Haven't had sex in 15 days

wtf is this feed and seed?

Bruh how do you cope?

Hey I pay all the bills, I take care of all her needs, buy her flowers, backrubs, the works. She can let me have some two or three times a week. If she wants to stop having sex, I'll want to find someone who does. Anyway afterwards I felt relieved, although I would have obviously preferred a spontaneous and mutually gratifying experience.

how often do you ask your partner for sex in that way? is it often or just in the current circumstances?

Reminder there are still women looking to hook up on dating apps, you just gotta be willing to adopt the mindset of a gay guy in the 80s

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Lol your fucking losing it after not cooming for 12 days yeesh.

you are such a pussy, bro. a real man has no problem getting laid.

It's only been in the last two months. Before that, she's always been very eager and fun in bed. I was really happy with her .

HOLY SHIT IS THAT SNEED
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>Told her we had to fuck or she needed to go live somewhere else. So we fucked.
That just sounds sad.

>tfw jerked off to a tranny today

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what do you think caused her to be depressed and unwilling, is it you? did you change?

what the fuck is wrong with you just jack off or something

Yeah it's really sad. I'm miserable.

It's not me, not only imo but also according to her. I think she's just experiencing some severe depression initially brought on by her birth control. But it's really spiraled out of control. I've pleaded with her to get help, but she's been extremely reluctant to do so.

she's fucking tyrone while you're gone. leave her you stupid. motherfucker.

So instead you force her to fuck you lol good job bro.

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Doesn't birth control have a lot of adverse effects?

i see, so here is what i think. i don't recommend almost kicking out the mother of your child for not having sex i know this must be very difficult for both of you, i think she should seek help, but the situation the world is know i don't think it's possible to do so, so she needs you , be strong for her, be with her make her happy, i can see your intentions are good, show her some kinos, you can do it mister

It varies by type and by individual. Because bc are hormones, it can cause all kinds of changes in a woman's mind. She was using a patch applied weekly, and it always made her a little crazy but it passed after about 12 hours. But for weeks now she's been literally non-stop crying after putting it on. I had to beg her for weeks to take the damn things off.

Again, I sympathize with her and want her to be well. I'm paying all her bills and getting her a new bc prescription and therapy

Based
She's lucky to have a roof over her head

Yeah I'm trying. Told her I'd settle for bj/hj whatever, just have my own needs. I've had sex with her in the past when she needed it and I wasn't really in the mood

are you a woman

how did they train the cat to do that?

well mister i think you should just wait and try, there are a lot of idiots here, but some of them might recommend you some good films and tv to pass the time with you and your girl, personally i recommend something like the office you know, long and with happy endings maybe House MD even, but mainly some good consentual, spontaneus, sex, and pizza, don't get her fat tho. well wish you the best

i'm 22, never had sex

same

>browse tinder
>get matches
>immediately turned off because they have nothing to say nor take any initiative in the convo
What's even the point?

i haven't had pussy since pussy had me.

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me too, brothers

Pitying your child rn

i'm 21 and i haven't had sex yet, but i probly will by the time i'm 22. fucking losers. who ever heard of a 22 year old virgin?

I aint never been a virgin, ive been fucked from the start

kek

how about the reverse

>match on tinder
>BLA BLA BLA BLA
>heh cool
>BLA BLA BLA BLA
>yeah
>BLABLABLABLABLALBA

jesus never match with philosophy majors

>15 days
Pffft lol try 16 months

Dude, not cool! I would have purchased a black bull to satisfy her.

is that even possible?

wow thats pretty abusive
have you always treated women as nothing more than fuck slaves?

a woman who hasn't had sex in a while can be a dangerous thing

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NINE YEARS
NINE FUCKING YEARS
I have jacked off over 3000 times so far in my life

try 18 months you faggot normie.

Yeah just been jerking it to whatever is in my spank bank

you are keeping count?

>Why yes I am a virgin. How did you know?

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>wow thats pretty abusive
>have you always treated women as nothing more than fuck slaves?

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It was a year a change before that, twerp

I would love it if a female was that aggressive with me

estimated yearly

how many in a year?

lmao, fucking rookie numbers. i've done it at least 7000 and i've been on nofap for the past 3 years.

Just get a prostitute if thats all you want.

Hope everyone here is getting on those home workouts
There's going to be a lot of very touch/attention starved women when quarantine ends who have put on a few pounds who absolutely will need their egos (and other things) stroked asap

Imagine being you. You will be sexless forever, whether you find a woman or not.

Dude I think the problem is that you need to assert yourself. Next time say you want to spice up the bedroom and gag her and then just pummel her with blows so your children can't hear her scream. Quarantine works out so the bruises will heal and noone will ever know.

I mean seriously just beat the ever living shit out of her but just don't aim for the face, and if you do just do one go one across the cheek so it rocks her brain but doesn't leave a bruise. Don't break her jaw. Then just aim for the ribs and legs and just don't stop for like 2 minutes.

all women are prostitutes.

I can't fuckin leave my house cause of this chinese virus shit. Gonna try not to get tinder til this is over

He Should've dropped her

fucking sōyboys itt I swear

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Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>when quarantine ends
lol this shit isn't ending you retard. this is life for at least another year.

You will be a 25 year old virgin before you know it
Then 30 will come soon after

Next month it'll be 2 years for me

it'll still end you faggot, whether half the world dies or we get a vaccine in 18 months, it'll end

>have a gf that lives with you
>pay for a prostitute
Are you guys for fucking real? That is next level pathetic.

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

there is no way in hell i'm not gonna kill myself before then. there's just no way.

based

Is this the Chantix pasta?

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I'm cringing because pretending this happened is fucking cringe as fuck. But if this story is true then that is dangerously based.

Yeah that’s what you think
Strap in bro, it could get worse before it gets better

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Women are for breeding. If you just want sex that's what prostitutes are for.

Based. Quran 4:34 never fails

jesus man what the fuck is wrong with you?

I just got fucked by a 19yo boy and I was his second time ever having sex. He was very dominant with me.

based instead of getting covid you overachieved and got AIDs instead, interesting game plan

r u a gril

faggot.

hot

If you have a gf that's a source of pussy. So paying for pussy is pathetic.

kys simp