>*holds slice vertically*
>WOOOW THE CONDIMENTS ARE FALLING OFF OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN
*holds slice vertically*
Brody Smith
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Noah Hernandez
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Chase Watson
pizza should be able to be held completely upside down OP that's the Italian way hes a trained chef
Henry Martinez
>*holds user's mom vertically*
>WOOOW THE CUM IS DRIPPING RIGHT OUT OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN
Eli Murphy
This pizza looks disgusting as fuck
James Martinez
I'd eat the shit out of this pizza and so would you.
Asher Gutierrez
>WOW look at this pizza it's BIG and NOURISHING oh my god it's like you want your customers to be WELL FED and SATISFIED
Christian Cox
Seriously, what's the point in making the crust so thick? You're basically eating a focaccia at that point.
Christopher Evans
>criticises a pizza for clearly being way too cheesy and greasy for its own good
>WOOOW RAMSAY IS A TASTELET. MOMMY I WANT MY BUTTER BURGERS AND 4 CHEESE GRILLED SANDWICH REEEEEEEEEEEE
Brandon Torres
based
Evan Butler
>that was the thin crust
Do Americans really...
Jace Nelson
not starve? Why, yes.
Jace Butler
He's a good cook but he he didn't get the absolute shit beat out of him is beyond me
He's the definition of a bully jerk wanna be alpha male.
No wonder, the kitchen doesn't offer much competition
Joseph Edwards
>implying his own pizza would pass the vertical test
Daniel Hall
If i was hungry and it was in front of me, i'd eat it
but i don't delude myself into thinking that means it's good food
Aaron Reyes
Easton Thomas
He has a black belt in karate, he'll hook you in the gabber
Jack Fisher
>but i don't delude myself into thinking that means it's good food
dont worry, neither did the people who invented pizza as a basic peasant dish wherein you throw a bunch of shit you onto bread smeared with crushed tomatoes. pizza snobbism is ridiculous.
Jonathan Watson
>Implying balloon crust was intentional
Brayden Jones
Fact: New York style is the only legitimate American pizza. All of this thick bullshit is just a pie. You should eat it with a goddamn fork or something.
Leo Rivera
thin crust is 1kg of dough and their deep pan is 2.5kg of dough
have you seen an American family?
Jonathan Johnson
in awe of the size of this lad
Eli Reyes
i am also not a freedom unit and also agree with this
Logan Reyes
AY IM CHEESIN' OVER 'ERE
Jonathan Butler
that pizza did have a bucket of fat in it, it was basically a heart attack on a plate.
Jaxon Robinson
bad blend of cheese
too much cheddar makes all that grease
is the sauce cooked before going on the pizza?
lol air pockets in the crust what is this babies first roll lmao
Colton Brown
Peet Suh, Peet Suh, SUH!
La Zagna, Zagna, ZA!
>pizza
SUH! SUH!
>Lasagna
ZA! ZA!
Grayson Rogers
dis nigga trying to flex his fast food making skills
Ian Nguyen
Fact : all American "pizzas" are irrelevant. As hard as Americans try to make it their thing, everyone knows only Italian pizza matters.
Jace Reed
>hates water
fatty detected
Ethan King
Americans were a mistake
Evan Howard
No, I know special needs kids that have higher standards and actually know what a real pizza should taste/look like. Not this revolting grease slop American abomination.
Luke Rivera
Pizza is shit anyway so why do any of you give a fuck?
Blake Hall
Wasnt the owner originally from italy?
Landon Watson
>karate
Meme shit style desu
Jonathan Thompson
Means nothing, the best spaghetti I ever had came from Croatia.
William Morales
Italian americans aren't italians
T. un uomo italiano
Jacob Evans
that looks fucking delicious
Angel Brown
I tried having pizza when on vacation in Pisa, and the first bite into it, all the fucking cheese fell off. What a fucking joke.
That being said, the spaghetti I had there was better than any other spaghetti I've ever had.
Ethan Martinez
yet they lose best pizza year after year
Robert Young
do you have a subscription to pizza magazine?
Nathan James
Why do Euros keep denying the truth?
Robert Young
>Why do Euros keep denying the truth?
That Turkey is europe and belongs to the EU?
Chase Foster
eh, a bit forced but works
Dylan Rivera
>Euros
That's what people think all around the world, not just in Europe. Only Americans associate pizza with the US.
Also I'm not sure why you'd make a generalization about Europeans as a whole, non-Italian Euros have no reason to defend a dish from a foreign country. But I guess you're one of those American dumbfucks who see Europe as a single country.
Ian Phillips
>that pizza
>NOURISHING
you dumb fat fuck
Juan Russell
Not thin enough.
Nathaniel Mitchell
>Also I'm not sure why you'd make a generalization about Europeans as a whole,
>Only Americans associate pizza with the US.
Joshua Flores
>you're one of those American dumbfucks who see Europe as a single country.
I can't understand how that mistake could happen with their common currency and governing body.
Evan Hill
its quick google search euro friend
Luke Thompson
Nah, he was Greek
Nathaniel Ward
>common currency
> literally more than 20 different currencies used on the continent
American education.
Ryder Clark
>implying contests are legit
Lmao. Do you really believe "miss xyz" is truly the most beautiful girl of that country? 99% of the times isnt even the most beautiful girl of the contest!
Nathaniel Perry
>governing body
EU parliament cant even propose new laws.
Gavin Hill
what else do you have but each other of course you would defend them what food would a brit defend blood pudding or some fish and chips?
Mason Gray
William Cruz
>no the contests are fake!
now this is cope they even have "Italian" judges pretty sure they even have the contest in italy and other countires that aren't America
Grayson Brooks
I know a lot of you haven't seen his best work so here it is
Back in the 90s when you could call people faggots and spics on television
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Kitchen Nightmares is actually toned down to how he ran his own resturant
Gabriel Mitchell
> 44 countries, each with their own government
>24 official languages
>28 different currencies
>each country has their own politicians, musicians, writers, athletes, national heroes etc and see each other as completely foreign cultures
> idiotic Americans still see it as one entity because muh euro, muh EU, muh American states are just as diverse as European countries
Jackson Perez
Eh, just let them have this one thing. They're understandably salty about not having as much of a culinary history as other countries. Just allow them to believe they invented hamburgers and pizza. European countries can miss a dish or two since they actually have well-established national cuisines.
Ian Young
But that's wrong. It's the Americanized version of pizza that's become popular and "relevant" internationally. Italian pizza has traditionally been just a certain kind of bread with scant toppings. It was never meant to be special. Sometimes its as simple as bread with olives and olive oil on top, sometimes it's a smattering of tomato puree and fresh herbs.
Matthew Robinson
No, pizza is seen as Italian world wide and what doesn't "qualify" is considered that countries pizza.
AS a south american we do not associate pizza with the us at all, and if it's not Italian then it "Argentinian", or "Brazilian ", or "Peruvian", ect.
Jack Morris
Yeah, pizza isn't supposed to do that. Maybe you'd know that if you didn't cram it straight from the oven into your mouth, fatass.
Benjamin Robinson
>thin crust
Jonathan Carter
the absolute fattie cope of this pic
Owen Murphy
Euro pizza sucks fucking dick. Unsatisfying saltine crust, sad little cumshot of cheese...It's a poverty version of American pizza, just like europe is a poverty version of America.