It's another Truman hasn't shit for five straight days cliffhanger

>it's a truman is cursed and something always goes wrong when he tries to do things episode

>it's another Truman wants to lose weight and starts working out, then stops a few weeks later and gains it all back story arch
We've been having these multiple times a year now.

>It's a Truman's milf fetish becomes insatiable as he spends hour masturbating incest porn almost everyday episode.

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>its a trumans birthday episode and even the noises wont give him a break for this episode

>it's another truman stays awake all night to finish studying but he's so tired he can't concentrate on what he's reading and wastes all day by looking at the same sentence without understanding it
what a dummy lol

>it's a truman dropped out of university in october and told his parents he'll get a job once january comes
this saga will never end

>It' a Truman comes across a video of Ezra Miller choking a woman out in Iceland that was almost deleted off the internet and made it go viral in 1 day and is now observing the process of things going viral episode

devilish (^:

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that's it? this is the fucking video?

>its a truman starts hallucinating in public and has a nervous breakdown again episode

what are your hallucinations like

>deleted off the internet
but its on the archive

>it's another "Truman jerks off from the outside of his pajamas and cums straight into them to completely mitigate cleanup" episode
When will he stop that?

>finally take a look at this to get my mommy fix
>it's just another isekai anime

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He looks like he's toying with her after all she's smiling.

>it's another episode where Truman shoots his wife in the head with a real gun, killing her

user...

>it's a truman episode doing that but also not enjoying any of his hobbies anymore because of how miserable he fells going to university on his late 20's knowing that he is enduring all that shit just to possible graduate in the next 3 years if everything goes right and never finding a job because he has to compete with younger students with better grades and contacts that he didn't made because he is an asocial piece of shit
Haha yeah what a fucking retard
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>it's a Truman contemplates suicide every waking moment of his life episode

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>It's a Truman just plays video games all day, sleeps till 1PM, while his live-in gf cooks him meals as he collects free gibs thanks to corona episode
Comfy reruns are nice, feels like this has been going on for 3 weeks now

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whenever this happens to me (and it happens quite frequently) I fear taking that shit because I always tear my anus and it'll be nothing but blood and itching for days. The only thing that gives me pure salvation from itching is that inevitable shit that happens (after that 5 day blockade, once you do shit the first one it's so big and hard that it tears it open but your body says "stop" and the rest doesn't come out, so the rest comes out slowly but surely (and much softer) the following days.) So basically you have this itch you can't scratch and then these loose stools slide pass that itch and it's honestly an amazing feeling. Too bad the shit gets in the wound and it starts to puss.
Happened 4 times to me already all started after the age of 30, good luck out there bros.

>it's a truman watches a yt video posted on a vietnamese basket weaving forum and once again realizes how the human species fucked itself during evolution and turned into a soulless machine unable to enjoy life as it should be enjoyed, imprisoned into a cage of its own making and unable to escape without being socially shunned and forever disappointing your parents who were counting on you to be their support during their old age episode

Truman would have had to have been a virgin, right? It's not like any of the actresses would have let him fuck them.

>its a Truman misses going out with whores and is locked up with his wife at home cause of the coronavirus episode

>it's a Truman spends 2 hours staring at a wall and wondering if it was all worth it episode
That was some artsy shit

>it's a truman has mock conversations aloud pretending he's explaining minute aspects of his interests to friends he hasn't seen in years because loneliness is slowly driving him insane

>it's a "Truman's grandmother covid'd and is being hospitalized, his grandpa is showing symptoms, and his mother recently told him over the phone that she couldn't breathe" episode
>Truman doesn't get enough unemployment to pay his bills and his savings aren't going to last much longer
>Truman has absolutely nothing to play in his quarantine

Rewatched this movie again yesterday. It still holds up. Fuck what a good movie.

Fix your diet.

>It's a Truman has been working remotely for a month and done absolutely fuck all besides make sure he's marked as online on Microsoft Teams and no one seems to be checking in on him episode
The suspense is killing me lads, hope he has something to show when his boss finally chips in haha

based Truman

haha I wonder what will happen

>it's another Truman stays up all night playing vidya, wanking, shitposting and watching YouTube videos episode

If my life was a Truman show it must be boring af

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There's video with audio. He verbally gets angry and says some shit to her but I don't think it registered to her right away because she may have thought he was playing around but it switches gears fast.

His wife was paid to fuck him, they were trying to have a baby in the movie.

shut up

What do you think happened to the show set after Truman left?
If I was the creator, I'd reboot it but use a different setting like medieval town or deserted island

id sell the set to a rich investor for billions and live off the interest

the creator surely didn't own the set though

>its the Truman remembers hes never been loved or felt affection flashback sequence

ok i get it, hes sad.

i have this problem too and my nutritionist friend told me to eat more fiber
so i guess eat more bananas and drink more water user

I approve of his actions, but coverups of such scale shouldn't be tolerated

How would the show have been different if Truman was a loser instead of a standup guy? Like half the time he’d just be jerking off or playing video games.

>Its another 2 part special where Truman and his cousin get drunk and have unprotected sex again and have a pregnancy scare in the next episode episode

redpilled

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>it's a Truman developed an excruciating pain in his arm and just knows that it probably isn't something as simple as tendonitis so as soon as his corticosteroid prescription runs out the pain will return in spades and given the coronavirus he probably can't actually get any procedures done
Good writing

>it's a "Truman keeps skipping classes in college and the more he skips the harder it becomes to participate, leading to more skips and inevitable dropping out" episode
Man Truman is really fucking up his life over anxiety issues, dunno if he can get out of this one

>It's a Truman rapes the neighbor girl episode and everyone at work has to pretend they dont know what happened even though theyre all visibly nervous episode
love those

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are you my husband ?

wouldnt have been possible - every element of his life was crafted. He would have got a job and been successful no matter what, and characters would have been introduced to him to be his friends/ lovers etc.

No one would want to watch a bored loner doing nothing all day, so the show runners wouldn't have let it happen. It's the reason we can all be confident we aren't characters in a TV show.

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>it's another Truman could not sleep all night and feels like shit the entire day

Idk post a pic so I can tell

I mean there’d HAVE to be an episode where he masturbates. Even the producers couldn’t stop his hormones.

Based amerilard

>it's another Truman puts less and less effort into work now it's WFH and nobody talks to anyone anymore episode

>it's a Truman has to pee 14 times a day but he convinces himself that it is normal and nothing to be worried about

They just go to an ad break everytime he cracks one out

why would they go to ads

i only shit twice a week so 5 days happens for me from time to time.

to keep it PG

>Truman plays Chaos and Franz+friends hunt down Kholek in the Chaos wastes