Why no sequels? Chel deserved better
Why no sequels? Chel deserved better
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Dont speak so soon ;)
It would be problematic.
>ywn give european venerial diseases to pure indian breeding material
>Cortez did nothing wrong.
Imagine unironically watching full-length animated children's movies just to coom
Well it can't really be made in this time due to the fact that the original had themes of white privilege, white saviours, it's depiction of Mayan culture is "lol they so dumb", women characters are drawn very sexually for a children's movie. Imagine that you are being shown a movie about the Nazi commandant (portrayed as a happy-go-lucky, romantic guy named Fritz) at a concentration camp. This is a “recreational” Jewish camp where everyone is picnicking and having a great time.
Fritz is constantly looking to get rich off the Jewish campers, and they freely offer him their gold fillings, Swiss savings accounts and other valuables. He meets an evil rabbi who wants the valuables for himself, and a beautiful Jewish girl who offers herself as a sex toy.
So yeah, this movie should never be even talked anymore.
>Indian
Fucking retard
pasta or are you really this much of a faggot?
movie didn't pass the Bechdel test
Dreamworks were good at this
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>I just don’t cut it with the cherubim
>TULIO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
>Imagine that you are being shown a movie about the Nazi commandant (portrayed as a happy-go-lucky, romantic guy named Fritz) at a concentration camp. This is a “recreational” Jewish camp where everyone is picnicking and having a great time
So, a historically accurate portrayal of holocaust?
I think Chel is one of the reasons why I'm less bothered about tits than breeding hips on woman.
Imagine if Chel was pregnant in the sequel haha
Is Chel the most fuckable cartoon character in existence?
Kida from Atlantis
Only peoples who still exist today are allowed to mad about atrocities committed to them, mogrel hispanics don't count as mayan
Shut the fuck up injun
>Imagine that you are being shown a movie about the Nazi commandant (portrayed as a happy-go-lucky, romantic guy named Fritz) at a concentration camp. This is a “recreational” Jewish camp where everyone is picnicking and having a great time.
>Fritz is constantly looking to get rich off the Jewish campers, and they freely offer him their gold fillings, Swiss savings accounts and other valuables. He meets an evil rabbi who wants the valuables for himself, and a beautiful Jewish girl who offers herself as a sex toy.
This all sounds completely accurate
There's a live action sequel that takes place in Brazil.
Sauce?
10/10
Nope, she doesn't look peruvian at all.
Nor does animated Chel so I don't get your point.
Her make up doesn't match her skin tone
All you want is coom in brown girls
too toxic by today's standard
Nothing wrong with that.
Suyane Moreira
Peruvian? They were Mesoamericans dumbass
i'd watch a sequel where she walks along a slightly uneven cobble street for ninety minutes, swaying her hips.
Yes.
closest thing we've had to a Road movie since Bob Hope and Bing Crosby were working.
Peruvians are the mestizos that have the least admixture so they send to look more native than other Latin Americans except maybe Guatemalan goblins.
God I want to eat every meal of my life off of Chel's FAT ASS
>nobody has corrected us and they eventually just went with it
What do you think her loincloth smells like?
>Swiss savings accounts
All 1 of them that the Swiss found when Israel demanded an investigation?
Awesome idea for a movie though, "The Road to El Auschwitz "
How did they make shoulders so sexy?
>Roles reversed
>Female character getting changed, asks the man character if they mind
>He smiles and says "nope!"
How did they get away with this?
i feel like that's pretty common too
that'd be cool to watch
perfect
cringe
how can anime even compete
Movie flopped
How do you make a sequel?
It's called "The Road to El Dorado", what do you want them to do? Go back to El Dorado?
>steamier love sequences and scanty clothing designed for Chel
fuuu
Volume of content?
Why did the cartoons get so de-sexed anyway? I'm not saying they should be made with fap material in mind, just that there's a really drastic shift between the style of the 80's-early 00's to the one we have today. Feminine and masculine forms were all suddenly done away with and replaced with something genderless and child-like. It's an odd phenomena.
Isn't that exactly the sort of shit disney did in the 90's?
>you were born too late
This happens twice in 5th element it's cute and sexy
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>Well it can't really be made in this time due to the fact that the original had themes of white privilege, white saviours, it's depiction of Mayan culture is "lol they so dumb", women characters are drawn very sexually for a children's movie. Imagine that you are being shown a movie about the Nazi commandant (portrayed as a happy-go-lucky, romantic guy named Fritz) at a concentration camp. This is a “recreational” Jewish camp where everyone is picnicking and having a great time.
>Fritz is constantly looking to get rich off the Jewish campers, and they freely offer him their gold fillings, Swiss savings accounts and other valuables. He meets an evil rabbi who wants the valuables for himself, and a beautiful Jewish girl who offers herself as a sex toy.
>So yeah, this movie should never be even talked anymore.
Fuck yes sounds like kino to me
Eljewrado coming 2022
Daily reminder that anyone who feels the need to begin statements with imagine excessively are limp wristed man babies
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Syphilis came from the Americas, user.
>Jewish campers
>they freely offer him their gold fillings, Swiss savings accounts and other valuables
Suspension of disbelief instantly shattered, try again.