What do you mean they are getting away in life boats?!

>What do you mean they are getting away in life boats?!

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>Lock all Irish in the lower decks. None shall survive.
Harsh but fair.

>The sea..she demands the sacrifices

>1st Officer Murdoch start executing those who dare to flee.

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What do you mean we dont have enough life boats?

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>Burn the lifeboats
>Leave non alive

send the negros and women to the engine room. youll thank me in 100 years

someone post the webm

>FULL SPEED AHEAD!

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>I chose the impossible
>I chose Rapture

>Gather the jews,spics,blacks, gingers..and the irish.We shall tie them together and make floatables.I SHALL SAVE US!

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>*sigh* Somehow... the iceberg has returned

why didnt they just build the ship out of ice instead?

>ICE TO MEET YOU CAPTAIN!
What did he mean by this?!

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>RELEASE THE KRAKEN

>>Leave non alive

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Find them and destroy them

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk
>Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete (a mixture of wood pulp and ice)
>the project was shelved due to """rising costs"""
"They" don't want us to be able to harness the true power of ice. We would become too powerful.

Why did they never make a sequel? It was one of the most successful movies of all time.

>What do you mean, this isn't the Titanic but actually its sister ship the Olympia? Well then, destroy all the lifeboats. None may survive to tell the tale.

>He doesn't know

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacolino

why didn't he want to light the bacons?

If Titanic had stopped all engines and just collided with the iceberg head on, would the ship have survived?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raise_the_Titanic_(film)

Yes. But all the passengers would have died.

>What killed the dinosaurs? ICE AGE!
Do you think Cameron went bit too far with that line in there?

No, the rivets were supposedly too weak and would have burst from the pressure

That rivet thing has been disproven

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>"God himself couldn't sink this ship"
>"With all due respect sir: This ship has been built by the irish. It can and will sink"

> SOS TITANIC SOS TITANIC
> ja, zis is ze Hamburg?
> WE ARE SINKING, I REPEAT, WE ARE SINKING
> ...
> wot are you zinking about?

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goddamn why did this get a giggle out of me

But sit, what about the wops?

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>White is the only color that matters.
>Iceberg is white

what did Captain Philips mean by this?!

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Titanic 3: Revenge of the Iceberg

*hands lightoller a gun*

You guys, i think the captain and the iceberg were in cahoots

is this all you can conjure, iceberg?

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>IF I STOP ALL MY ENGINES WOULD YOU DIE?!

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>you think you can sink the Titanic just sail away?

>"God himself couldn't sink this ship"
>God: oh yeah? *creates the Irish who build the ship*

>666
Jesus christ

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confirmed

Get every anglo-saxon man off this ship! What do you mean we dont have enough rafts? Lash the irish, niggers and gypsies together!

>OY! I GOT SHANKED BY A FOOKING ICEBERG

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>Cap'n, there's a nigger on a forklift.
>A nigger on a forklift? Head for the nearest iceberg, immediately!

kek

>Captain, we are the White Star Line, so let's have only white star people arrive in New York.
>Already with you Mr.Ismay, i will make it look like a disaster.

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as for me?

well, I would have built my own life raft using various items

such as Kate Winslet's body

>MEET IT HEAD ON, CHARGE

>REDIRECT ALL LIFEBOATS TOWARD KATE WINSLET, RETRIEVE HER, BRING HER TO ME. I WILL MOUNT HER. FOR OUR FUTURE.

I think so. What doomed Titanic was the the gash resulting from the collision spanned across several watertight bulkheads which made the ship get low in the water, leaning until water started flowing into the other bulkheads. If it went head on it would have crippled the front but only one or two bulkheads would have been breached and the ship could've remained afloat.

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>I beg pardon sire. Won't we hit our own ship?

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You do realize that there's a remaining 90% of iceberg beneath the water's surface, right?

But the Titanic is not a submarine. So they just go over the 90% that's below the water.

>"Yer' a liar, and you'll spend an eternity aboard this ship."
Based Capn Davy

Why are there no good Titanic comedies?

It would've sunk faster