If this scene was made today, what would be different?

In translation to our language (I've got book version that predates the movies) he says "no man can kill me" as in "no male can kill me".

Probably say I’m no man, I’m better than that. *takes off helmet* I’m a woman

Wrong

wasn't it the sword that tom bobabill gave the hobbits that really made the magic happen for her to be noman?

Incels would whine, so ssdd

“I HAVE NO BENIS”

In the books the prophecy is that no man can kill him (meaning no human) but the witch king still has a small oh shit moment when Eowyn reveals herself. But in reality getting stabbed with the dagger is what made him killable.

There would be no male Hobbit helping her defeat the nazgûl

It was a prophecy you stupid fuck.

Do you check under your bed for the boogeyman?

>Shaky cam intensifies

See

She would be black.

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It would be Sauron and the ring would then lose it's hold over Frodo

She would pull off the helmet and look into the camera and say "Fuck Donald Trump and Fuck White Men Women Most Affected By The Wars"

Prophecies have asinine literal loopholes that a teenager would feel smug pointing out?

ya

her shieldmaidens all come together suddenly in the battlefield and they all kill the witch king together saying "we are not men but strong women". Merry says a quip

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>THE FUTURE IS FEMALE BIGOT!

The scene itself would have been just as eye rolling as any other surface level Stronk Wamon scene. However, the marketing and brain meltingly retarded hot takes would have been 1000x worse and made me pray for a plauge.

Its literally copied from Macbeth so yeah

reee

Does that scene normally have annoying metal music?

That's unironically true. Women lose their fathers, husbands and sons in war.

It would be same but Yas Forumszoomer reaction would be different.

The music is actually from the book

She's right you know.

how many times are we going to have this exact thread with the exact replies

She wouldn't have been white. She would've been some shade of Zoey Kravitz with a nappy fro. Merry too, who would've kicked him in the nuts first, rather than stab him with an enchanted dagger. Momentary pause for an owie wowie right in the witch necessities, before an I *clap* am *clap* no *clap* man *clap*

Based post

Cringe post

always chuckled at this. so he just died because she's a woman? really? inb4 in the book. You lot can fuck off.

Tolkien wrote this in the 1930s, before readers were inundated with Hollywood turning this sort of wordplay into such an obvious lazy, predictable trope. The exact wording of prophecy causing issues is a staple of these sorts of stories for millenia, from Shakespeare giving the prophecy to Macbeth that no one born of a woman could kill him (His killer was born by C-section) to the Greek Oracle telling Croesus that if he went to war "a great nation will fall" - He assumed it was the nation he was fighting, but lost, and destroyed his own nation.

Your white fragility is showing

Yes. Didn't you ever read Macbeth?

She would actually be a man by normal people's standards

He died because he was never that fucking safe to begin with.
>No man can kill me
>Human males only make up like 1/4 of the population of Middle Earth, there are hobbits/elves/dwarves/orcs all over the place

>I am a man
and she would have a beard and a nose piercing

I mean... yeah, probably.

Uh huh.

It would be a black woman and the nazgul would be an old white guy.

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>"uhm, sweetie..."

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>nazgul would be an old white guy
that Nazgul was an old white guy already

I thought they were all black

Yeah but he wouldn't have a hood or helmet to obscure it this time.

>His killer was born by C-section
medieval c-section is always fatal to the mother, right?

LOL

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'no man can kill me' 'I'm no man' 'nor woman!' the beast kills her too, humanity is doomed
Or so we think until
Jazz Jennings appears and deals the final blow
'I'm neither man nor woman... Check your cis privilege, shitter' 'ahhh you've beaten me... You are a true abomination not even sauron could conceive'
And then the shire would blossom to prosperity by becoming more diverse and inclusive and welcoming a vibrant community of orc economic migrants into its community

>I was using the old term "man" to mean all hu-
>gets stabbed in the face

fucking rad

Usually they did it after the mother already died but yeah

Get laid
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>I thought they were all black
The only black people in the Middle earth are haradrim from the far south.
But Tolkien was generic with "black skin" as description, they could be brown as a dark skinned indians or black as andamaneses

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>Merry watching the females tear apart the orcs like they're the ghost army Aragorn brings.
>Merry looks to the camera
>"I'm okay with age of man ending if this is what the next age brings us"

Thank God that got cut from the movie.

Not always, but most of the time. I think Caesar's mom lived, but not the one they named it after