>slaughters a room full of kids
>goes around the galaxy cutting people up
>kills an ENTIRE PLANET
>luuke *cough cough* I'm good now
>all is forgiven and he gets into space jedi heaven
What's the message supposed to be here?
Slaughters a room full of kids
vengeance bad
death penalty is bad, forgiveness awaits for EVERYONE
>he doesn't realise the incredibly based Christian message about eternal forgiveness
>kills someone
>whoops haha forgive me god please thanks
>gets into heaven anyways
sounds retarded
Never forget that he’s better than drumpf according to Mark Hamil because he at least showed remorse. And drumpf, uh, slaughtered all those people but hasn’t shown remorse.
he only killed galactic chosenites
Says chang
>Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
that's WHY the prequels sucked ass in the first place. making him a kid killer to make the last movie "le serious" ruined this moment. vader didn't pull the trigger on planets or anything, he obviously had a code of conduct he followed etc. he wasn't portrayed as a psychopath murder machine, he was a guy who lost his way ideologically. he killed rebels, sure, but that's war. shit happens.
the prequels butcher his development.
> Sad harmonica solo plays
It was coherent before the prequels, he was good, fell to the dark side, gave his life to save his son, good game.
Prequels came out and now he always seemed like a cunt.
It's about REPENTANCE nigger.
HE killed the emperor. none of that other shit matters
he turned a new leaf mmmkaaay
Jedis are very similar to k*Tholics
>>luuke
He doesn't ever meet Luuke. C'baoth creates him after Endor.
>drops boulder on someone
>can't be criticized because everyone else has tossed a few pebbles at people
>you didn't go to church that one time so you have to forgive me for raping this kid
Do christcucks really?
not a christcuck but have you ever talked to a normie and watched them endlessly judge and crucify someone over a minor mistake? Usually the most judgemental people are also the scum of the earth
Oh fuck off
What are you talking about? He makes the big push to destroy Alderon
He sacrificed himself and killed the Emperor, what more do you want? He saved Luke. He was absolutely redeemed. He still lived a life of pain and suffering, he was atoned.
isn't that how Catholicism works?
Uh no. He’s gung ho and gets checked by Tarkin and the emperor.
I don't care about celebrity political views
most intelligent poster on this board
The Death Star was being blown up anyway
his sacrifice never mattered
>kike "athiest" trying to denounce god with some made up hypothetical about child rape
Its funny the first thing this jew conceives in his mind is underage rape. You people are slime. Good thing your shitty meme ideology is dead. All fedora niggers should hang.
>muh jesus wouldn't advocate for violence c-c-christcuck..
don't ever speak on behalf of MY god you worthless fucking snakes. Day of the rope.
It was HIS master plan
>Day of the rope.
>>slaughters a room full of kids
>>goes around the galaxy cutting people up
>>kills an ENTIRE PLANET
That was Vader not Anakin.
Sounds like Christianity
>implying Sheev didn't have an escape ready at the press of a button
Wouldn't hold up in court
Christians raping kids is hardly hypothetical.
Is this suppose to mean something soijak redditor?
The only rope here is the one you are gonna buy after you turn 24 and never work up the courage to use, you pansy ass little bitch.
Seemed like it did for the force.
>The only rope here is the one you are gonna buy after you turn 24 and never work up the courage to use, you pansy ass little bitch
>kill children
>go to heaven
>based
Christcucks will defend this.
If you think about it those kids go to heaven too so it's a win-win.
You can be redeemed, you fucking bigot kike psycho.
Palp: yo anakin I can bring Padme back to life if you become my slave
Anakin: word! its a deal
Palp: Umm, I know you killed those kids and everything but I was just bullshitting about bringing people back to life
Anakin: ok cool, well ill still be your slave anyway
????????
>eating up kike deflection propaganda
>muh catholics the msm told me about
you're an npc faggot fedora tipping reddit nigger and you need to go back.
Based redemption trips
To be fair killing children can be justified
Would you kill the children of Osama Bin Ladin if you saw them in a room practicing arming explosives and playing flight simulators? Same thing for Anakin, and he even had a personal reason cause he was gonna sneak them out but that one kid called him master even tho the council didn’t give him the title. So he understandably got upset
rekt.
Yes it is. Literally tabloid media. I’m sure there were just as many pedo rabbis and school teachers but we only heard about the Christian ones if one ever came up.
>just as many pedo rabbis
nah, fucking kids is normal for rabbis
its way more common in judaism
> Searching messages in space opera
Why lie tho
>anakin my master learned how to save people from death, together we can acquire this power aswell
>uh anakin you killed her dude, I’m not our Grandchildren I can’t just resurrect people because it’s convenient for the plot. It would make me a Gary Stu
>implying it would matter even if he didn't because he has clones anyway
That’s not a very Christian thing to say, user. I’m praying for you.
He had no choice lol the guy probably needed constant surgeries.
>phoneposting weeb is gonna educate me on god
Lmao.
>kills an entire planet
That was Tarkin, you mong
The message from self-hating Jew Lucas is that killing little kids is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord as long as they're Jewish (Jedis). Also Alderan was a socialist hippie commune.
really worked better before they wrote out what happened
pro tip: the prequels sucked and lucas is a hack
checked
No, but I never shy from farming ez (you)s.
JESUS is KING
>doesn’t even capitalize God
oh no no no...
Palpatine breaks up the greedy Jewish Trade Federation that has the galaxy in a chokehold
>this is something a villian does
fuck you George and your jewish masters
You would never hear about it is the point.
Is this all you could come up with? ahahahaha
>It's ok when Star Wars does it
thats how christianity works man
you could be the worst person on earth and on your deathbed and say lol sorry jesus and boom heaven
>LITERALLY worships the Jews' god
>but the people critiquing his dead religion are the real Jews
>literally arguing in... bad faith
ehehehehehehe