Which Resident Evil film was the best Yas Forums?

Which Resident Evil film was the best Yas Forums?

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I went to see the Resident Evil series in the cinemas and there was a guy sitting behind me who kept on shouting out the "CREDIT CARD? YOU GOT IT" line from Home Alone 2. Like, every thirty seconds or so. Incredibly annoying and irrelevant, it really ruined my enjoyment of the film. As a result, I'm unable to answer your question.

Imagine these films without the Alice character

Apocalypse easily, fun as fuck movie. Sexy girls, good action, tongue-in-cheek humor, highly rewatchable. Runner up is the first movie, then the third one which is decent, rest are garbage

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1 and 2 were both pretty good. It's been so long since I've seen any of the others I can't really speak for them. I remember them being pretty silly and asspully though.

the one with sienna guilory in a skirt

That part in resident evil apocalypse where Milla almost gets raped by the inbreds. I coomed

Extinction, different setting semi memorable characters, death crows etc

Haven't watched the last one or two

That’s extinction

the tagline makes it sound like a movie about someone who's really smart and remembers things

Pretty sure it's a fanmade poster, and the line is from the ending where she has temporary amnesia

ok i'll let it slide this one time

yea, Extinction was the best one imo

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I liked the 3rd, then the 2nd, then the first in terms of enjoyment.
Others were hot garbage.

I watch all 5 movies every other year and I can't for the life of me choose one. They're all so terrible yet somewhat redeeming schlock entertainment in 5 unique ways. The first and third might be the best produced/directed, but 2 and 4 have a lot of fun elements. And 5's full retard is itself pretty endearing.

Apparently Paul WS Anderson was not happy with the way 2 was directed and openly criticised the director despite it being that guy's first movie that he ever directed. Personally I think Witt did a fine job and Anderson was just being a faggot

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The second one which you posted followed by the first one.

that guy should be given a medal for getting jill this 100% right

1st one. It really has zombie horror parts and no supersayian action (for example when in 2nd part she literally fly to fight Nemesis dude). Memorable soundtrack (cant remember a track from any other). There is also enough character development, remember most of them to this day.

He was just angry because more people were praising the acctress of Jill and Paul thinking his flat chested wife was going to be replaced

This nigga right here.

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I feel like the Carlos in the movies was better. Always liked that nigga.

Apocalypse was the most resident evil-y out of all them, so that one.

Your kino, sir

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jesus fucking christ, that's like 3 cuts/second

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Resident Evil >>> Apocalypse > Afterlife > Extinction > Retribution > Final Chapter

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More importantly, which film is Alice hottest in?

1, I guess? They all kind of blur together, I'm not sure I even saw the last two but maybe

The original.

What's their endgame?

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i always forget that jorah was dr isaacs in the movies

Only woman I want to sit on my face

Also RE2 is one of the best action movie ever imho. It's very comfy because time is up and it's night.

The first two were kinda bad but charming in their own way. The third was the one in the desert? That felt like a shitty repurposed script. And not sure if it was the fourth one that opened with the Alice clones? That's where I checked out, no idea what happened after

imagine those lips being with an inch of your skin

the one that had leon and ada and barry in it was based literally for the president wesker scene

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like it set up some cool stuff with fan fav charcaters and then at the start of the next movie everyones dead and they kill wesker by closing a door

>when a supporting character mogs your talentless wife

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I have such a fucked up relationship with these films; I got obsessed with them when I quit my career and spent 6 months unemployed, but I'm going to watch 2 again now because of this thread.

Better than Zolotova.

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Jill originally had a bigger role in the film but Anderson cut out like 3 of her scenes because he didn't want her upstaging his wife lmao. Also in the original script it's Jill that saves the little girl from the dogs not Alice

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Trips of crotch.

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Imagine the smell

Its just a damn shame that I cant even watch this movie again because the editing is so terrible. I can tolerate shitty everything else, but this quick cut shit used improperly is unwatchable.

The cutscenes for the remakes of part 2 and 3 are basically what the Resident Evil movies should have been.

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they're not good but not terrible either

too much shit like this

they have the same problem as most of the games. there's some idea but delivery is shit too often.

Fuck the games

why would you want the movies be even worse?

Damn she had a puffy pussy

Her daughter with the blue hair looks a lot like her.

Friendly reminder a man died and a stuntwoman was permanently maimed to make this piece of shit.

Are there any other movie posters that actually use a colon?

Jesus fucking christ I just read up on this and I hate it

I really didn't like how they made nemesis into a victim that we were supposed to feel sorry for and who even helps alice at the end

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damn every time i decide to watch those movies i think exactly same

Yeah but the make up was perfect, and the movie was fun. I think it's a waste of time to nitpick differences from the games

I fucking hate those movies. I much prefer the animation movies and even the novels.

I think its a story worth telling with some talented writers and directors, Id love to see a good tv show, in the style of maybe Fargo, telling everything from Spencer, Marcus and Oswald to maybe RE3.

Jill, Nemesis, Raccoon city, umbrella soldiers. It's basically cosplay: the movie and it's great. It has the least focus on Alice and is much better for it.

animation films are gay and look like bad PS3 cutscenes

>Id love to see a good tv show
Netflix is doing one, who knows what it'll be about or when it will come out though