I watched Cuck with my friends last night, it was fucking incredible. Truly a heart wrenching story

Jesus you are a loser

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h3h3: the movie

damn, do lefties really make movies this retarded?

What do you mean retarded

yes

Take your meds, schizo.

Based
Fuck that freakish manipulator

This is so stupid.

great movie

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this movie self-confirms the media view of alt-right as being virgin cucks. Why is the media obsessed with associating alt-right with virgins?

>those manboobs
Also what's with the camera work? Was it on purpose or

>Why is the media obsessed with associating alt-right with virgins?
Because they think alt-right = incel.

its not just the far right they do that with
basically anyone that questions leftists positions at all gets called some sort of name, usually to do with their sexuality.

>dont like gays?
must be gay themselves!
>dont let feminists walk all over society shitting on men
must be a virgin that hates women!
>hey maybe kids shouldnt take hormones
backwards cousin fucker bible thumper!

>hey I'm not sure Trump is right about this thing
you're a discord tranny!

Because if you've ever been to Yas Forums, you'd know they are right. Literally a board of bitter hateful virgins.

this but unironically

>zoom in on the actor right as he turns away from the camera
why?

this is genius, everything's tinted yellow because the film is a puddle of piss, truly amazing

what's it about?

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He's just like me!

Yeah you should probably go back there then.

>I watched Cuck with my friends last night, it was fucking incredible. Truly a heart wrenching story.

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How does this movie end? Does he go on a mass shooting spree or does he just shoot himself?

>be me
>torrent KEK (2019).exe
>start movie
>one hour in nothing much is happening
>two hours in This movie can't be this long?
>need to go to the bathroom (pissjug was full)
>press pause
>nothing happens
>close window
>mfw the torrent just open my webcam

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he goes on a shooting spree

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Jojo Rabbit was the superior kike directed anti-extremism flick.

Does he kill the people who wronged him or does he unload on randoms? Do the cops ding him at the end? That's all I'm interested in

it's kind of amazing this movie did so badly, I would have expected there to be more ironic viewers at least. it's so shit people aren't even willing to mock it.

>Yeah can I get 1 ticket to Cuck please
>to what?
>T-to Cuck, please
yeah no wonder this film ate shit.
I wanted to watch Hidden Figures when it released as a joke and I accidentally said Hidden Niggers by accident and they told me to leave. A movie's title is almost directly related to its success.

I'm surprised that no angry mob with pitchfork and torch showed up in premier

>I watched Cuck with my friends last night, it was fucking incredible. Truly a heart wrenching story.

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Did this movie even hit theaters? I thought it had to be released on Netflix or something because of the corona

I resent that. I'm not bitter.

the 24 people who know about this movie don't care about it

>white guy lives alone with his fat old mother who he has to wash everyday and hates it. the movie actually shows her disgusting body
>he meets a pornstar that he jerks on on the street, and she tells him she has a job offer
>it's playing the cuck in porn videos
>he plays a cuck where a nigger fucks her
>he eventually spergs out where a spic cums on his face
>other subplots include
>him getting a date with a roastie, him telling her that girls only like bad boys and not pussies, she gets insulted that he said "pussy" and wants to leave only for him to sperg out in restaurant
>him dressing up in his father military outfit only for some guys to tell him he's stolen valor motherfucker
>has some encounter with the some niggers, only to be saved by some racist white dude
>he starts ranting about everything on youtube, he becomes some kinda alt-right celeb
>movie ends with people finding out he plays a cuck in cuck videos, him going on a rampage with the guys who shoot porn and dying

im not a virgin tho
already dispelling your headcanon, freak.

>I watched Cuck with my friends last night, it was fucking incredible. Truly a heart wrenching story.

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sounds a bit too subtle for my taste

>>white guy lives alone with his fat old mother who he has to wash everyday
Is this going to be a Hollywood trope now? First Joker and now this

he kills the people who made him a cuck and starts unloading on randos but misses fucking horribly

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cuck 2019 was fucking great, and everyone here should watch it

the duality of chan

Why?

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This is distastefully vulgar and jewish.

based

>muslims: america's greatest enemy
lemme guess: he supports the illegitimate state of Israel?

Death to shills. Kill yourself, faggot.
Also, we all know you don't have friends. At most you have people who put up with you because you are of some use to them.

Both posts typed by yellow hands... Perhaps even the same hands.

lol

you are a fucking jew and we know it