What are some essential stoner comedies?

>This shit is so wrong these fucks should be locked up in jail for animal abuse.

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mmm monkey

don't get monkys high, you fags. get them in the gym instead.

Fuck off back to Yas Forums, you racist ass white motherfucker.

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the chimp seems to like it

Never understood this cucked line of thinking. I laugh at the concept of dogs getting high off smoke in the room or eating brownies and when i looked it on yahoo answers to see if dogs get high everyone was saying its abuse amd they were giving the OP shit for asking such an abusive question.

dude where is my car

seeing as chimps are close to us genetically, this lil dude prob got ripped as shit and loved it

that monkey is around 1-2 years old.

I don’t know

So? That is how we're raised. Ain't nothin but a thang.

these are all good does it have to have people smoking weed to be a stoner comedy? American Pie seemed like a stoner comedy and it's sequels

Marijuana is really bad for dogs and so is chocolate. They shouldn't be getting high and eating brownies. Chimps are much more closely related to us so maybe them getting high isn't that bad, but I don't know enough about them to be sure about that.

fuck you punk ass rascist whiteboy

Dogs don't have to live forever.

Weed causes permanent brain damage in cats. Not so sure about dogs.

There is literally nothing funnier than a dog high af who ate the owners stash of brownies and hes either passed out or drooling and confused af. Shit has me in hysterics

there was a monkey, gorilla i think, in my towns zoo which would smoke cigs when given by people. heard it got addicted so bad he'd go apeshit whenever he saw someone smoke and they wouldn't give him one and he got removed eventually

your life

I guess it's pretty funny but wasting money and not getting high is also a buzz kill.

Define stoner comedy

Animals are literally just dumb humans

Maybe if you're in highschool and just discovered weed, yeah it'd be kinda funny

comedy that pertains to getting high on marijuana

Christ, what country? I'm not sure you can smoke in the zoo in America but I haven't been to the zoo since I was a kid and I didn't smoke as a kid. You definitely can't give the animals cigs tho, no lights either.

Were Newports his favorite?

Bulgaria
i think smoking is banned there too now

>it got addicted so bad he'd go apeshit whenever he saw someone smoke and they wouldn't give him one
he is just like me

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get fucked janny

Pineapple Express

That's awesome, you are amazing

Bulgaria is a cool place

underrated kekerino

based and greenpilled

>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CHIMPERINO NOT THE GOOD LITTLE MONKEY BOI

Why hasn't there been any scientific studies on Chimps being on psychedelics? That would be super interesting. I would love to know how they would react to DMT and shrooms

>in cats

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Carole, stick to the tiger king threads

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Looks like he's having a great time.
Suppose you would rather he was locked in a lightless quarentine box in a government car park then thrown into the wild in some bumfuck country where its poached?

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NOOO HE SHOULD BE REPORTED FOR ANIMAL ABUSE

I wouldn't call it abuse, he seems to like it.

The only questionable thing is keeping a chimpanzee as a pet in the first place, seeing as once they grow to adult size they can become incredibly dangerous. They also preferentially attack the face and genitals during a fight.

So consider that, a chimp gets pissed and he will literally bite your dick or face off. Which literally happened to some woman who was looking after a supposedly domesticated chimp.

She was on Oprah Winfrey, literally had no face following a chimp attack (see pic). It also ripped off both her hands. Chimps are monstrously strong and viscous.

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Leaves of Grass
True Romance

It was her feelings of compassion that prevented her from doing what she needed to do. Any human worth their existence can drop their body weight on a chimp. That alone should keep him from doing a lot other than biting. Once your body weight is on that beast you can choose how to proceed...

You need to google how much a chimp can lift before you keep going and make yourself look more ignorant than you already have.

The great apes have a totally different muscle density to humans, they can toss people around like ragdolls.

This. Exotic pets is a retarded idea in general for both animal welfare and public safety reasons. I don't even like zoos because the standard of care isn't particularly good.

wouldn't it be cool to breed midget chimps or somehow genetically engineer them so they don't grow larger than a one year old? then you can have a pet chimp. i always liked the idea of having a lazy fat orangutan as a pet

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>Any human worth their existence can drop their body weight on a chimp.
How is filming going on this season of my 600lb life, fatty?
Sorry I my life is not as valuable as yours since I can't eat my weight in cheetos every three days.

Look at that power

Have you ever seen a human get their hands ripped off in a weaponless confrontation with another human? The chimp ripped off both her hands with brute force alone.

You could take out a chimp with some sort of weapon, but in an unarmed confrontation it would almost invariably end badly.

That's insane, he's not even trying!

DUDE MONKEY LMAO

lmao just rape the chimp am i rite