Uhhh based?

does the christian god require or say he requires services?

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Russian Patriarch said you won't betray God by not visiting church in this situation but you will betray God if someone dies because you infected them.

Religions in America are hyper businesses. Expect lots of collection plates to be going around.

Based

But user, Russia is evil. The media says so.

>being a protestant
i sure hope you guys don't do this

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Now that's good religion.

Based

>again
When was the first time?

Mohammed got his shit pushed in the first time around and ran like a coward.

They are all gonna be able to meet him in person real soon

Religious people are retarded

God: Stay at home, dumbfuck.

>buying your sins away
We need another door nailing.

You mean by serving as a lesson to keep all religious fags alive? I know. They ruined the great cleansing.

When they started being subsidized by the blue states

That's like asking when the first chicken was hatched. We don't know, we just know that it's happened constantly since then.

>religious nutters wipe themselves out by going to church
>all part of god's plan

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Why doesn't God just cure them virus. Checkmate atheists

No.

The megapastors have bills to pay, though.

Ever since the 2008 depression when Red States became welfare leeches while Blue States became supporters. It's pretty funny obviously, not only are Blue States cucked by lefties but also have to pay for Cletus's pickup truck

not tv
not film
honestly fuck off and slash or die you little cave ape, no one cares

works in mysterious ways, my homeslice

Atheist incels getting dabbed on by faithful boomers

SKATE OR DIE

I wonder if there's a connection between places like Iran (literally a theocracy), Italy (most Catholic country in the world), Israel, and the US (the Deep South would be a theocracy if we let them) being especially hard-hit by the virus.

>the orthodox kikes constantly ignore quarantine/social distancing recommendations
>it's never talked about
>some christians show up for palm sunday mass
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Christians in principle don't fear bodily death the same way materialists do so it makes sense.

since the end of the postwar industrial boom in the midwest.

What about new york?

Based? Based on what?

They should look to technology to fix the problem. Do a livestream.

Oh well, if it means a few more dead Christcucks, who gives a shit.

I feel like its slightly unfair to single out Iran when they are a contender for the most heavily sanctioned nation on Earth even during this pandemic.

there are under a million orthodox jews in the US. the whole middle of the country is built out of megachurches.

based old christcuck dying en masse

yeah that's what I thought

>it's never talked about

Yes it is. They were also being talked about and criticized during the measles outbreak last year in New York City.

>some christians show up for palm sunday mass

Christians make up far larger portion of the country than Orthodox Jews, so of course what they do has larger news coverage.

>they have been worshipping Papa Nurgle this whole time without realizing.

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I live two counties away from an orthodox town and I'm constantly getting news reports about them spreading the virus. Stop being a whiny bitch.

This.
We’re experiencing active natural selection.

Holy monday to friday BASED

>mfw even fucking muslims closed their mosque down, but americans won't close their churches down

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Some Orthodox do that too. Can't wait for all of them to die off.

classic reddit reply

B-b-b-but muh joooooooooooos

ok now this is based

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Darwinian eugenics in action.

Ironic; in their rejection of evolution, they embodied it.

>NOOO YOU MUST LET US GO AND PRAY TO OUR INVISIBLE SKYDADDY TO THANK HIM FOR THIS CURRENT MISERY HE'S BESTOWING ON US FOR NO REASON.

yes

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You're welcome

Lmao why are you fedora lords so upset? Shouldn't you be happy they are willfully endangering themselves

who cares, they bring it to themselves

Reminder that it's the equivalent of a mild strain of the flu.
>Deaths overreported
>Death rate massively inflated because scientests refuse to test people
>death rate in under 45s virtually 0
>99% of people who die with it didn't die FROM it

yeah get back to watching the news goy

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>thinking atheists breed
You fat fags were already staying home

Unlikely christcucks I don't enjoy seeing people get hurt just because I don't agree with them.

>>NOOO YOU MUST LET US GO AND PRAY TO OUR INVISIBLE SKYDADDY TO THANK HIM FOR THIS CURRENT MISERY HE'S BESTOWING ON US FOR NO REASON.

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>le kike on a stick
Time to range ban Israel

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>all these tourists in here believing cuomo's whining about hour rural areas will he affected just as badly as nyc
>mfw all the cityfags are dying because they live like rats

This are the most reddit posts I've read all week.

>SCIENTIST SAY VIRUS BAD FOR YOU THEREFORE IT REAL

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t. has 'punch nazis' in his twitter bio

Just moved to AL.

5,000,000 people. 1,600 cases. 50 deaths.

That's way less than 1% of people have it.

BETTER SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY AND NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE

>for no reason

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>I've seen something like this before on tv
smooth brain take

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NY and Cali are the worst hit states LMAO

Lefty fags seething on respirators

>act like muslims, goy

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I serve God Jehovah. Not Man. Not Virus. Amen.

>ER and reanimation wards clogged in all major cities.
>people in France have to be evacuated to lesser hit regions in modified trains
>retirement home becoming literal Auschwitzes
>morgues are full
>Young people spending 15 days breathing with a machine, not dying, just having a 40° flu for 2 weeks.
just a-a flu I swear

Lefty states like Washington and California successfully flattened the curve, hayseed.

washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/01/lockdown-coronavirus-california-data/

They're all bad. Go to its source.

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Rent free.

It's not just closeness anymore. They suggest not wearing a mask and talking or breathing can spread it.

>It's natural selection in action

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I remember when Yas Forums still laughed at mental midgets like this

I know, right. It's only really jew york and seattle who are having a bad time of it.
Its what they get for choosing a life of riding on hobo filled subway trains every day.

this

BASED

>fuck science and fuck government
>gets infected
>help me modern medicine and lung ventilators
dude just pray away the virus lmao

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Yes, that is how much you pay your parents to live in the spare room.

We are experiencing natural selection but it is at the societal level; China has won. Western civilzation is over.

Fuck off, Chang.

Because there was no room for me in the inn.