JEWRASSIC WORLD III

I would love to fuck literal shit out of her ass

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It's really not.

I want a fatass titcow pale redhead wife who is addicted to getting pregnant so fucking bad bros

>addicted to getting pregnant

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She must be wild in bed

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I just checked and it says 2.

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imagine this walking around jurassic park

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Owen marries blue and they have dinosex in the mountains

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>A mediocre conclusion to a boring, uninspired trilogy that poorly apes the original Jurassic Park movies while also pushing an environmental justice narrative
Ftfy

ETERNAL REMINDER
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD
>married to Seth Gabel
>has two (2) beautiful children, a boy and a girl, with hopefully more to come
>marriage has been going strong for 13 years
>directed an episode of the only good Star Wars product in years, kickstarting her directing career
>is an actual redhead

CHRISTINA WHOREDRICKS
>married to pajeet poo
>never wanted kids (0 children), has only 2 dogs who never had children to play with.
>marriage lasts for 10 years before losing interest
>will whore herself out to the next chad and never have kids
>will only get bargain-bin tv roles in a desperate attempt to get that Emmy
>dyes her hair red because of a book she read

BryceCHADS win over Hendricels
BrapCHADS win over Milkfags
THE REDHEAD DOMINATION STARTS NOW

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Rights better

Fertility Goddess

I bet her husband and her had hot pregnancy sex all the time.

speaking of apes the writers of the recent kino Planet of the Apes trilogy wrote these new Jurassic Park movies
I'll be the first to admit, FK wasn't good, but I genuinely liked JW. That said, I did like a lot of what FK set up. The Indomoraptor or whatever was a stupid edition to the movie and seemed like a last minute exec addition, but anyway, if Jurassic World 3 is I am Legend or something but with dinosaurs? Dinopocalypse. Then Jeff Goldblum could look out over the horizon at herds of dinosaurs as they retook the Earth
>truly we have become Jurassic World(TM)
Let's face it, that would be kino.

1 = 2 > JW > FK > 3

>BDH getting lewd
It's from a Black Mirror episode. Not bad... not great.

Just watch out for the braptors

I really really REALLY want to fuck Bryce Dallas Howard. In fact, I'm masturbating to her ass right now. I'm envisioning her soft moans as I (lovingly) shove my COCK balls-deep in to her smooth, pale bubbly jiggling derrier, her hips gyrating and wiggling softly as she enjoys the stern sensual sexual stimulation I provide to her, while I firmly grip her red hair and pull her chubby fertile form toward me with every thrust

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god she makes me want to breed her so bad and i don’t even have a [redacted]

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Jews are based. They advanced film and entertainment throughout the century. Eat shit Yas Forumstard

I've always been on the fence about 3 so let me weigh-in.
Positives:
>dinosaur designs
>set pieces
>CG
>Dr. Grant
>Spinosaurus
Negatives:
>practical-effect dinosaurs
incredibly stiff and poorly shot in this movie, practical effects need to be shot just right in order to look good, the CG spino is fast and clawing at everything and snapping and the animatronic is cumbersome and it becomes jarring cutting back and fourth and it's almost like you're looking at two different monsters
>story
TLW was a natural continuation of JP. InGen picking up the pieces and whatever other fallout from the movie 1 disaster. JP3 was almost like a parody. Sam Niell just gets a huge paycheck to go back to jurassic park for ONE LAST RIDE for some irrelevant reason when they could have easily made a similar movie that expanded more on the lore. Dr. Grant getting captured sounds like a good idea. How about InGen captures him and takes him to the island to a new base, things go awry, etc. it was neat how we got to see the ruins of some labs and stuff (+set pieces) but some expository dialogue would have been great and interesting, this is just off the top of my head if you're gonna use the "Grant's been captured and InGen has been up to something!" movie, but instead they removed that far more interesting idea for some vacationers get stranded...? Sounds like Kathleen Kennedy herself came up with the plot for this film. Boring as fuck. Also Grant gets cucked? Why? Life finds a way symbolism from the first film out the fucking window? Fucking retarded
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Fuck me you just reminded me how awful the 2nd one was, what the fuck happened? The first wasn't great but why did the quality took a fucking dive? Is there an explanation for it?

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BDH has become so large that she is the new dinosaur threat.

Hopefully Bryce's even more voluptuous sister visits

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this isnt voluptuous it’s just obese. yuck

>conclusion
Nothing happens. The spino attacks the boat in a boring way. Bumps his head into william H macy on a ladder then they shoot a flare at him and he leaves. Then the raptors show up and they just stand there and nothing happens. Sick. We got fucking the rex rescue in JP1, San Diego postgame in TLW, and even the Indominus battle in JW, but in 3 I think after the pterodactyls the last half hour or so of the movie is completely uneventful
>jobbing the franchise mascot to some new beast for shock value
Respond with seethe or whatever but this was a stupid idea. What might have even saved the movie is if the tyrannosaur didn't get killed like a fly and maybe survived the first fight, then maybe after the boat scene at the end there's actual payoff and the parent tyrannosaurs from TLW tagteam the spino, so everyone wins. Changing the logo and using popsci and other stupid shit put a bad taste in everyone's mouth and buried the franchise for almost 20 years.
>characters
Yikes. FK definitely had worse characters because at least we still had based Dr. Grant, but Udeski was probably the next best character and he was dead 15 minutes after the got to the island.

holy shit is this real? is that her sister?
this might be my wettest fatnasty, a threesome with those two, fuck

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It's both, she is definitely fat but she still has the good tit genes driving all the fat to her heaving milky udders.

Jesus christ that bitch looks grim, I seriously hope no one unironically finds this attractive.

those aren’t really good tits though, the nips are pointing entirely downwards. bdh is hot because she perfectly straddles the line between curvy and fat. this is too far in the fat direction

Won't they just do the same thing they did in the last movie? That's what happened in the second movie, they just repeated most of the same general story as the first.

>all the fat to her heaving milky udders
Yeah, all three of them, cause I see another one just under the normal pair.

Nepotism is based now?

if whites behaved more like jews they wouldn't be on the fast track toward extinction

there is nothing even remotely attractive about this

No. The problem with whites is that they suck too much kike cock. They seem to be infatuated by it. They are too stupid or too perverted to actually uncuck themselves from the jew. Pathetic.

GODDAMN Ron Howard has always been a skinny dude. His wife must be an absolute hambeast if their kids are that big.

top kek at how low test this guy is
probably jacking it to bony trannies on tiktok

whites need to suck more white cock then

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S RACIST NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the MSM right now. Bigoted psychopaths

dumb. just find a white woman and have more than 2 kids you mongoloid retard.

No I have actual sex with actual women instead of jacking it to hambeasts on the internet

goddamit not another fap tonight

You'll turn 18 soon and meet an actual white woman and get over your Yas Forums phase

>almost twenty years and Tcucks are this upset about Spinochad

>lol you can't be racists against whites they're not people boomer
Ok whatever you say, you fucking psychopath. You sound like a facebook wall.

she's a titcow, which is where BDH gets it, but otherwise a normal-sized lady. maybe on the tall side but still shorter than Ron Howard who's 5'8

fuck a white (if you must) woman and have some kids then dipshit

>yes give more cattle to the jew, goy

She was better when she was curvy before submitting to BBWchan fetishes

based mal-poster, been following her for years, as far as I'm concerned the bigger she gets the bigger my boner gets

No!

this is peak performance

Udder kino

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why isnt she fat in jw mobies?