American cheese

America makes good cheese and wine. They regularly place well in global competitions for both. God bless Vermont and Wisconsin, and God bless the United States of America.

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How did they make American cheese?

Still better than literally green with mould eurocheese.

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Americans make great beer too, but the general population only consumes trash

use some cheddar and a little more hot sauce and i'd be happy as hell with that. i don't know why her lazy ass didn't just make it at home in two minutes though

How are you making grilled cheese where the cheese melts but the bread isnt burnt?

America's pretty great, user.

I just put ketchup on my naan.

american cheese isnt really cheese, its more like solid yoghurt.

Jesus Christ Favreau, IT'S JUST FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE!

it's made with a centrifuge, sorry your maggoty cheese bought off the street heathen ass can't understand technology

>sandwiches

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american cheese is only good on burgers but that's probably been said a thousand times already

technology that is guaranteed to more likely give you cancer just like your post.

>being retarded and not know the difference between american cheese and a cheese product
not suprised by Yas Forumss room temperature iq, american cheese is literally cheese with more milk added, its expensive. cheese product in singles wrap isnt american cheese

JCFIJAGC

>Being so retarded he thinks yellow = american cheese

i did this shit in like 3rd grade

literally the only good cheeses are mozerella and cheddar. literally

American cheese isn't even cheese.

Do Americans really?

If they changed the American cheese to Swiss or Feta, it would be the perfect egg sandwich.

Softer cheese with more moisture melts more quickly. If you're having an issue, try bringing the cheese you want to use up to room temperature first. You will also want to turn the sandwich once the bread is together. You may need to do so repeatedly but it is doubtful. With the right amount of fat (butter, or olive oil) you will get more of a crisp, brown surface and not something that is burned.

You can do this even more simply with a panini press or a George Foreman grill, if you are very lazy. The result is still quite tasty.

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>no parm or provolone

Swiss is good on my avocado toast

cheese is fucking disgusting and only weak ass faggots eat it.

But it is.

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The only good cheese is havarti

>feta
You either don't understand what feta cheese is good for, or you're an honest to god simpleton who just thinks 'feta fancy durrrr'. Feta would be terrible on an egg sandwich.

baconeggandcheese

>American cheese

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please tell me what it’s good for. not him, but I’m a peasant retard who doesn’t know

Jhonen Vasquez needs to be hung from the neck untill dead for inventing this kind of bullshit non-humor

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Not him, but clearly you've never had a feta cheese omlette

Anyone here like cheese?

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lol triggered fatty mutt

>Jhonen Vasquez invented American cheese
WTF I hate Invader Zim now

haha wow i hate american cheese!!! never even cooked a grilled cheese on my own btw.

Why does this upset people so much

That looks tasty, minus the beer

Certainly not sandwiches, it doesnt melt very well. Feta is rather crumbly, so best served in salads or sometimes as a pizza topping.

What the fuck is wrong with americans....?

I've never had one, no, but I can get behind the idea. Sandwich though? Fuck no

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I think he means lolsorandom, which involves food more often then not.

It might go well on an egg sandwich with other ingredients. Spinach, egg, feta, tomato, for example. Not the best option, certainly not the most outlandish though.

>condiments

to be fair, that's an entirely different sandwich. feta cheese on a simple bacon and egg would be weird

Oh yeah, it would be complete garbage. Now I just want a fancy egg sandwich.

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Why are Americans obsessed with putting hot sauce on everything? Also why do they consider something "well seasoned" when they've added their fag sauce?

Just replacement for Ketchup

>Eggs that runny on a sandwich
Yikes

>centrifuge gives you cancer
It's literally just spinning tho?

There is nothing wrong with consuming saturated animal fats you pussy.

>American cheese has so many other chemicals and additives in it that it is not even legally allowed to be called cheese

You don't need to put ketchup on everything either

Can someone explain the purpose of american cheese?
>but it melts!
so do real cheese, I dont fucking get it

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