What do we think about Bollywood/Indian films?

i've always wanted to bang an india girl, some of them can be seriously hot

then again they're usually pretty hairy and a lot of them suffer from serious princess syndrome because they're surrounded by pajeet orbiters

bobs and vagene
there. i said it. we all can leave now.

The latest reddit buzzword synonym for loser

She looks like she fucks white men

go ahead, get it out of your system
>KEK CURRY
>LEL POO IN THE LOO
>SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>NOT ARYAN
regale us with your superior ORIGINAL sense of humor.

They action movies are unironically better than 99% of Hollywood action flicks. It campy as anything but it doesn't take itself too seriously like western movies.

TUT TUT TUT

If Yas Forums was a film industry it would be bollywood

Shitskins

It's like soccer. It's probably fine if you like that sort of thing.

No matter how much I try I can't find indian/southeast asian women attractive.

MMM HELO DEAR
BIG SEXY MOOD YES?

WE MAKE LOVE WITH MY 1FOOT PEANUS

Fappable actress.

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Fag

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I can't get over this face.
But I'll recognize that India has just too many ethnic groups to put them all in the same basket.
This one is actually Persian by the way.

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not worth even thinking about it

>usually too long, 3 hours plus
>personal expression lost in translation
>goofy dance numbers

indians are incapable of genuine emotions

I have an Indian professor who talks shit about Bollywood all the time.

milk

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Everything in this video looks like parody. Is it one?

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

if you're white it's easy, just put them in their place

Don't know if she was ever bollywood but have liked Padma

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goodbye gents, i'll be in that tummy *jumps down her throat*

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Deepika Padukone in this video is fucking perfect : youtube.com/watch?v=h6lHUn20J5g

In the whole movie she was.

>moderately good looking Indian woman in India
my ex is Punjabi Sikh
she literally made jokes about 'uncle! noooo' all the time. It started out cute and funny but after a few years you start to realize its coming from somewhere pretty dark

gonna give that a look

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It look awhile but I'm glad he caught her

Enjoy bruh.

youtube.com/watch?v=0WtRNGubWGA

She's hot there too.

thanks, been meaning to actually build up a folder for her so may get around to that today

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Jesus Christ
Do the Sikhs behave similarly to the Hindus or no?

What's with all the fucking indian shit on this board today? Did they let you out of your cages

it's not a reddit buzzword you absolute morons. It's black slang from the 80s that had been adopted by the manosphère in the last decade or so.

All that money on skin lightener and she can't buy an ab roller

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I want to racemix with big booty indian girls

it's okay to be gay

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Their bellygame is top tier

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who told you to speak to my niggas whiteboy?
kneel and lick my shoes you cuck

believe or not
their isnt nearly as big a divide between them as you'd think. Far less than American white people vs black for example.

Indian women can be crazy hot though. Because they are a legit "patriarchal" relative to most Americans it's great once you get by the initial princess phase they become massive pleasers

Why is there never any nudity in Indian movies? Is it frowned upon or what?

Baahubali 1 and 2 are unironically kino

very frowned upon, even kissing was taboo until little over 10 years ago

i thought you guys are all about bobs and vagene

Me and my fireballs
Those demon hipster chicks

>then again they're usually pretty hairy
God, didn't know/tv/ was filled with a bunch of low test fags

I can appreciate their appreciation for bellies to be honest. Those guys know what a good belly-button looks like.

i thought all their actresses had to appear pure and virginal or they're publicly executed or some shit

isn't a former porn star like one of the top bollywood actresses now?

It's actually real and is aired on Indian TV
youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc
youtube.com/watch?v=APHcYegE6ns

i don't know, didn't richard gere kiss one and she had to on trial for morality crimes?

kek

Short for 'simpleton' but usually refers to a guy who puts a woman (usually a crush and potentially unrequited) on an excessive pedestal to their detriment. Kinda like whiteknight.

They make those posts in the first place because they're so sexually frustrated by a conservative culture.

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India has a really hard time appealing to the West while East Asia does it naturally. Why is that?

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