Sal go throw this brick through that Chinese resturaunts window

chucking sneed

for me, its the asian one

Love. Can you put a time limit on love?

>Sal, toss a grenade into that orphanage

>"So today we have to try to get a stranger to agree with what we say and we'll be feeding eachother lines to tell them"
>"Okay, Sal. You're up buddy."
>Sal approaches a stranger in a supermarket
>"You know what I find strange that I can't get out of my head?"
>Stranger says, "What's that?"
>"I really find it strange that-"
>Cut to the guys behind the scenes
>Murr says, "That gass chambers have wooden doors."
>"That- Ugh... Oh, man..." tries not to laugh
>Guys start laughing
>"I really find it strange that..."
>Camera zooms in on stranger
>"that uh..."
>cut to the other guys laughing uncontrollably
>cut to commercial

>Gang: Sals our biggest loser and you know what that means!
>Sal: Oh come on guys...
>Gang: *all laughing* That's right! It means Sal, we got a surprise for you.
Joe: Bring in the bat container!
>Sal:oh no...
Q: This container contains a Flying foxes which has been tested positive Convid-19!
>Joe:*laughing like a mad man*
Ferret: And Sal, being the germaphobe he is, has to get inside and try to feed them one whole banana
>Sal: Guys come on! I'm gonna die!
>Joe: Sorry bud! Now get inside!
>Q:Now what Sal doesn't know is, we actually put in a dozen bats in there all with rabies as well. Lets see if he can find the right bat to feed it to!
>Sal: Guys! This isn't funny, get me out!
*Gang all dies of laughter*

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Who's Joe?

someone post the webm of sal shooting those guys

Murr is a based oil driller tho

Joe>Murr=Q>>>>>>>>>>Sal

perfect

>this

yes.

What's the worst punishment Sal ever got? I think the elephant shit one, or the one where he's got to find his phone in the garbage boat are up there

Why do people hate Sal?

He has the demeanor of a crabby old Jewish woman. Watch the punishment where they trap him in an elevator with someone.

what about the one where he gets brutally raped in a prison cell and then flayed open like a fish?

that's what makes it not funny, you know he wont break

>Joe: Okay Sal go into the room with your girlfriend and we'll tell you what to do next
>*unplugs microphone*
>Murr: What Sal doesn't know is that we hired two men to rob him in front of his girlfriend

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I think the worst one is where joe rapes his femboi nephew and cums inside of him while looking Sal directly in the eye the entire time

Holy kek, based Sal "The Spic remover" Zimmerman

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I don't hate him he's just the weakest link, clearly

Joe is the most based, he is immune to embarassment

I think he adds more to the show than Q does

Sal is my favourite

that isn't sal, nimrod
it's a clip from grifter 2 and it's the worst part of that snuff

Fucking christ

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So much about this comment confuses me

Kek

thanks

Highly impractical might I add!

Which one is the most dangerous to women?

Murr looks like a sex offender

A based sex offender

>Which one is the most dangerous to women?
Saul store a womens pants and sent her photos of himself wearing them with a mask on

Imagine being this new

stole*

You need a weak link like Sal for this show, though. His punishments are always the best.

This is a fact

How so?

POST YOUR FAVORITE SCENE RIGHT NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=fQOFi__SAa4

I would not survive this holy fuck

>Sal, call that black man over there a nigger

Q>Murr>Sal>EXTREME POWERGAP>Joe

based taste. people sleep on Q too much

>Joe dead last
Imagine knowing someone with such shit taste.

He has no emotional control and fails the most challenges. Not that I blame him but he's definitely the weakest in that regard. He still has some pretty choice moments thought ngl

...

Based GETanon

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MURR COULDN'T KEEP HIS DICK SOFT AT THE MORGUE, WHICH MAKES HIM TONIGHT'S LOSER

>Sal: Murr has a huge fear of dogs, so tonight we're here at the Doggy Daycare Centre in New York
>Joe can barely contain his excitement
>Q: Murr thinks that for his punishment he'll have to play with and feed all the dogs here at this centre
>Sal: But what Murr doesn't know is that the dogs here are all actually hungry pitbulls who haven't eaten in three days!
>Q giggles
>Sal: Boy, Murr better hope they don't get "ruff" with him!
>All three burst into hysterics

Anybody see the movie? The challenges were decent, but the rest of that "story" was pretty bad

>He has no emotional control
That's true
>fails the most challenges.
You know the actual competition part of the show is fake, right? They record punishments for the season but for the challenges they just get a bunch of footage, pick the best bits, and edit it to make someone "lose." It's why sometimes they'll fail/pass a challenge, but then they'll still show another clip where they get the opposite result. Sal probably gets the most punishments because they know fans think his are the funniest.