600lb life guy

James K has passed away at the age of 49. His obituary;

" James Dale King, age 49, of Paducah, passed away on Friday, April 3, 2020 at Saint Thomas Midtown in Nashville.

James was born in Elmhurst, Illinois on June 6, 1970. He was a loving husband, son, brother, daddy and “pappy” to his grandchildren. James loved sports, especially wrestling, hockey and baseball. James’ favorite team to cheer for was the Chicago Cubs. His other hobbies included fishing and communicating to friends across the country on his CB Radio under the handle “Cracker Jack”.

will he get his sticky?

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>a random average american dies
>sticky

>this fat fuck had a wife and children
>I, a perfectly healthy, fit, intelligent national-socialist man, don't
fuck this gay earth

NO DUDE IT WAS CORONAVIRUS THAT KILLED HIM WITH NO UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES!

>One little ol' sticky?

how sad haha

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Grandfather in his 40s?

Oh no why did he go so young??

>Knocks girl up when he's 20
>Daughter gets knocked up when she's 20

It happens. It shouldn't happen because it's normally two welfare-enabled births, but it does.

>His other hobbies included fishing
What? From his bed?

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is he the guy being washed by family members in that extremely depressing webm?

Eating it from his plate.

No he's the
>MUH LAYEGS
guys

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and he burned so very, very brightly.

Especially when there's so much fuel to burn.

Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence.

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When the sun has set no candle can replace it.

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looks like Spanky

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>oh that little shit died?
>how terrible haha!

You really think people will say this out loud?

>People surprised about someone becoming a grandfather at 49

50 years ago you were suppossed to be a grandfather at 39

Suptv?

no you weren't incel

>This literal Jabba monstrosity had children and grandchildren but you probably never will
What a world.

he's in egg roll heaven now boys

F

cause they probably all died by 45

mission accomplished Lisa

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His legs will never hurt again.

He's at the all you can eat buffet in the sky

RIP in piece

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is that his foot?

yes, watch the episode

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BLITT & GAINES

F

fishing food out of bags

oh go shoot up a school

>I, a perfectly healthy, fit, intelligent national-socialist man, don't
>socialist
Thank God.

Hail to the King! His episode was the most kino of all!

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F

>tfw this is what my gal pal oneitis from school thinks about me right now
brb shooting up school

>James and Lisa Raisor’s daughter Bayley gave birth to her first child and her parents’ first grandchild last summer. Bayley and her partner Clinteze’s baby boy, Aydan J’Mason Crumble, was born last August 21st at 8:31 AM.

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It's insane how far his legs are split open. That must have been extremely uncomfortable to sit with your legs spread out like that 24/7

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>that must have been extremely uncomfortable
morbidly obese people lose all sensation in their periphery eventually, and in severe cases like this he can't feel his legs, nor can he feel the gas gangrene setting in.
the fact you feel any empathy towards this creature shows you're a fat fuck yourself who will burn in hell for all eternity in penance.

She got knocked up by a guy called Clinteze Crumble?

Based and Truthpilled.

oh fuck haha

>especially wrestling
Yeah, wrestling with the bag of cheetohs because he can't open it.

no they didnt you complete retard

Is this the fatass that pissed off Dr. Now every time?

RIP you absolute unit. Pushed the his human body to the extremes. I wish he had gotten to the big 1000.

RIP
The soap factory will be getting in touch shortly

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>national-socialist

Nice bait

Jews aren’t allowed here sir.

STICKY
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>49
The blubber that burns twice as bright burns half as long

>James is survived by his wife, Lisa Raisor King of Paducah; father, Donald Elwood King of Paducah; four daughters, Carrie Raisor (Ryan), Krystle Langston (Joseph), Courtney Parks (Josh) and Bayley King, all of Paducah; two sons, Daemian Raisor (Lindsey) and Austin Raisor King (Olivia), all of Paducah; one brother, Donald King (Carol) of Paducah; step-sisters, Melinda Hicks (Todd) and Maggie Held (Jay), both of Paducah; two step-brothers, John Vogt (Sheila) and David Vogt, both of Paducah; 19 grandchildren.
>19 grandchildren

If this guy wasn’t 800lbs he probably could have lived to 100 with those genetics.

James is more influential than any shitty actor or director who's gotten stickies before.

>James loved sports
>...cheering for sports teams, that is
Thanks for clearing that up, I thought he was a world class athlete for a second

Well if we’re talking about the hunger games...

rip in pepperoni

>19 grandchildren

Lol apparently this guy is, from and evolutionary standpoint, more fit than 99% of the human population. Survival of the fittest, right?

Where is your (((evolution))) now, darwincucks?