Based Larry sticking up for Woody

>'Yeah, it's pretty great, it's a fantastic book, so funny. You feel like you're in the room with him and yeah, it's just a great book and it's hard to walk away after reading that book thinking that this guy did anything wrong.'

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>jews defend each other
Imagine my shock.

>marries his adoptive daughter
there is no possible situation where this is ok

If an attractive woman did this you'd all be cumming in your bath towels

Pedowood

My first thought.

Leftypol starting to wake up to the fact that men and women are different

Definitely more based than all those scientists who ditched James Watson in the middle of his health crisis.

This. If my dog shits on the floor i'm mildly upset, but if another human does it i'm beyond furious. I am such a hypocrite aren't I?

i unironically love woody,he's the guy i'd both love to hang out with yet by the evening would want to beat the shit out of

yep

Its amusing we live in a society were a woman can just accuse you of something and your life is over.
Guess witch hunts are back!

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except she wasn't his adoptive daughter.
she was adopted by Mia Farrow during her previous marriage with Andre Previn, never saw Woody as a fatherly figure and never even lived under the same roof with him

Libs heads must be spinning

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Godard meeting Woody Allen for those who didn't know
Personally, i like woody's life and death but his other films were more of a miss than a hit.
I dont get the fascination with him, he just seems like a creep.Especially since i saw Manhattan

Yep, I'm thinking he's prettay prettay prettay back.

people are so stupid, just slightly look into it and you find out Mia Farrow's a fucking psycho and that Woody didn't do anything
people don't even know what Woody was even supposed to have done
what a fucking stupid planet

Woody did nothing wrong.

I'd imagine none: youtube.com/watch?v=26W-AQl2uZ4

fuck im a retard
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long ball larry is based woody allen did literally nothing wrong morally ethically or legally literally actually fucking killyourself if you think otherwiese

>actually defending a top pedokike defiler of underage shiksas
you're probably Amerimutts as well

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shut up, jew

Based Woody.

>pedokike

Moron.

She did live under the same roof actually, she has learning difficulties too. He took naked pictures of her and left them for Mia Farrow to find. The guy is fucked up.

Fucking based

Larry David is a NOBODY!
There I said it now go suck yourself.

his only fault is that he has shitty taste in women

woody allen is a hack and doesn't even have the defence of making top kino like polanski

>le witty jewish man seduces a woman way out of his league
is every single movie of his

WILD
WOODY
ALLEN

Dude they choose Barnabas over Jesus. They will always defend the vilest of them and attack mercilessly the noblest of us.

It's amazing how the (((media))) created these witch hunts yet they happen to be very silent when a jew is accused. Even if they can't protect the accused like Weisntein, he's strangely called a white man.

memoir page 1: i didn't rape my 11 year old daughter's precious little pussy lol
hmmmmm i'm convinced

No shit he defends him it's called being in a tribe

woody allen makes me physically sick

he should be locked up and put on the same crucifix as epstein

>Barnabas
Its Barabbas you fucking idiot

It's actually Barrabas you fucking retard

wood allen makes such comfy movies about jewry and liberal hack writers.

>Even if they can't protect the accused like Weisntein, he's strangely called a white man.
except by Tablet magazine which went all out

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>I don't get his appeal
He wanted to infuse comedy with realism/arthouse gravitas. And had some successes with this approach. Broadway danny rose is really good. So's annie hall.
All that marc maron, louis ck, im an everyman comic living a gritty indie life bla bla bla stuff...it's riffing off of this cinematic template.

The truth evades ideology once again.

So about himself

That being said a lot of his stuff is pretty shitty
The one he did with joaquin phoenix sucked balls
Alice was one of the most trite films I've ever seen. It makes you wonder. What kind of fucking people does this guy associate with? Or are these characters all just people he invents in his head

>Elaine: George, she's his DAUGHTER!
>George: Correction - ADOPTED daughter.
>Elaine: It's disgusting.
>George: Who are we to judge? Show me where it says you can't marry your adopted daughter!
>Elaine: ...Jerry?
>Jerry: I'm staying out of this one.

Fucking based.

More like they have the same status in hollywood.

She was mentally retarded and he had nude photos of her when she was a kid.

Jews don't have a God or a code of morals and ethics, of course he backs him.

yes, and?

Larry David is based in my books so anything he does is based

haha yeah just turn ur brain off bro!

Larry David's daughter made him this way. He's a broken man. Its based and all, but I think he wishes it were another way.

cringe

David was also the lead Inna Woody Allen film.

Besides the wrong name, this is very fucking lucid. It's like even an act of kindness is a satanic affront.

He is endorsing Woody Allen and Joe Biden at the same time, intentional or not, it's subtly based.

kek

Larry, if you're reading this, say something nice about "John of God" today too.

yeah but that was for a joke lol

>But Jerry, you saw the pictures on my i-pad in my tesla! They were on facebook! We're living in the modern day here Jerry!!!

>Jerry: What's the DEAL with taking photographs of naked kids?

>When we speak about the president, Mr. David marveled, “You know, it’s an amazing thing. The man has not one redeeming quality. You could take some of the worst dictators in history and I’m sure that all of them, you could find one decent quality. Stalin could have had one decent quality, we don’t know!”

>He said he gets mad at Mr. Trump’s briefings, where he contradicts his own scientists in real time. “That’s the hardest thing about the day, watching what comes out of this guy’s mouth,” he said. “It turns you into a maniac because you’re yelling at the television. All of a sudden, you find yourself screaming, like I used to do on the streets of New York, pre-‘Seinfeld,’ when I saw happy couples on the street.”

Nah, I'm thinking CRINGE.

>Harvey's pretty great. You feel like you're in the room with him and yeah, he's answered the door wearing a towel and asking you to strip to your underwear.
>it's hard to walk away thinking that this guy did anything wrong.'

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it’s true that woody is weird as shit, but he didn’t do anything illegal. his bitch ex wife just preyed on the fact that he’s a perv to make it out that he’s done way more heinous shit than he actually has. people who looked into his abuse case said her kids showed all the tell-tale signs of having rehearsed what they were supposed to tell the police. mia farrow is just as big of a piece of shit as woody if not more. woody’s too honest for his own good. every old man would love to fuck exclusively younger women, they just don’t choose to be so open about it like he has for his whole career

if Trump wasn't president Larry would be yelling at the home shopping channel instead

>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

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