Lords of Chaos (Varg Vikernes movie) discussion thread

>alias Gandalf the White
>shits on christians and loves paganism/nordic supremacist ideology
He does realize that Tolkien was a devout Catholic who thought Nazis were retards, right?

Nazis were allied with Muslims so I don't think he disagrees with the hate of Nazis.

>it's a Varg looses his youtuber gig episode

cast him

Varg, Black Metalers and their fans are the most cringe in all of music.

why would he include himself?

>brown

Varg mentions Tolkien’s Christianity on his site, but says that he personally prefers Uruk-Hai so it doesn’t cout somehow. Varg also doesn’t hate muslims all that much. He hates Christians much more.
Varg is odd.

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black metal disagrees

Hyper-underrated movie that is weighed down by people missing the point and screaming WAAAH WAAH IT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED (while not having a reliable account of it anyway) and the fact that the movie was aimed at a general audience and not metalheads.

It's one of the most entertaining movies I've seen recently and the depiction of Euronymous (regardless of how accurate it is) is surprisingly poignant for such an Americanized and funny movie.

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rory is such a qt, i’m sure euro would be over the moon with the extremely generous and flattering casting

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>telling people technology is bad

Held onto his nontraditional chainsaw though.

>Queer
>People

memes of course

He has like 8 kids

>odd
Hes just a retard

How the fuck did Gríma Wormtongue survive? The fuck is he doing in this world?

but who's gonna pay for his welfare checks if they die? I mean varg just lives on french gibs like a bum
yeah with a literal autist, like he actually married an autistic chick

Fathered by other men naturally.

Dude u critcize society and yet....u live in 1...O_O

>he doesn’t want a sperg tradwife
okay faggot

>trad
Lmao

Not even remotely similar

>tradwife
You mean meth heads and those most likely to seek black gangbangs? Every amateur porn bitch is a tradwife LMAO.

i like watching her vlogs. looks comfy and their kids are cute

Collecting welfare checks while lecturing other people about individualism goes way beyond "you participate in society"

Black Metal is not superedge or megadark at all. Black Metal in the vain of Varg's is mostly atmospheric. Some is more "orchestral" like soundtrack music. Some is basically folk music. You have things that are made to sell t-shirts and concert tickets like immortal which is probably more what you're talking about. Even that has the similar appeal as fantasy novels where it's escapism for nerds. You might as well ask why anyone likes any genre of music.

Death Metal I don't know enough to talk about.

he needs the money as reparations for the evil things christianity did to his country, like literacy and plumbing

Why, because it's your opinion?

fucking retard

yeah pagans never engineered sophisticated plumbing systems in antiquity

He's not on welfare, he lives of music royalties, book sales, and his stupid boardgame

I dunno if his wife collects neetbux though

she fucks bears

we are talking about snowniggers here

It was way gorier than I expected it to be.
Interesting movie, but I understand that most of it is made up.

He is on welfare

Varg is one of the most subtly cucked people on earth.

the vikings' greatest invention was wiping their assholes with leaves

Don't know.
But this makes my penis hard.
youtube.com/watch?v=q30oZih-eus
Makes me wanna go outside and throw faggots and trannies off roofs and then behead Jews, Christ cucks, and SJWs.

Hi Varg

Weren't they skilled navigators and (accidentally) discovered America centuries before Spanish/Italian?

What the fuck is his problem with Hindus now? The rest I can understand

Half of these apply to Varg himself

unless you're a shocked christian mom who just saw marilyn manson jacking himself off you should be able to tell for yourself why some people like metal music and that it's not all that edgy.
youtu.be/h0yRw1tv5nE

how's middle school?

they discovered america mainly because of Geographical advantage and even that was accidental. Island hopping is much easier then navigating entire ocean. Also the fact that they didn't do shit with that discovery makes it worthless achievement.

lol

Leif Erikson was Christian

If it was easier then why didn't Columbus simply sail from farther north?

And?

It was great. Bet you wish you could go back to it to restart your life user.

yeah, every worthwhile viking was Christian

His sense of superiority is misguided. Scandinavians are a worthless people. There are 4 or 5 relevant countries in Europe. Relevant meaning they contributed to humanity in any meaningful way. England, Germany, France, Greece, Italy. The rest are as worthless as Bolivia. Especially Scandinavia. Cultural black hole, people of slow wit and sour demeanor. Meds are superior

>Makes me wanna go outside and throw faggots and trannies off roofs and then behead Jews, Christ cucks, and SJWs.

This is the same type of cuck that will tell you how metal is for intellectuals.

It is. Only Pagans are the true intellectuals.

Based and 16yearoldpilled

metalfag here
youre gay

>Italy, Greece
>relevant
Not for several thousand years lmao
Danes basically invented the nuke, thank us for winning WW2.

Homosexuality is the most metal thing so thanks for the compliment.

>why didn't Columbus simply sail from farther north
because retarded vikings forgot they discovered shit. So colombos and others didn't know there was an actual continent there. Read more books.
>And?
We were discussing non-christian achievements. Read the thread too.

Sven, lay off the mushrooms...

I hope Varg uses a Stihl chain saw

Ah yes,Varg Vikernes the murderous thief.

>Danes basically invented the nuke
And by "basically invented" you mean "had practically nothing to do with it".

My name is Varg, not Sven, you incelfaggot trannynigger.

Germans discovered nuclear fission. Anything else after that is no invention, just innovation

It all just sounds like nursery melodies to me but played comically loud and distorted

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niels_Bohr

Without this guy, no nuke.

If someone walked up to Varg in the middle of his welfare-funded NEEThut and blew his head open in front of his children like he murdered that other band member, would anyone regret it?

>like he actually married an autistic chick
Based

Without that guy, there were 3 more fags who came to the same conclusion just days and months after him independently while working on the same experiment. So no. Not without him.

He's a ___

the internet was invented as a joint effort between america and some norwegian seismologists

The internet was either invented by the US Department of Defense or by CERN under the direction of an English scientist, depending on how you define it.

Hitler was right

I imagine at least some autistic teenagers fans trying to shit inside buckets because Varg told them so and having to explain their parents why

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Do Danes really believe they invented the nuke? That's fucking adorable.

>but Timmy why don't you just use the toilet
>PLUMBING WAS INVENTED BY DEGENERATE NON-WHITES MOM, I'M HONORING MY NORDIC ANCESTORS

I don't like Varg but come on, the acting was shit, the actors mostly didn't look like the real people and it isn't accurate. I felt mostly embarrassed watching it

Stop taking the credit of Jews, Mads

what do you listen to?

>American project with significant British contribution working off the theories of German/Hungarian/Jewish scientists, producing nuclear weapons which were never even used in Europe
>this means Denmark invented the nuke and won WW2

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>he personally prefers Uruk-Hai so it doesn’t count somehow.
.... Whut?
I mean, they're cool and stuff, but they're artificially created mutts with no culture or tradition of their own.
I mean, the men of Rhudaur or the Dunlendings would make much more sense

>BUT MOM, YOUR FOOD IS THE BEST FERTILIZED FOR MY CUCUMBER AND EGGPLANT GARDEN SO I CAN TRAIN MY ANUS WITH THEM SO MY NORDIC ANCESTORS CAN BE PROUD

Explain 1 thing wrong with living off welfare. Why should I have to so cuckolded that I support this awful nation by working and not stealing money?

>without Bohr, no nukes
And without Democritus no Chernobyl!

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