
>Fast as fuck
>More powerful
>Kino invisible final flash
>Still gets beat by a literal retard
because the director is a hack, lets just leave it at that. desu
>he thinks goku could take uber fajita
You know for a fact Kakarot would pull out some bullshit transformation to save the day
Mount Doom is one dangerous place
>Fellowship never tries to capture a berserker and reprogram it like a terminator
why
Kankerfart could super saian to level 90 and his hair be a shag carpet spreading for half a mile. I don't care, Fajita would take him and then we'd have yet another dragon ball quest to save goku so he could come back again. By then itd be too late
if the white armies ever arrived there, they would come with siege equipment rendering gates useless. The entrance should probably be filled with reinforced concrete.
The real question is, why didn't Sauron sense the ring when he saw Frodo inside Mordor? Fifty warg riders could have left the main army and at least checked for hobbits on mt doom. Did Sauron have a mental lapse?
That's Australia user...
I nominate Dirlewanger and the Dirlegang for the job
He was weakened from his force being shattered at Pelinor and was focused on Aragorn, who he thought to be his biggest threat
>I could have gotten us a reservation at Mount Doom...
>Nobody goes there anymore
>dies within first five minutes of appearing in his own movie
user I....
>got shot by legolas and survived
legitimately the most powerful being in the films
>I can't believe Boromir prefers Frodo's ring to mine.
Jason a cute! A cute!
He did sense it, but thought it was Aragorn coming closer, thinking he'd use the ring to oppose him.
It's spelled quite clearly in the books and it's the main reason why they go to the gates of Mordor.
This is the answer
>moggs Sauron in front of his orcs and shelob
Didn't he see with his own eye that the ringbearer was in mordor 25 miles away from aragorn's army?
B L O A T
No, the entire point of giving the ring to Frodo was that he could keep it from Sauron's vision
Nope, he only knows if it's near or far, but not the exact location... unless you wear the ring.
But what was his tax policy?
Clearly he despised taxes in all forms, including sales tax (as he steals from a store rather than paying to get around the high rates of California)
We'll have to tell him there are infinite TV dinners in the volcano
Because its a volcano you dunce, what are you going to seal it with thats going to stop lava?
Im not talking about the top, Im talking about the door way carved into the side of the mountain.
Why leave it open?
well duh
Ded