Malcolm in the Middle

>cooks
>bullies others
>becomes more effeminate as he gets older
>watches a dozen of gay pornos just to find one that he thought would interest Malcolm, when the neighbor told him Malcolm was gay
so was Reese gay? then who's /ourguy/?

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hal is clearly ourguy

He's just stupid, but when he's tasked he has lazer focus. His tasks can be related to his stupidity though.

this scene awoke something within me as a kid.

spic bimbo

The fact that they edited out the scene where her grabs her tits now makes me sad.

For me it's Jessica.

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in the end Malcolm was really ourguy
>thinks he's a genius
>family hates him and think he can do it alone
>becomes a janitor

you're right Hal is based
>insufferable "smart" underachiever janitor
>/ourguy/
nope

If you're going to be racist, at least be an intelligent racist (if such a thing exists). She's Jewish, FYI.

>spic
>spic
Clearly a jew.

I don’t know why they couldn’t give Reese a dignified end where he’s a chef. He suffered enough.

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I like her but she was pretty devious. I even fell for it when she made Malcolm dump that super hot popular chick for her.

>/ourguy/
if one of them ever sucked a black cock, that's who you guys would name your guy, lmao

FUCK

What the fuck?!?!?
Jazz looks like THAT?!?!?

so fucking based

Sometimes the one two punch works easier for you 4chin mental midgets.

>only grabs
>doesn't squeeze
was the actor playing Reese a pussy?

>thinks he's a genius
He is a genius.
>family hates him and think he can do it alone
No they don’t. They love him, they just think he’s ridiculously gifted and Lois has her own reasons for making him suffer further.
>becomes a janitor
To make money as he worked his way through a Harvard scholarship.

Malcolm is our guy because he constantly sabotages his own chance at happiness.

she was totally dtf after that stunt, right?
remind me why Malcolm didn't hit this?

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Because she's a gross looking jewess.
The real disappointing thing is that malcom didn't create some kind of mustard gas to eradicate her with

>remind me why Malcolm didn't hit this?
Because he sabotages any opportunity for happiness through over-analysis or narcissism.

she's kind of ugly, but she'd be a good practice girl.

>gross looking jewess
Yas Forums harder

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>it's okay Malcolm, one day, you'll grow hair like this, too
What the fuck.

Imagine giving your kids a big fucking jew nose and mutt brown eyes because you fell for the khazar milkers meme.

still worth it?

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That's your best example of an attractive jew? I guess jews really are ugly then.

It's in-character for Reese, he was a weirdo around women. He ended up having to settle for some Eastern European

Imagine never having kids because you're a seething Yas Forums incel, and probably a deeply closeted homosexual

>through over-analysis or narcissism.
I feel like it’s me but can you develop a bit the analysis part please

Jews are terrible but there’s plenty of hot ones with at least one European parent.

I'd rather /ourguy/ be gay than a fucking footfag, or a tranny, or a furry, or a pedo.

He over analyses everything to the point of paralysis or mental breakdown. He does it a lot. He has and endless internal debate going on.

Sorry kike, I have a wife that I fuck raw every day and planning on having 5+ children with.

I know the white man reproducing makes you SEETHE.

>Reddit-spacing
>lying to strangers on an anonymous Burmese finger-panting board
Sad. Many such cases.

Holy cringe

this is basically like admitting you're gay

Yas Forums loves sexy jews

>so was Reese gay?

he was sexually abused by the fat guy as a kid which is why he ended up moving in with him

>wait...I'm not gay. you're gay!
>Malcolm, check out what they're doing in that movie, and then tell me you're not gay

Nigga this is 'basically' accepting there's such a thing as the lesser evil

>Malcolm is our guy because he constantly sabotages his own chance at happiness.
This. Just on thursday I finished the last season. The MORP episode hit pretty hard.

she probably has a gross full bush

>and planning on having 5+ children with

never gonna happen. at best you get one and then she bitches out because child birth hurts and ruin the body

Reese's actor literally is gay and yeah, the character was too

God, I wish I could lick it.

She comes from a family with 8 siblings and also wants a large family.

>Reese's actor literally is gay

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How will you pay for those ?

>busted manface tranny "wife"

yeah, like I said, he's gay.

>Reese's actor literally is gay
No he’s not.

Via a combination of my decently paying 6 figure job and hunting for all of our meat.
I also don't live in a onions hub where I need to pay 4 Million USD+ for a house just because I want to live next to the local kale infused kombucha IPA specialty brew pub.

>the actor who played dewey got constantly molested on-set and doesnt even remember his time filming the show due to the trauma

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Footchads > pedos > gays = furries >>> trannies

Because Jeff Goldblum was hitting that when she was like 17 and he 55.

Job and degree ? I too want enough to raise kidsp

poor sminem, so that's why we never hear about him

I would have killed Lois if I was Malcolm. What kind of mom brings her kids down.

Go into business.
STEM virgin degrees are memes. You'll start off with an 80K salary but flatline there.
Business chads start off at 50-60K but are making 100K+ after 3-4 years and reaching middle management. Then it's 200K+ Senior management positions up.

You’re HR ?