I wish the Ring had never come to me
I wish the Ring had never come to me
Grayson Reyes
Adam Peterson
>who amongst you would be the first to take a shit?
>who is ready to lay down a turd?
>Gandalf lifts his robes up over his head and rolls down a hill, shitting the entire time
>an eagle picks him up and carries him away over the horizon
>Frodo puts the ring on his penis and his testicles swell up
great film
William Evans
Suck a dick frodo, just go toss your gold ring in the fiery pit and shut up
Luke Sanchez
>gets all the way to mt doom and decides “fuck the quest” the ring is mind
>only through a TOTAL coincidence does smegal fall into the pit with the ring
>Frodo celebrated as hero and gets to be immortal anyway. Everyone bows to him at the end of the movie too
Josiah Lee
Jason Russell
wwyd
Elijah Butler
>be degenerate past the point of no return
>spooky girl gets spooked instead
Jackson Davis
Fun fact: the ring make Frodo invisible because Hobbits like hiding
Luis Green
>Aragon puts on the ring it turns him into Aeowen
>Gandalf puta on the ring it turns him into a smoking pipe
>Merry puts on the ring it turns him into Frodo
>Gollum puts on the ring it turns him into Gollum
>Legolas puta on the ring it turns him into a tree
>Gimli puts on the ring it turns him into gold
>Boromir puta on the ring it turns him into MtF Frodo
Jack Cooper
Sam was the real hero of the story, even Tolkien agrees.
Jeremiah Rogers
have bonner
Kevin Butler
>Frodo had the ring for decades wearing down his defenses
>Carries the ring billions of miles for months to Mordor
>Climbs the fucking mountain
>Falters at the last minute due to all the fatigue of carrying this burden for so long
>Sam steps in and helps him the last mile
Sam is the hero everyone, fuck Frodo that hack.
Ryder Hall
Why was he such a bitch?
Landon Roberts
>Youh don' undastand muh brotha' wahs alwayhs in da spothlighta
Asher Hall
>noooo sam you can't just say those mean things to smeagol, it hurts his feelings
Charles Moore
If I were to point out the biggest flaw with the books I’d probably say it’s that Tolkien didn’t really seem to know how to write a personality for Frodo.
Jack Anderson
>because Hobbits like hiding
But it turned Isildur invisible.
Benjamin Cox
>lived all of his life fighting against orcs to keep Mordor at bay when other races lived happily in the inner of Middle-Earth
You tell me?
Evan Clark
That part was invented by Jackson and that’s why it’s stupid.
William Lewis
Scouring of the shire best part.
Chase Cooper
I still mad that Hackson cut it out of the movie.
Angel Hill
>Gollum puts on the ring it turns him into the ring
Ftfy
Luis Anderson
Christian Jackson
I love how pitiful Wormtongue becomes in Return of the King, and the implication that Gríma may have eaten Lotho Sackville-Baggins.
Grayson Watson
Doesnt explain why he was a bitch about the ring and to aragorn
Zachary Sanders
>can’t be triggered by these posts if u recognize they were written by women
Hunter Myers
>Take it Gandalf! I havent got a fucking clue what I'm doing and I'll be surely killed! You've beaten Sauron before help me the fuck out here!
>NOOOOOOOOOO FRODO NOT MY PROBLEM NOW BITCH
Zachary Bailey
One thing that struck me after just finishing reading the books for the first time is that Sam was alpha as fuck throughout the ordeal, Frodo was a little beta bitch.
Elijah Jackson
God damn it, Frodo is such a cuck.
>But even as Saruman passed close to Frodo a knife flashed in his hand, and he stabbed swiftly. The blade turned on the hidden mail-coat and snapped. A dozen hobbits, led by Sam, leaped forward with a cry and flung the villain to the ground. Sam drew his sword.
>‘No, Sam!’ said Frodo. ‘Do not kill him even now. For he has not hurt me. And in any case I do not wish him to be slain in this evil mood. He was great once, of a noble kind that we should not dare to raise our hands against. He is fallen, and his cure is beyond us; but I would still spare him, in the hope that he may find it.’
Eli Cox
I wish Yas Forums had never come to me
David Sullivan
>Expecting actual angels to fall to sin
I guess there's Saruman.
Robert Johnson
Saruman doesn't die in the books does he?
Connor Collins
He does.
Asher Hill
so why couldnt Gandalf could have taken the Ring off Frodo but then left it in an envelope? this bugged me.
Lucas Butler
>the ring is mind
omg the story all makes sense for me now
Joshua Perez
As do all men who must pay their taxes
Jonathan Ross
It was just a regular, envelope dude. The temptation to use the Ring would’ve still been there if Gandalf had kept it in possession. Plus deep down he had suspected that something was up with Saruman.
Oliver Young
wormtongue slashes his throat
Dylan Perez
Grayson Myers
Gandalf couldn't get close to Mt. Doom, Sauron and Saruman knew where he was. Sauron didn't even know which Hobbit had the ring. Frodo (and Sam) was always the best choice.
Asher Clark
>Bilbo dumps the Ring on Frodo and runs away
>Gandalf dumps the Ring on Frodo and runs away
>Aragorn dumps the Ring on Frodo and runs away
>Galadriel dumps the Ring on Frodo and runs away
why are the the important people in Middle Earth such dicks?
Lincoln Lee
>incel looks up to fantasy incel
Have sex
Leo Williams
Share the load, Frodo.
Sebastian Peterson
>through a TOTAL coincidence
Nah Iluvatar made him fall
Isaac Phillips
>Boromir tries to take the Ring from Frodo and stays
Based Boromir
Zachary Murphy
>I WILL DAKE ID
>I WILL DAKE DUH RING TO MOTER
Jonathan Turner
So do I,and so do all who live to see such sites. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the site that is given us.
Xavier Williams
shoot her since i am not a muslim eurofag
Asher Ramirez
>God did it
Gavin Jenkins
She’s a supernatural creature, retard. Your bullets wouldn’t do shit.
Lincoln Taylor
God the things I'd do with Sean Bean.
Brody Green
what about all the laughs it gave you
Grayson Miller
lol nothing can resist a buckshot between the eyes
Jonathan Stewart
what about a cumshot between the eyes
Kayden Ortiz
Will it ever be adapted?
Wyatt Perez
boromir pls
Aaron Edwards
i think we all know what we're gunna do to her
Tyler Thomas
>whole premise of the book is DUDE WHAT IF SAURON WAS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY LMAO
>book cover still depicts Mordor as a barren shithole
???
Luis Harris
>commie propaganda
The HBO series.
Xavier Powell
Greedy Gondorians ruined Mordor's land with pesticides and shit in attempt to oversaturate the market with crops. Sauron just knew that modern civilization is a cancer on the face of the Middle-Earth and wanted people to return to their ancient ways of living.
Alexander Clark
He was the biggest Chad, most human and noble character in the movie. Faramir 2nd.