MODS STICKY THIS SHIT

>only 49
how?

Wait, he wasn’t already dead? I could’ve sworn he died shortly after the episode aired

He's eating ayyg rolls with Jesus now

It's clear he had an enabler who should be punished. I refuse to believe this guy could even fucking function at 800 pounds

He's gone to the giant egg roll in the sky

Mods and janny are useless faggots who sticky literal who? Old as fuck people’s deaths.

You gon gimme just one little sticky thread?

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>tragic weight battle
dude didn't battle shit
he just ate and ate and ate
and now he's dead
that's what happens

metabolism

Thats what I thought too.
Are we mixing it up with another dead one?

imagine being that big
I weigh 158, I can't imagine having nearly 5 more of my body masses attached to me in the form of pure lard

where do you get the money for all the food?

inb4 everyone calls you a manlet

I am 230

my legs chafe

I used to be 170lb, I need to go back

>840lbs
How is this physically possible, seriously? Can some autist calculate how many calories you'd have to ingest everyday to maintain this weight?

I think james deserves a sticky, he's one of the only memes from this site that didn't
>didn't outstay its welcome
>naturally formed into new jokes and contexts
>ended up leading to a whole general being made to revolve around the show
>webm. is still the wackiest shit yet to air on reality tv

IM GONNA MISS HIM

Disability checks, food stamps, various bill assistance programs.

REST IN PEPPERONI JAMES!

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i used to be 250 which is already obese and was absolutely disgusted with myself wanting to kill myself 24/7

i cant imagine what being 3-4x of that must be like

I’m gonna miss that gigantic nigga like you wouldn’t believe

All these housebound fatties have people who not only provide them with food but will provide them with the gratuitous quantities of unhealthy food that they like.

It's partly the fatties domineering people though emotional manipulation and guilt trips and maybe a little bit of the 'helpers' actually kind of despising their friend / spouse and enabling their self-destruction. It's unironically fascinating from a psychological perspective.

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If the Old Man from Pawn Stars earned a sticky so does my guy James.

I'm around 220 and I feel like a fat piece of shit- I can't imagine what 800+ must feel like.

>"I EAT BECAUSE I HAVE ESTEEM ISSUES BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SAY THINGS! AND I LIKE TO EAT! I WANT TO EAT! I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT WITHOUT HAVING TO CUT BACK ON EATING SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME BECAUSE I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN EATING A TON OF FOOD DAILY AND LOSING WEIGHT!"

-every single fucking episode

Nigga I'm 6'4 and I went from 165 to 185 in the past few months and I felt overfull and disgusting the whole time. Finally I had enough and decided to eat only when I'm hungry and I'm already down to 180. I think I'm just fated to be a lanklet.

That feel when we never got the where are they now kino

>but there is totally no moral hazard
There isn't, the show encourages people to lose weight, not the other way around dumbass.

If youre obese because you have fallen for the eating fucking oreos which jews spend millions on to make it even more addictive then youre a worthless goyim.

You haven't watched enough of the show, a good 50+% got diddled by an uncle.

what a narrow minded little cretin you are. you will never realise the struggles us morbidly obese go through every day.. learn some empathy you peace of shit

moddy make a sticky
user make the icky
janny get so sicky

He died of coronavirus not for being fat
fatshamers btfo :^)

WTF WHERE IS THE STICKY

I have sympathy, but self medicating with food isn't healthy

Fuck your struggles. All you have to do is eat less. That's it.

Are you retarded?

Portion control is unamerican. This hero went out on his own terms. He lived and died a free man.

we made a bingo (LAYGZ) game out of this for every fat-kino Wednesday
post weight

Truly an American hero

What would happen if their caretakers just suddenly stopped? Like, they ONLY bring healthy food or food in smaller portions. Literally take the internet and phone out of their room. It's not like they're even capable of walking down the hallway.

Old Man died? When?

