What would you do to her with a yearly Westworld pass?

Well you got that right.

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Isn't she metal? It wouldn't feel as good as the synthetic hosts!

her bones are metal

probably anally rape her. but then break her out into the real world and get her dressed up in sexy futuristic clothing

nothing. instead I would be interested in the snake woman or a handsome male host. find a companion to hang out with. Teddy would be fun to just hang with.

Hire Ike Turner.

She misses the beat, she gets beat.

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Who cleans their vaginas?

Nothing because I don't want some cyborg prostitute that's already been fucked by a million other dudes. Why would anyone go to some dumb Wild West theme park when you could just buy some sexbots yourself and roleplay with them?

i can say whatever here, but the truth is that i'd probably end up following jimmi simpson's path in the show minus becoming ed harris

Pretty much what most would do hold her at gunpoint and make her fuck horses while I jack off

Suck her toes at least once and see if I like it; if the park even anticipates that kind of thing.

Holy shit, is that my man DJ Qualls!?

BRRRAAAPPPP

No one. Once it's used they just peel off the flesh and reskin them for the next customer.

Give her robot boob implants to like say, a K cup. And then make her live like a dumb pig out on my new ranch. Damn, a year in Westworld would be awesome.

love her tenderly and marry her

Does anyone know if hosts canonically have a smell, and if it's authentic? If I paid to insert my nose into Delores' anus for an entire week, would I just be wasting my money?

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Supposedly WW has the best robots on the market, and there's really nothing like this level of detail out there.

But then you'd have control of the narrative and it won't be as fun.

why you into sloths?

>hop in

Did anyone else become really bored of this show once it stopped being Wild West robot fuck/kill fest? Like I don't care about the intrigue of the soul robots may or may not have or whatever Ghost in the Machine shit, I just wanted good consequence-free fun.

Brutal angry rape, especially if I knew then what I know now.

The backdrop of an active park, host loops layered with deeper meaning, was incredible, and the show really lost something when they walked away from that.

They lost me near the end of season 1 if I’m being honest

I want Naziworld & Romeworld. Each season should have been a different level

Why would the best robots on the market be wasted on some silly kitschy Western cowboy theme park? Do they have parks for people who don't give a shit about the wild west? I want to go to the ancient rome one

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idk I guess I have an ayylmao fetish

>Do they have parks for people who don't give a shit about the wild west?
They have a samurai world, a medieval world, a nazi world, and probably others.

Endless rape

Exactly! The way the park operated on a normal level would still be fascinating enough. Like follow the guests, the execs, the blue collar workers. The concept is fascinating enough.

Torture her with Snekfu

That looks like from the Jump movie. Is it him?!

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Naziworld would be fucking awesome. Sitting in your Bavarian castle with your hot Germanic purebred wife but also a harem of massive big tiddy Jewesses you snatched from the factories to work as your castle's topless maids.

Unfortunately no

>big tiddy Jewess

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>Why would the best robots on the market be wasted on some silly kitschy Western cowboy theme park?
because that's where ford's autistic interest lied

is marrying jewish women the ultimate holocaust?

Ask them to replace your pic related with my pic related and then proceed to win her heart every day for a year. Which includes sex in a barn

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>no Crusadeworld
>no Vikingworld
fuck this gay show

For me it would be the daughter.

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I'd rather be a farmboy from Idaho liberating German cuties

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Incredibly based. She has that dumb naive farmgirl look

I miss that dude. Where the hell did he go?

GodDAMN I wanted to eat Octavia's ass back in the day. I still do. God bless Rome.

>tutorial level town bicycle
hard pass

I don't get how it works... does the park reset every X number of days? How did young William go off with Dolores for so long when the park resets? I'm a fucking brainlet.

season 2 was dumb as fuck when the black robot had a free ticket to the real world but decided to go back and look for her fake daughter as well as deal with that random indian shit. the time skip with the bald guy was cool. don't understand why all the robots are fighting eachother in teh "real" world. season 3 would be cool if they just let us see the robots takeover the world but instead they're making black robot woman fight dolores. no point. also this "real" world is just going to end up being a sim and its so obvious

Black robot woman is Bernard iirc

I don't want to go to Westworld.

Kill Dolores probably

I really hope the FBI never learns to backtrace my posts from Yas Forums, but here goes.

Consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off and socks on.