We need to set up a petition for him to be buried at Arlington cemetary with a full state funeral. I'm talking a 30 square foot American flag draped over his ginormous coffin, 12 gun salute, every enlisted Navy SEAL banging their Tridents into his coffin, a salute from the Commander In Chief as the last post is played, the works.

Right after chumlee

am i crazy?
didnt this guy die already a year or two ago?

Why do some people enable other people being fat?

Fat tissue demands very little energy to exist, and even if fat people usuammy have an above average amount of muscle to support the weight, at 400kg you dont move and thus no muscle develop.
Id say something like his basal rate would be in the 3000~4000 cal, but Im just larping

disgusting attitudes... probably all trump supporters as well

So thats why they are hiring new jannies, huh?

POP OFF, JAMES!

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lamo

>380 kilos
>almost 6 times my weight

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Is honestly be surprised if he consumed less than 10k per day.

food stamps probably don't let you buy garbage food though right? I'm guessing that's all he ate

Post N for Nothing of value was lost

>158
you doing anything friday bro?

thyroid condition

they sell their ebt checks or cards against cash

You're going to have to wait an hour, he's still exhausted from typing the last post.

King is survived by his wife, Lisa Raisor King, as well as four daughters, 2 sons and 19 grandchildren

>19 grandchildren
>49 Years old

HOW, JAMES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They just don't understand people have glandjular prahblems. Tell 'em about the glandjular prahblems.

I don't think you can call it a weight loss "battle" when you just give up and gain as much weight as you can and die not giving a fuck.

>star

Big bones

>tragic

Water weight, mostly

jus one lil eggroll

I dont know what the body weight formula is for people but I'm pretty sure it isn't your age + 791 pounds.

Only 49? That's like being the Betty White of fat people.

He's more of a planet honestly

>weight battle
NIGGA DONT EAT
BATTLE MY FUCKING ASS

No wonder gook is hiring new jannies

James is literally braver than anyone fighting overseas. A true lion of a man.

>food stamps doesn’t let you buy garbage food

Ohhh ho ho. The government can’t wven agree upon what is bad or good for you so that’s surely inaccurate. I’m fairly certain you can buy anything like chips and soda or cookies.

NOOOOOO

THE RICE WAS FRIED

I weigh 250 but I'm 6'1 and quite muscular under the lard from blue collar labour jobs I've worked all my life because I'm dumb.

This great man proved America is number one in all things. Think you've got fat people? Motherfucker, you thought wrong.

>Reports claimed his youngest daughter, Bayley, gave birth to James’s grandchild Aydan J’Mason Crumble just a few months ago.
>Aydan J’Mason Crumble

This honestly writes itself

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If the caretakers only brought them healthy food in reasonable portions they would lose weight. The reason they don't do that is because the fatties lose their fucking minds and flip out until the person caves in and does what they want just to shut them up.

You'd think seemingly helpless people wouldn't be able to leverage others into enabling their continued self-harm but they can. People are afraid of conflict and disapproval, they'd rather feed someone until their heart explodes than argue about portion sizes.

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>tfw 330 pounds
Bros, I think I'm next...

EVERYONE PRESS P FOR ONE LAST POP OFF

POP OFF, JAMES!

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stop eating dumbass

You need to work harder, user. You're not there yet. You eating your pans of brownies and tater tot casseroles, washed down with 2 liters of sodey pop?

Oh no that's horrible

Tragically low homeostasis + severe inactivity + 5 digit calorie diet propped up on soda, bread, and sugar.

Food stamps let you buy whatever you want at a grocery store, as long as it's, you know. Food.

So I need to keep running and cycling until I'm somewhat lean/thin before even thinking of lifting or crunches?
Or are pullups while being a fat fuck still doable?

Eat less, do cardio

BOOM I saved America, where's my Clint Eastwood directed biopic

F for this absolute unit

I refuse to accept that not one of their caretakers nutted up and went food restriction on those fat fucks. It's literally consequence free (except for them losing weight). Literally, all you have to do is shut the door on them.